NOT DOUBLE DEAD

Karkat Vantas (“Red”/Roisin) | 5'0" | 11 sweeps | canon divergent | (m!a: none, accepting) | he/him genderfluid | polyship | panromantic in all quads| GUESS WHO'S BACK

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please listen to this kitten I met today

[naamahdarling]

TRANSCRIPT:

Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.

People: *surprised and delighted laughter*

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early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[redthreshecutioner]

HEY FOR ALL OF YOU TAG YOUR LAVA SHIT JESUS TITS ON A FUCKING STICK

JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

[redthreshecutioner]

wicked-honktraband‌:

haha aw i feel ya brother :oO that sounds kinda cute tho mullets be where it all be like biz in the front and party in the back right? 

I HAVE TO KEEP IT BACK TO KEEP IT FROM LOOKING LIKE A HORRIBLE NIC CAGE MOVIE

[redthreshecutioner]

wicked-honktraband‌:

thanks man :o) haha i had to all trim it down recent cause it was gettin a lil too long to manage all proper. i bet you could all grow some wicked epic nugfluff fam.

MY FUCKING HORNS WOULD DISAPPEAR INSTANTLY IF I ATTEMPTED TO GROW IT OUT

IT WAS HORRENDOUS WHEN I WAS GONE I MANAGED TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS PONYTAIL WITH IT

IT’S LIKE A HORRIBLE BUT SAD MULLET. 

[redthreshecutioner]

wicked-honktraband mentioned you in a post: @redthreshecutioner aaaaaaaaayyyyy red! thanks bro...

@ redthreshecutioner aaaaaaaaayyyyy red! thanks bro

YOU LOOK FUCKING GREAT DUDE I’M SORT OF JEALOUS OF THE HAIR

[mynocturnality]

Four o'clock.

[hardsnake]

[wicked-honktraband]

the answer to alla the mother fuckin mysteries a the multiverse y’all

Keep reading

[markv5]

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

[fromforks]

[redthreshecutioner]

WHAT’S A FELLA GOT TO DO TO GET A SMOOCH

[thanatousic]

:o)

[redthreshecutioner]

machiavelleon‌:

oh are you now?

YEAH JUST FOR THE SATISFACTION OF WHINING ABOUT YOU LIKE A WRIGGLER TO AN OLDER GRUBMATE

NOTHING ELSE MEANINGFUL

[machiavelleon]

redthreshecutioner‌:

hahahahaha

[redthreshecutioner]

I’M CALLING YOU OUT NOW

[machiavelleon]

redthreshecutioner‌:

FEAR.PNG

excellent

[redthreshecutioner]