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Janaina Medeiros
taylor price
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

if i look back, i am lost

Andulka
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
d e v o n
NASA

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@redrioting-blog
RIOT. i guess i should throw out a starter call ?? gotta get those threads rolling
love me
uhhhh sorry do i know you
YO SKRILL, DROP IT HARD !
RIOT. bnha but every time i forget to go on my blog it gets faster
MIDORIYA.
redrioting nyas at him
what do u mean im a smelly furry : ( b-bro…………
i meant manly.
flexes. you bet i’m manly, like at least a eight outta ten on the manly scale for manly men.
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❛ you’re a DAD ?! ❜ words that follow go unheard, fall ‘pon deaf ears & mouth agape does morisawa know to not cater his folly heart ? & he turns, eyes wide in youth’s awe. chiaki is flame scorched / phoenix risen, a millennia of volcanic ash & sea - glass polished ; a child under his blazing wings seems both plausible & entirely alien, ❛ but …ah, wouldn’t any jokes count as a dad joke, y’know ? ❜
@forjusticed | game grumps.
Melody in the Dark //
Rei Sakuma (CV: Toshiki Masuda), Koga Oogami (CV: Yuki Ono), Kaoru Hakaze (CV: Kei Hosogai), Adonis Otogari (CV: Wataru Hatano)
RIOT. hhaha hey remember when i said i was making a comeback over a week ago
redrioting:
STURDY HERO ; RED RIOT!
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
"i'll share mine if you share yours. have you tried mint ice cream before?"
❛ just mint ? or does it have those choc chips in it ? ❜ words muffle between the frozen treat in his mouth ( it stains his lips, his tongue, in artificial pink / strawberry stinging cold against his teeth ), & he stabs his spoon back into roseate scoops before shoveling another sticky glob past his lips. ❛ it always left a super weird aftertaste in my mouth, but i guess there’s no harm in trying again. ❜
tongue peeks out to lick the residue from his lips, & he eyes her own cone expectantly, ❛ you wanna try mine first, or me ? ❜
MIDORIYA.
@redrioting
“Hey Kirishima–! We haven’t really talked to each other in awhile, hehe.”
❛ crap we haven’t, have we. . . ? aha. . . sorry about that, man ! i guess we’ve all been pretty busy with the licence exam, y’know ? but with that over there’s more than enough time to catch up ! ❜
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s CREAMS RIOT !!!!!!!!
GINA !!!!!! HELLO I MISSED YOU
REPOST ! DON’T REBLOG ! ( use the quiz here and … ) meet your archetypes
45% Caregiver : friendly, sincere, & compassionate, the Caregiver finds their reward in helping others. no one could ask for a better best friend.
30% Advocate : the Advocate is the one everyone wants on their side. in the name of justice, they are not afraid to challenge authority or speak up for others.
25% Athlete : the Athlete's focus & drive are unparalleled. staying healthy & being fit are paramount to them (as for winning, that doesn't hurt, either).
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tagging : whoever wants to do it !!
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