((ooc: I'ma be explaining the ship dynamics with Nurse and the canon mercs, bc why not, I thought about a lot and wanted you to make your decision when voting for the best ship Incase you aren't sure which is good in your opinion. Sorry for the big amount of ooc posts, just wanted to do these ships for funziess))
Needle Sandwich— this one would probably look like another CEO x Y/N type of relationship, but trust me, they wouldn't be. I bet they would be MASSIVE cook buddies, always having fun with each other. Also the weight/height difference would probably prompt them to like to cuddle with eachother. They would be just a massive fluff relationship and a wholesome one too. Probably a lot of PDA
Burning Injection— I think this one would be cute as well, but also a bit weird. But yet another wholesome relationship. Since Nurse went to art school, she'd probably like to draw with Pyro a lot. Same amount of PDA like Needle Sandwich
SyringeVan— Probably silent about their relationship, they wouldn't specify to others who they're dating and don't do a lot of PDA. They'd be chill lovers that act like friends with occasional kisses and lovely dovely things. He'd probably watch over her in the battlefield and shoot down enemies trying to sneak up on her
Medical Personnel— This one is basically Boss x Assistant type dynamic. But Medic would probably want Nurse to constantly get x-rays (because we all know how much of a freak Medic is). And he would want to perform experiments on her but she'd straight up tell him no. Basically Crazy & Crazy but logical
Track Bandage— HEAVY on the Roger & Jessica Rabbit type of relationship. Scout barely has any charisma but he's funny so Nurse likes him for that. She's also out of league yet somehow he scored. She would tell him to stfu though, like, a lot. Scout would probably ask her to read him his comics since he can't read and she would read it while sometimes critiquing the art mistakes.
Aristocrats— this one would be kinda toxic. Spy likes to be posh and look rich, while Nurse lived in an abusive rich family and hates the rich lifestyle. That's all I have to say, they wouldn't be a good pair. It's the main reason Nurse hates Spy: because he reminds her of her past life. She also hates chain smokers
Roman Engineering— He'd probably talk about his creations a ton and she'd like to listen. He would also like to play his guitar for her and she'd listen. In short: Yapper x Listener.
Hamburgers and Pizza— Brains and Brawn in a nutshell. She'd have to explain to Soldier that she's not a Communist and pizzas aren't secret spies and Spaghettis aren't either. She'd love him, but get tired of explaining it to him that she would rather give up.
Yeast Infection— Drinking buddies for sure. But Nurse can hold her alcohol and hardly gets drunk. Probably know how to handle hangovers and basically help him out. Not the best, but both would love each other but keep their habits.
((sorry if I'm posting this a day after the poll and not before. I had thought about these dynamics after it and I didn't want to trouble you guys with voting AGAIN since that would be annoying.))
