𝙋𝙀𝙀𝙆-𝘼-𝘽𝙊𝙊 .ᐟ

[redpooled]

“ 𝙄 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 .ᐟ

BAMBI’S (21) IND. PRIVATE & HIGHLY SELECTIVE MUTUALS ONLY INTERPRETATION OF WADE WILSON (DEADPOOL) & THE APPLE OF HIS EYE, ELEANOR CAMACHO. temp. rules over here.

affiliated with laura kinney + lorna dane + logan howlett + annie january + sam riordan + wesley boudreau.

graphics credit to @deweaponize.

hey !!!! some little additions to da rules: wade is a foul mouth and an asshole. we know this. we love this. nothing (most things) he says, i don’t agree with and think he’s appalling. slay! also very & always open to duplicates!

ellie will fluctuate in age based on thread, but i primarily keep her around 18-22, though I do have aus where she’s older (will be written out I swear I swearrr). she’s a crime fighter (she takes on the deadpool mantle) and loves her dad very much. slay x2!

[redpooled]

just figured out undertale yellow exists imma be gone for a bit yall

[ava-deb]

MELISSA BARRERA as SAM CARPENTER SCREAM VI (2023) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[redpooled]

adding to wade & ellie’s queue but gwen calls for me …

[redpooled]

will be here tmrw …

[seapurses]

ANGELDORED —> SHARKEATEN

[seapurses]

okay. um. adding kitty as a test muse n will condense my muse list and put it in my pinned. GOD.

[redpooled]

hello <3 consider this a meme call!

[redpooled]

good morning everyone .. back on fortnite

[redpooled]

@illuminay: sender spits out a mouthful of blood at receiver's feet.

you jump back, the beer bottle in your hand shattering on impact with the floor. it’s fine, it was shit anyway. too bitter and gross and not nearly as important as the blonde pre-puking scarlet at your feet.

“ annie ? ” the immediate concern, hunching to help her up, hands already shaking — it’s rare for you. if — when everything’s okay, you can laugh about it after. for once you wish you possessed more mirth and could laugh about it now. “ what happened ? is everything alright ? please tell me you can talk. ” can she die ? you hope she can’t die.

[redpooled]

@deweaponize: i'm a work in progress. i'm not perfect.

you and laura end up like this frequently; sitting on the ledge of some high roof and just … looking. it makes you laugh sometimes — you used to be afraid of heights before you figured out you couldn’t die, and now you only feel calm. hard to tell if that’s because of the quiet night or laura, though. practically growing up together did lend itself to a level of comfort.

“ for what it’s worth, i think you’re doing a damn good job. ” you shrug, leaning back on your hands to look out at the cityscape. new york’s pretty at night. “ you’re a good person. s’what matters. ” a quick hit from your bubblegum vape (you really need to quit that, by the way. just saying) and another little pause, because you’ve never been the best at comfort. “ we all have our fuckups, but you own them. that’s important, and — you know i’m bad at this. ” but for laura, you could try.

[redpooled]

Enhanced Muscle Hypertrophy: Due to her healing factor enhancing her recovery rate, Ellie is capable of building up muscle faster than regular people.

buff ellie confirmed

[redpooled]

@babymerc: will you listen to yourself ?? “jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh”

for just a moment ellie thinks that maybe she functioned better as an only child. her fingers flex, fist clenched and unclenched, while she rolls her eyes upwards and breathes. it’s not like she’ll hit him — as much as he pisses her off, wesley’s her brother, and she knows their late father would roll in his shittily dug grave if his kids fought like that ( that’s a whole other comic universe, anyway ).

“ do you hear how annoying you are ? please hear how annoying you are. ” ellie grumbles, but there’s little bite in her tone. she settles back against the couch, rubs her eyes — taking in her little brother way under her pay grade. “ what’s so wrong with wanting you to be honest ? i feel like that’s so fucking reasonable, actually ! ” god, she sounds like a tv dad. a hypocrite like one, too.

[taiturner]

VICTORIA MOROLES as LUPE in PLAN B (2021) dir. Natalie Morales

[redpooled]

* if you ever see deadpool and he’s silent it’s not him ❤️ it’s his daughter ❤️

[ohisms]

↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )

damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?

i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .

other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .

why you gotta put me in a cage ?

i'm not a rat , okay ?

shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .

i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .

guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .

will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"

[ name ] , you snitch you die !

pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .

how is this good news ?

everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .

don't worry about it , it was worth it .

what are you doing tomorrow night ?

just say the words , and it can be yours .

oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .

what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?

you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .

that's called extortion , stupid !

those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .

as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .

if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?

with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .

do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?

oh , your breath reeks of booze .

i hope you have a plan .

i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .

there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?

there was a time i could see , and i have seen .

oh , i'm just getting warmed up .

we are but food for worms , gentlemen .

whose burrito did i just step in ?

get out of here , the tv's mine .

what did you do to my shirt ??

how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?

we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .

no more special treatment for you .

i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .

[ name ] , don't you dare !

didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .

if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .

you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?

you don't know who i hang out with .

jealousy is the reason people hate us .

you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .

i hope this is some sort of emergency .

you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .

don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .

suing is how rich white people solve their problems .

i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .

i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .

you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .

ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .

what kind of operation are you running here ?

you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .

where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .

i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .

i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .

i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?

i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .

it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .

i will RUIN you when we get home .

i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .

the suit you destroyed cost a grand !

come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .

he can't know it was my idea .

she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .

woah , tough day at the office ?

what the hell did you just say to me ?

you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .

we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .

this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .

you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?

why don't you just systematically destroy her ?

i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .

she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .

leave me alone , this is all your fault .

why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?

i will never understand your generation .

let me have it . how bad is it ?

do you have any idea what i saw in there ?

you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .

i just want us to be friends again .

it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .

the truth is , i pity you .

when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .

[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .

i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?

this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?

i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .

you wanna get in on this ?

you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .

sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .

having money has reaaally changed you .

i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .

that's a gross overreaction .

i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .

thanks for sticking around .

look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .

i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .

i'm the only one worthy of its power !

keep it in your pants and follow my lead .

it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .

let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .

we've already been over the terms .

what's in it for you ?

i like the element of surprise .

wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?

i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !

you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?

that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .

what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .

guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?

you got it , i'll get you a pillow .

you're lucky no one was killed .

here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .

i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .

how do you think the police found them ?

if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .

you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?

can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .

it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .

i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .

that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .

it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .

[ name ] , don't come at me with that .

i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.

i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .

oh my god , you're bailing again .

innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .

'cause i don't like you , that's why .

i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .

you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .

how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .

[redpooled]

wow okay i forgot this movie has hands