[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[fibro-memes]

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[divinegallery]

EAT SPAGHETTI. FUCK UNTIL YOU DIE.

[tympz]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cosmicanger]

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[naamahdarling]

In a single sentence, no less.

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[rinkibu]

WHA x Eeeveelutions!

[nanaosdailylife]

I'm adapting to life down here.

[nanaosdailylife]

Can anyone help this person?

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[a-very-cute-snake]