So soft...

DELTARUNE AU OC BLOG - Est 11/18/2021 - Controlled by Mushy

[redhothxchimama]

                     "YOUR BUSINESS IS MY PLEASURE"

                                 -18+ themes / minors do not interact-

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[[[SEMI PRIVATE]]]

[redhothxchimama]

bodycontainsahumansoul​:

“That’s fine. I wanted to just talk with you anyway, not go in.”

*Kris replies, once more letting themself be let away from wherever it was that the red lady addison manned the door of. They still didn’t get what was inside other than something for adults (?) but it didn’t matter. Most adult stuff was boring anyway.*

   [ ...did...did you want to talk to me? ]

Paola pointed at herself and gave a nervous smile. She looked back at her workplace and then back at Kris.

...what an odd kid.

   [ ...well...okay? I guess I have time. But I can’t stay for long.      What is it ya need to talk about, kid? ]

[redhothxchimama]

spamddison​:

’ You [bet ur bottom kromer] it does doll! Just like I [imagination] your [smokin] looks do. ‘ Ohhhh she was so cute he couldn’t control himself from vibrating with such joy ’[Paola….] ‘ He’d repeat. ‘ Hooo mama what a [lovely] name for an [angel] li<ke u. ‘ . As she reached out to take his hand did his cheeks blush a brighter red, seeing as she was now holding his hand as she was going to lead him inside.

Ahhhh he’d never wash this hand now! Not like he ever really had with his living conditions… ’ TYSM b4bycak3s, maybe do you think I could g3t a [specil xclusiv] sh<0w from you then? ‘There was that flirtatious wink of his again

She took his hand and tittered a bit. Paola began to lead him to the front door and opened it, allowing him to walk before her. When they were inside, she held out her hands to gesture that she was trying to take his coat.

  [ ...I'm sorry? Come again? A special show? ]

A little bubble popped over her head and expressed a little blushing emoji then quickly poofed away.

  [ I---am not quite sure what you mean by that. ]

[redhothxchimama]

spamddison​:

‘Now you [GOT IT!] ‘ Though it seemed like she only seemed to remember him whenever he’d come here with the other….more successful Addisons. Ones that did consider him his friends but Spamton himself still worried about if they really felt that way about him. He was diffrent than them…more desperate. It was a bit funny though, considering that he was the older one of the group; but his height always was the one thing to backfire on him. ‘ And I [swear ill be there] that I’ve s33n you b4. There’s no way I’d forget such an [angelic[ face like that! ‘ A wink would be given as he was back to trying to play this all smooth. ’ Spamton G Spamton, ‘ He’d say as he held out his hand with his chest puffing out once more.

The woman folded her arms and finally, that smile finally faded away for good. A more stern expression took over her face.

  [ ...yeah...you've probably seen me workin' around here. I work a lot. ]

The hostess began tapping her foot against the cold hard ground as if something might have bothered her a bit.

  [ Spamton G. Spamton? Classy soundin' name. I bet you use it to impress     ALL the ladies y'come across, huh?]

...and there was that smile again. The same pop up kao-moji from before hovered over her head, showing a cute little smile. When it popped away, she reached out to take his hand.

  [ Just call me...Paola.     ...Did...you want to come inside? ]

She somewhat nervously gestured to the door.

  [ They’ll let you in if you’re with me... ]

[redhothxchimama]

spamddison​:

‘ Sure, whatever you s4y [sweetcheeks] ; As soon as she pinched his cheek did hearts form in his glasses, practically going limp as he didn’t even seem to be bothered by the fact that she was calling him a…. Wait- She was calling him a baby too wasn’t she? Sure he didn’t have an ID card on him but him being a salesman certainly must be enough!  ‘Wait…’

’[NO! NO! NO!] ‘ His voice got louder as he seemed to fume once more. ‘ I am not some [runt] I am [all grown up] a [BIG MAN]!!!!  S33! ‘ He held up his card once more. ‘ I run a business over in [Cyber City] surely you must have h3ard of me! I’m going two be a [[BIG SHOT]]! ‘

Paola let out a giggle, her smile STILL never fading. The poor guy seemed so frustrated but she couldn't help herself. Standing back up to her usual height, the addison put her hands against her hip and leaned forward to look down at him.

  [ ...hm? ]

She took another look at the business card. Hey...wait...yeah he was familiar!!

  [ ...wait...you've been here before!! Haven't you? ]

All six of her closed eyes quickly popped open for a moment before shifting back to happy little lines.

  [ Yeah! I recognize you! You've come here a few times with a bunch of     other addisons. ]

When she mentioned that, a slight frown had shown on her face for a moment. But not long after did her smile return.

[redhothxchimama]

spamddison​:

As soon as the female Addison spoke up and he looked up at her did he seem to do a 180 on how he was acting. His eyes lit up and his heart practically beat out of his chest!. ‘HOOOOOCHI MAMA! ‘ He’d whistle. ‘ Aint you a [sight for sore eyes] doll! ‘ If he didn’t hear that last part about her working there at the club he’d almost think she was an angel straight out of Heaven! Licking his palm did he slick his hair back, adjusting his jacket to make sure he looked good for this beauty before him. Ah, ID right! Digging through his pocket did he present her with his buisness card for his shop in Cyber City. ‘ They must have trouble seeing if they think I’m r34lly some sort of [half pint] ‘ He’d huff as he puffed out his chest, perhaps to look a bit manlier. 

Paola stood still wearing an unwavering smile on her face as she waited for the ID. Once it was presented she reached down and took hold of it with her daintily manicured fingers and held it up. ...a business card?

  [ This isn't really an ID honey. ]

Slowly, the addison handed it back, but continued to smile.

  [ I can see how you'd be kicked out. You can't just give the guys     a business card and call it a day- ]

Paola brought herself to his level with a crouch and reached over to give the other addison a little pinch on the cheek to tease him. What a cutie.

  [ -you understand, baby? ]

[spamddison-deactivated20221208]

’ I’m t3llin ya I’m not some [under the age of 18]! Just take a [good hard look] at my license! ‘ Holding up his business card didn’t seem to do any good as he was yet again lifted out by the officers and escorted out of the club. One of them mentioned a rouge minor having snuck into the deeper web of Cyber City. However for Spamton this was just his fate for being the smallest Addison in the city. He kicked his tiny legs as he was carried out and continued to yell and swear at the officers who then proceeded to do something other than their jobs. ‘ Lousy [SLIMES] I don’t deserve to be treated like some [baby baby baby oh baby] ‘ // @redhothxchimama​ 

[redhothxchimama]

As he was kicked out of the club, a stranger approached after watching from afar.

At first she took the addison for a child herself due to his size, but as she came closer the sound of his voice tipped her off. There was NO way that man was a child.

  [ Excuse me? ]

She called out

  [ Havin' a little trouble there? ]

There stood a voluptuous addison woman, colored from head to toes in a black, and inviting attire.

  [ Sorry...I work here. Kinda stood back to watch the show, though.     Forget ya ID? The cops here ain't really that smart, TBH! ]

As she smiled, a little cloud popped up over her head like a popup window, and within it was a little smiling kao-moji that mimicked her reaciton.

[redhothxchimama]

   [ I’m sorry but unless you’re willing to pay a LOT more, you can’t sit with      me! No drinks for you~! ] 

[redhothxchimama]

bodycontainsahumansoul​:

“That’s what I thought.”

*The teen dressed up as a knight replied, nodding in understanding. They still had to ask though.*

“And I’m a teenager. Not a child.”

   [ You MAY be a teenager, but you’re STILL a kid to me. AND--]

Paola pointed over to the sign behind her, nailed above the front door. It read:

No minors permitted. Must be 21+ with ID.

   [ You could get into a LOT of trouble bein’ here! ]

She grabbed Kris by the shoulders and began to shoo them out of the building. 

[redhothxchimama]

WOW I actually had an ask on this blog while I was away oops. 

[redhothxchimama]

Anonymous asked:

I hope drinks aren’t the only thing on the menu because I’d really like a glass of you.

   [ Sorry but I don’t serve cowards who wear masks. Take it off, and then       we’ll talk. ]

[mushy-art]

So I finally figured out my own design for S. NEO

[redhothxchimama]

spamddison asked:

' Hey b4be, can I have some [hot choccy milk] bc I'm [EPIC]? '

   [ I ALREADY told that kid who came by here...we don’t SERVE that!

     Order a REAL drink! ]

[redhothxchimama]

@bodycontainsahumansoul​ asked: "Still no hot chocolate?"

   [ You again!? ]

Hey, she remembered them! What were they doing back around those parts of the city!? 

   [ Didn’t I tell ya last time? This really isn’t a zone f’kids! And no we REALLY      do not serve hot chocolate, darlin’. ]

[redhothxchimama]

Anonymous asked:

I heard your hair color isn’t actually red and that you dye it.

The hostess raised her brows and leaned forward.

   [ ...you realize that ALL a’me is red, yeah?

     You see what I’m gettin’ at, right? ]

[redhothxchimama]

Anonymous asked: 

I heard that you’re the most popular girl at your hostess job is that true?

  [ WELL at the risk of...casting a shadow over the other gals I work     with, I’ve been told I’m the highest earner here. So...]

...guess it’s true.

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