宮本 武蔵

INDEPENDENT MIYAMOTO MUSASHI

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[redofautumn]

“You’re a member of club Suzuka now, though it is only the two of us only right now so ganbare us.” from suzuka obvs

“They say to not scoff at humble beginnings right? We’ll be an unstoppable club in no time! I think if we drag Master, or maybe get Osakabehime out of her room it’ll be great!”

While not knowing exactly what she’s being dragged into, Suzuka’s ideas were always… fun, albeit dangerous sometimes. 

“Maybe by the end of it Chaldea can be renamed club Suzuka!”

[redofautumn]

"Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go. Oh I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow."

Nero catches Musashi in a song, her hands in a dance. 

That’s where we want to go, way down in Kokomo…

With a giggle that she just can’t help, the silly beat has them dancing along. Blushing, she has no chance against Nero, who would always surprise her with little things… or big things.

We’ll put out to sea and we’ll perfect our chemistry.

She lets Nero lead, gently holding onto the top of her shoulders while they spin and laugh around in the kitchen, to the dismay of everyone else.

“N-Nero- Haha! S-stop it we’ve got to make lunch!” 

And by and by we’ll defy a little bit of gravity…  

[somnim-archived]

@redofautumn​ sent: 💊 - See my muse chug three 5-hour energy drinks at 4 pm (MEME / NOT ACCEPTING)

Looking at one of the still full bottles, Suzuka tried to wrap her head around the liquid and its effects. The smell was sweet, yet there was something sharp about it - perhaps being the reason why Musashi had become so active suddenly. Musashi had told her something about having found them and wanting to try drinking multiple at once, which though had piqued her interest, she had wanted to finish reading the chapter of her manga first before anything else.

“It’s decided - I’ll join you, Musashi-chan! I won’t let you experience this alone!” Five hours of energy in an instant, the bottles read. They were Servants, and she was a divine being, so there hardly could be any way these liquids could affect them, but Suzuka did not care. If Musashi wanted to find out what they would do, she would not let her partner in crime go through it alone!

Yet, half an hour later the two felt incredibly energized and yet not really there. Suzuka was well aware of the effects of alcohol, but this was quite something else! “Musashi-chan, Musashi-chan!” Linking arms with Musashi, her tail could hardly stop moving. “Whatcha say you an’ me give a second try to that cookin’? Sounds fun doesn’t it?” Though their previous cooking session had ended up in a disaster, she was sure that with the help of these energy drinks Musashi had found for them, this time they could do better.

[redofautumn]

⚱️ - Catch my muse standing on a wobbly rolling office chair (HOLD ON MUSASHI SUZUKA'S HERE TO SPIN THAT CHAIR WITH ALL HER STRENGTH)

NSFW Starters | @somnim

Musashi sighs, alone in one of Chaldea’s offices. No one could hear, or see her under the piles of papers. Why would they assign her to do paperwork anyway?

She distracts herself by spinning on her office chair, and then wonders how it would be to stand up on it. Then, the perfect accomplice arrives. Suzuka Gozen.

“Suzuka-chan! You’re just in time.” She says with a sparkle in her eyes.

 “Let’s play! Come here and spin me!” 

And so, the shenanigens could not be stopped. Today, papers would fly and average number work related injuries will increase threefold.

[somnim-archived]

@redofautumn​​ // braincell losing time

“Didcha know that there’s supposedly a minigolf course that’s only open for half an hour at 3 AM on Thursday nights?” Asking between sips of her fruity drink, Suzuka was feeling the pleasant buzz of alcohol already settle in. She’d been browsing the net on her phone, getting used to the brand new smartphone, and had found out about this place that had once been. A thought passed through her head, wondering if their Master would know about it, but she ignored it in favor of telling Musashi about it.

“It’s even pirate-themed!” All in all it sounded incredibly exciting. Was it perhaps haunted? Was it a front for something illegal? Why only half an hour in the dead of the night? She knew the concept of pirates, but nothing about them. “Perhaps the owners were pirates!”

[redofautumn]

Somehow whenever Suzuka has an idea, Musashi’s eyes light up. This was one of many silly ideas already presented tonight, but maybe this time the sake does more talking than usual.

“Let’s go Suzuka-chan let’s go! What are we waiting for!”

She brings Suzuka up off the couch by hand, leading her without really knowing where to go. Questions race through her head, pirates? Half an hour at 3am? What’s minigolf anyway? But she continued to lead Suzuka forward.

[moretrashyrpmemes]

NSFW Starters

Send one as my muse does unsafe work practices to….

✂️ - Notice my muse holding scissors wrong 

🗑  - See my muse start a trash can fire

⚱️  - Catch my muse standing on a wobbly rolling office chair

🖇  - See my muse put their bowl of paperclips near their computer fan

📄  - Watch my muse get a paper cut when organizing papers

💻  - See my muse put a class of water on their laptop

🔐  - Watch my muse forget to lock up their work station

🖋  - Watch my muse chewing on the tip of a leaded pen

🗄 - See my muse standing by an unsteady filing cabinet that could collapse on them

📚 - Peek past a large stack of books that could tower on my muse if they shake their desk too much

💊 - See my muse chug 3 5-hour energy drinks at 4 pm

🔫 - Get held at gunpoint by my muse with all the other workers who finally snapped at the boss

💉 - Do crack cocaine with my muse behind the printing machine

🚬 - Smoke in a non-smoking zone and get caught by my muse

🗞 - Roll up the paper and smack my muse with it

[mirckel]

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[redofautumn]

“is today a good day to say i think i love you?”

Without it being said, she already knew. Of course she did. The time they had spent together had been sweet. Even while walking together, bumping shoulders and accidentally touching hands had her blushing. The kisses she received, in the gardens, when they had time alone. How could she not know? 

But it had never been said.

 And the words swiped her off her feet as if she didn’t know. 

Turning around, as Musashi couldn’t bear looking at Nero directly right now, she tries to come up with something.  

“Ah- Uwah- W-w-wait!”

She’s kneeling down with her back turned by now, and a silence breaks between the two.

“It is… a good day…” 

[somnim-archived]

“Um… by the way… why did you kiss me?“

THE MUMMY 1999 // @redofautumn

“Hm? Was it that unpleasant?” How surprising, being asked why she had kissed someone - especially when said someone was a person he had grown close to. Nero still did not know full details of her past; why she was here, how she had found her way here and what her goal for her duration in her Empire was. It was clear that Musashi would not be here to stay.

“I know not how these worked in your homeland, but here you kiss one like such for a very simple reason.” With a teasing tone, Nero continued. Inching closer to Musashi, she slowly started running her fingers up the bare arm. Even if she had been intoxicated by all the wine they had drank that night when making her first approach on the swordsman, her intentions were clear. For however long Musashi was staying within her Empire, working for her, Nero wanted to be with her.

“I can show you if you would so wish.”

[somnim-archived]

valentines choco kiss w nero >:)

@redofautumn was supposed to like my inbox call smh

Grabbing Musashi by the wrist, Nero pulled her aside behind a corner. Barely giving her time to react, she planted her lips on Musashi’s to silence any sounds of protests she was about to make. Though the kiss itself did not last long, it was soft and intense, and oh so very pleasant - not unlike any previous ones.

Yet, along with the chocolate smell floating through Chaldea’s hallways there was a sweet taste passed along between their lips as well, having popped a confection into her mouth just moments before kissing her beloved. A sweet surprise along with the normal pleasant one.

Pulling apart, knowing there would not be any protests after the familiarity of their kiss, Nero grinned. This was not a holiday she celebrated, her traditions for the following days being drastically different from what their Master was used to, she hardly could resist the temptation of joining in on the gift giving.

“Happy Valentine’s Day.” Handing over the box wrapped in red and gold that had been hidden behind her back, it was filled with handmade rose-shaped chocolates just sweet enough for Musashi’s tastes. She had spent some time working on getting them just right, but for the expression on her love’s face it had been worth the frustration.

[redofautumn]

新世界へ - To the New  World

[redofautumn]

somnim‌:

“Good morning.”

Looking up from her reports and breakfast, Nero greeted Musashi and relieved the servant who had brought the woman to her. She’d had ordered her staff to take care of her, to make sure she would have everything needed and then have her brought to her for a proper breakfast. The clothing she had been given, something more proper to her job, suited her wonderfully.

“Please take a seat and eat. You must gain your strength for the day.” Returning her gaze back to the scrolls, she let the discussion drop. The swordswoman would ask if she wished to know anything, but for now she needed to focus on things that would keep her empire running. They would soon have the day for themselves, after all.

“I hope you slept well.” But even then it was hard to resist the urge to know more of the mysterious woman. They did not have much time to discuss before having Musashi retreat to her own quarters for the night.

A little yawn preceeds Musashi’s greeting. “Good morning.” She says stiffly before taking a seat. The table was already set for her with fruits, bread and meat, which she begins nibbling on.

“The bed was comfortable.” Too comfortable, in fact, that she had almost forgotten that she was in such a situation to deal with the emperor here. 

The platter of food disappears alarmingly quickly. The journey, the arena fights and the time in her cell had taken its toll. Although she tries to hide it, the food was very revitalising, and she lets out a small, satisfied smile.

Looking for the first time, away from her plate, she sees Nero behind her papers, and the morning sun which had her glowing. 

“So... What were you going to have me do?”

[somnim-archived]

“I have never entered the kitchen in my whole time here.” The mess there? Not by her, not by Musashi. They don’t know anything about it.

[redofautumn]

“I didn’t even know there was a kitchen in Chaldea!” There is no fire in Chaldea.

[redofautumn]

“Do something! Do something! Not that! Not that!” from suzukaa

“Let’s cook something together, it’ll be totally rad!”

It seemed like a good idea. 

The Chaldea kitchen has noodles at the ready, a pot of boiling oil, shrimp ready for tempura, two hungry sabers and no one to supervise.

“The more we knead the dough, the better the texture will be... But I’m hungry!”

That means the udon is done. 

...

“Suzuka-chan, remember to cut the tips of the tails off the shrimp and remove the liquid, or else they’ll explode!”

...

“Let the konbu and bonito flakes boil to let their flavours out, then strain them!”

Soup base, success.

It was going well. Rather expertly, in fact. Crackling oil fills the room with a heavy aroma. Next up would be tempura. With chopsticks in hand, Musashi dips the shrimp in batter, and then into the oil—

Pah!

Immediately, the oil spits back, exploding as shrimp tails do. Musashi, in her oil splattered panic, knocks over the pot, thus beginning the great Kitchen Fire of Chaldea.

“Do something! Do something!” Suzuka’s yelling, the fires are spreading, and Musashi grabs a nearby bottle and empties it trying to put the fire out.

“Not that! Not that!”

It was oil that she emptied. Not water.

“Suzuka.” Musashi somehow articulates calmly.

“I THINK WE SHOULD GO.”

[redofautumn]

“I… am an Emperor. And I am going to kiss you… Musashi.” maybe in the westworld setting.....

Oh what was it, that they had finally found time to be alone, and away from serious discussion? Was it the green eyes that even found Musashi in her dreams, or the smell of roses, from which she couldn’t escape from?

And now, a soft hand on her cheek. Nero’s eyes turned out to be like spring in full bloom, and they looked back into hers. She spoke her wish, gently caressing Musashi’s waist. She blushed. Her lips were so soft, with a taste so gentle and sweet. Even outside in a forest, Musashi couldn’t escape smell of roses.

They kissed. By the Gods, did they kiss. 

Servants scrambled around the palace, vassals who needed to inquire the emperor were getting impatient. Yet they weren’t in the palace at all, unable to see the hysteria taking place. It was only them two, with their lips locked in the grass of a spring forest, exchanging gentle touches. 

A guard on patrol didn’t hear a quiet moan, and didn’t investigate. He didn’t blush, thinking he didn’t want to bring bad luck to himself in matters of love, went on with his patrol as if nothing had happened. 

[kawa-akari]

Autumn leaves and Fuji by max max

[oopsiewoopsie123]

THE MUMMY (1999);

send one for my muse's reaction!

“You’re with me on this one, right?” “Your strength gives me strength.” “Hey! Don’t you close that door!“ “Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but you! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!” “My girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You… are a catastrophe!” “Why do I put up with you?“ “Have you no respect for the dead?” “Ha! [NAME], please, I’m really not in the mood for you.” “I have just the thing to cheer you up.” “Oh, no, [NAME], not another worthless trinket. If I have to take one more piece of junk to the curator to try and sell for you– Where did you get this?“ “I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?” “Could you tell me how to get there? I mean, the exact location.“ “Oh, I’m so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death.” “Well, personally I think he’s filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit.“ “Can you look me in the eye and guarantee me this isn’t some kind of a flimflam? Because if it is, I am warning you–“ “You’re warning me?“ “Oh, no. What are you doing here?” “I only gamble with my life, never my money.” “The only thing that scares me, [NAME], are your manners.” “Still angry about that kiss, huh?“ “Angry about that kiss? Well, if you call that a kiss.“ “Did I miss something? Are we– Are we going into battle?” “Um… by the way… why did you kiss me?“ “I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time.” “My good friend, you’re alive! I was so very, very worried.” “You always did have more balls than brains.” “Oh, for heaven’s sake, girl, it wasn’t that good of a kiss, anyway.” “Relax. I’m the map. It’s all up here.” “We’ve lost everything! All of our tools, all the equipment!” “Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit. Disgusting.” “I think they’re adorable.“ “So, uh, what are these old mirrors for?” “Uh, here, this is for, uh, you.” “If I don’t make it out of here, don’t put me down for mummification.” “You don’t believe in curses?“ “I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, it’s real. That’s what I believe.” “Hey, tough stuff, try a right hook. Ball up your fist and put it– put it up like that. And then mean it. Hit it right here.“ “Okay, it’s time for another drink.” “Uh-huh. And unlike him, [miss/mister]… you, I just don’t get.“ “Ah. I know. You’re wondering… what is a place like me doing in a girl like this.” “Look, I– I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure seeker, or a gunfighter, but I am proud of what I am.” “I… am a [profession/being]. And I am going to kiss you… [NAME].” “Oh, I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl.” “That’s called stealing, you know.” “According to you it’s called borrowing.“ “It’s just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.” “Damn it! It’s a trap door. There’s gotta be a switch or something around here someplace.” “Come on. Let’s get out of here. Whoa!” “I thought you said you didn't believe in that fairy tales and hokum stuff.” “[NAME], I appreciate you saving my life and all, but when I signed on… I agreed to take you out there and to bring you back. I have done that. End of job. End of story. Contract terminated.” “That’s all I am to you? A contract?“ “You can either tag along with me or you can stay here… and try and save the world! What’s it gonna be?” “Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me?” “You can’t leave me behind like some old carpetbag.“ “Coward that you are! [NAME], you are not leaving me in here!” “What friend? You are my only friend.” “I’m goin’ downstairs, get me a drink. You want somethin’?” “Patience is a virtue.“ “Come with me, my princess. It is time to make you mine for all eternity.” “You better think of something fast, because if I’m turned into a mummy you’re the first one I’m coming after.” “Do something! Do something! Not that! Not that!” “Well, I guess we go home empty-handed… again.” “How ‘bout you, darling? Would you like a little kissy-wissy?”