Sparkle,sparkle. Motherfucker :o)

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🍪 fudge stripes

fuuuck, fudge stripes are so fuckin good man 

10/10 tbmfh but also not gettin no smooches from lols is a 0/10

this bitch is like both the best an the worst all at mother fuckin’ once

shiiit bro

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What about chocolate whiite chocolate macadamiia?

that’s a 9/10 good shit, a sexy mother fuckin’ cookie, got all that sweet biz goin’ on textures an shit. gotta minus the regular chocolate if you was includin both reg an white cause of one a’ my moirails is allergic an i like to smooch his cute ass face a whole lot.

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 🍪 + weed cookie? ;o0 with chocolate chips

8/10 jus chocolate chips is aight but if you all get some other shit up in there too its better.

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Snickerdoodle

3/10

pretty good but needs more goin on imo

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Guess my muse’s favorite cookie! Send in 🍪 + a type of cookie and my muse will rate it 1/10!

Note: Their all-time favorite will be rated 100/10!

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wicked-honktraband replied to your post: they magically bee-licious! “bee?” he chose the B…

they’re buzzing with flavor? gotta see what all the buzz be about? [other fuckin bee puns]

EY GET YOUR OWN TV SHOW BUDDY.

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jus makin a guest appearance homie :o)

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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

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wicked-honktraband‌:

a busy parent with two little bitey fuckin’ sharks haha. it’s goin aight, thanks man :o)

i may forget a lotta shit, but never the sick ass nicknames i give mother fuckers >:o)c

you’ll get a new one eventually, everyone all does.

glad bout that 

also i sure fuckin hope so, bro. i need to make up one for you.

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me too man, my kids are all pretty fuckin great tbmfh.

haha it’ll just have to like, happen organic like. i’ll say somethin and it’ll stick.

:oO

nickname me? shit dude, go for it.

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wicked-honktraband‌:

yeah a lil prolly, i ain’t been on alla that much cause of the twins is lil shits an gettin’ in trouble in some shit called ‘pre-school’ eridan’s got em in.

haha course i did, dunno why you woulda up an expected any different bro ;op

you just bein a busy parent. parents every fuckin where. i hope its all goin well, you take your time

true, shouldnt have fuckin guessed people would forget. ;o0 but ill be excited for a different name.

[wicked-honktraband]

a busy parent with two little bitey fuckin’ sharks haha. it’s goin aight, thanks man :o)

i may forget a lotta shit, but never the sick ass nicknames i give mother fuckers >:o)c

you’ll get a new one eventually, everyone all does.

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wicked-honktraband‌:

yoooo

i was like ‘oh fuck man, big daddy grandma is back!’

ya slightly late bu- i cant believe you fuckin called me that again

at this point im accepting it. 

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yeah a lil prolly, i ain’t been on alla that much cause of the twins is lil shits an gettin’ in trouble in some shit called ‘pre-school’ eridan’s got em in.

haha course i did, dunno why you woulda up an expected any different bro ;op

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wicked-honktraband started following you

sup boy. ya followed back Po:

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yoooo

i was like ‘oh fuck man, big daddy grandma is back!’

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flirts with you by pullin up mine shirt to reveal my winky face nip tattoo

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wicked-honktraband replied to your post: what time wrought of me be something else one…

dunno what prompted this shit but fuck yeah bro, i support ya

when ya sitting in starbucks listening to a gaggle of gals gossiping  you sometimes just up and start re-evaluating your motherfuckin life and all what it brought itself up to, dogg. shit’s a plethora of questions and answers and sometimes questions FOR answers. clarification knows no motherfuckin boundaries or how it will be reached or where it will bring it.

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man i just woke up an i can’t all process most of what ya sayin but i think i get the sentiment

good on you like, findin ya truth and shit :o)

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ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

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wicked-honktraband‌:

shit man glitter tho there’s gotta all be like a line a glitter nip tattoos cause that’s dope as fuck i could call em “boobdazzled”

hell yeah mother fucker! stick on gemstones are tight as hell you can put em all over ya face an like, wherever really

shit man you make em i’ll all up and fuckin wear em, model em too, hell yeah. i want my honkers fuckin boobdazzled, glitter me right the hell up

bet my tentmates would getta kick outta it, great folk, good sense a humor an shit, helpin me shave down and dye my curls come time to hit the road. i up and did that once, put a whole thing a stick on gems on my face an danced in front a the lamp. i was gone man, fuckin baked like, put a fork in me, i’m done

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you can all be the official model for the website once i get this shit up an runnin’

that’s a bigass mood fam, bathe my whole ass self in glitter tbmfh i jus wanna be a disco ball

you go out on the road like performin’ an shit?

dude, bro, but like, that sounds like a fuckin’ amazing time

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phathonkers

oh man, you right, you right. i was too in my head thinkin bout stickers, roll on glitter. sticky gemstones, ya know they make those, like, stick on gemstones.

shit man glitter tho there’s gotta all be like a line a glitter nip tattoos cause that’s dope as fuck i could call em “boobdazzled”

hell yeah mother fucker! stick on gemstones are tight as hell you can put em all over ya face an like, wherever really