RED, HOT, AND JUICY

Yeah we like to get fucked up too!

[lovesick-loverboy]

🎃🔪

[discountchucky-deactivated20200]

Draw..Michael Myers B)

Hhyeeah

[askbloodybastards]

🔪💔🔪💔🔪💔

[siashers]

commission for @yourkneecapsshallbestolen

[veepillustration]

some meddling kids

[tunacasserolequeen-deactivated2]

Woke

[redhotpussylicker]

*wants to tell everyone Jason Voorhees didn’t actually die as a child and it’s canon he survived in the woods afterwards for years but just let’s y'all figure that out for yourself*

[redhotpussylicker]

LIKE... BAG HEAD JASON? HE’S A LIVING MAN IN THAT MOVIE HE’S NOT UNDEAD YET... Part 2, Part 3, and Final Chapter Jason’s were all alive and well (albeit disfigured) men, it’s only in Final Chapter does Tommy Jarvis kill Jason AND THEN Jason comes back as a zombie later. He literally lived in the woods for 20 years living off the land and never came back to the camp until the night his mother died. I’m wondering if any of you watched past Part 2 at all.

[redhotpussylicker]

*wants to tell everyone Jason Voorhees didn’t actually die as a child and it’s canon he survived in the woods afterwards for years but just let’s y'all figure that out for yourself*

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

[tunacasserolequeen-deactivated2]

some surprised Myers

[brahrns-deactivated20190616]

silly billy

[thejohncarver]

Dr. Loomis actually was a good guy, he spent 8 years out of his own life trying to help Michael, but he was still an evil killer, btw he is a Doctor with years worth of experience.

Dr Loomis on his way to diagnose an 8 year old with evil and nothing else

[redhotpussylicker]

Anon, defending someone who canonly would drug kids he deemed evil into half-comas:

[the-hapless-ace]

You do of course realize he spent 8 years trying to reach Michael before he diagnosed him as evil for the 7 years and he wanted Michael drugged when he was in his 20’s right? Were we watching the same movie?

[redhotpussylicker]

Were we in the same house when I fucked your mom

[redhotpussylicker]

i watched halloween h20 recently and honestly... why is michael so funny like he didn't have to go through the trouble of lowering himself from the ceiling like that and he didn't have to walk on tables when he knew laurie was there anyways like he may be one of the more serious slashers but he has fun in his own way

He likes to have fun! Believe it or not he’s a prankster at heart dude. If he’s gonna be scaring people, sometime’s he’ll put some personality into it.

[kaijurawr]

I wanted to draw Michael and his cat, and then the drawing turned into a gif, this took me more than I expected so I’ll do more for practice

[littlenightma]

Beautiful work

[redhotpussylicker]

Hey uhhh Halloween AU where Laurie and Michael get to grow up as siblings, but–

Keep reading

[megthomas24601]

I just wanted to thank @hotredpussyliquor for clearing my writers block, because this inspired me to write a banging fic. So if I ever publish it on wattpad or something, you will be thanked greatly.

[laurieathardees]

I finished it

[redhotpussylicker]

You. Link. Now.

[redhotpussylicker]

Usually I can vibe with them but I will always be so fucking nervous getting to know a vegan because like, there are two types of vegans. There are vegans who just don’t want to eat specific animal products but are still supportive of the lifestyle and of other cultures, and then there’s the super dumb white-centric vegans who want to take down meat industry all over no matter the culture or race even though places outside of the west haven’t mass-produced meat like the west has. There’s the dumb vegans who think we should stop collecting honey and use agave syrup or whatever instead because oh lord it hurts the bees. Those vegans who probably believe in PETA. Idk man I just (starts running)

[redhotpussylicker]

Man if you're a vegan I hope you know shit bitch! Not readin' info from other vegans I hope you KNOW shit. I hope you read RESEARCH PAPERS. Please don't be those types of vegans that come to my college and say killing animals is the same as racism or that shaving sheep is killing them I think I'll just eat you

[redhotpussylicker]

Usually I can vibe with them but I will always be so fucking nervous getting to know a vegan because like, there are two types of vegans. There are vegans who just don't want to eat specific animal products but are still supportive of the lifestyle and of other cultures, and then there's the super dumb white-centric vegans who want to take down meat industry all over no matter the culture or race even though places outside of the west haven't mass-produced meat like the west has. There's the dumb vegans who think we should stop collecting honey and use agave syrup or whatever instead because oh lord it hurts the bees. Those vegans who probably believe in PETA. Idk man I just (starts running)