Absolutely Nothing

Hello! My name is Clodagh (she/her). I’m 26 and asexual. I have ADHD, OCD and dyslexia. I mainly post anything l find fun and/or cursed. I forget to tag things a lot, so if something bothers you, feel free to contact me, and I’ll fix it. In the meantime, enjoy my nonsense. Icon by pink-foxes

[jadesnapart]

“It’s a harvest festival, right? So we should go harvest some candy! Or maybe you’d rather harvest the heads of our enemies… I’m up for either one!” 🎃🎃 

Thank you to @sleepycrowhours for commissioning this Halloween Henry just in time for the holiday!!

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION  via Diana Shin’s IG Update (June 8, 2026)

[quasi-normalcy]

I think it's unfortunate that the Nazis inherited an already very efficient German state, industrial and military apparatus, because it created the persistent myth that fascism itself is efficient, which, lol

[quasi-normalcy]

What's a more efficient way to serve the public interest: actually having mechanisms to monitor state officials for corruption and hold them to account, or just letting them loot the public purse to their heart's content so long as they stay loyal to the Leader? If you're not an idiot, the answer won't surprise you!

[kaban-bang]

wtf is plorbus

vince gilligan's cosmic toxic yuri

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[twinkhole-destroyer]

my diva moment will have casualties

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[vortainz]

misc IZ concept art

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

a practical example:

If your lover gives abysmal head, you probably don’t cum

If your lover gives abyssal head, the that is a whole lot of ooze and tentacle to figure out what to do with after

[only-cat-memes]

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[pineappical]

🍍 now available as a postcard over on acggoods!

[sgtjakes]

— She said that if we don't leave now we're going to huk-kah-hoi. — Disappear.

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[chongoblog]

[chateauofmymind]

when the fox hears the rabbit cry he comes running but not to help!

[paintedhen]

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