Ghost with a beating heart

"If it’s darkness we are having, let it be extravagant." Emma Vanity, 17, Pureblood, 6th year Slytherin

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“The last thing I care about what happens to Carrow to be honest, I just need to get rid of her and her creepy family. – Emma, no matter what you say, I am not going to share any kind of information with you regarding my penis. Give up.”

[redxviper]

“Well, I don’t hate Mulciber as much as you hate the Carrows so I’m gonna have to deal with it. -- Oh for fucks sa ---ugh. Whatever, you’re paying my trip to Australia for a honeymoon an...you can go wherever the fuck you want as long as you don’t bring them sluts to my bed. Pretty much the endless summer, ey?”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“Everything for the cause, you see. You’re kidding? People are going to talk about it for months, but hell, it worths it. Well, your parents love me and I am sure we can make up with something that your family is not part of The Sacret Twenty-eight. Honestly, what could go  wrong with this?”

[redxviper]

“Well, you and me and Seb and Alecto, I do believe it’s in everyone's best interest. Plus we give our parents something to celebrate and we get to live our lives like normal people, well...sort of. I’m not screwing you though, you don’t have a penis.”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“Yeah, yeah. That’s the thing. There is no bloody way I’m marrying Carrow. I am serious, there are not many people who make want to jump off of a cliff, but she is one of them. We get rid of Mulciber and Carrow and we are all set. I’m asking this for my birthday. And Christmas.”

[redxviper]

“Birthday and Christmas? Such a hopeless romantic you are. Well we’ve been married for eighteen years now, I suppose making it official won’t make much difference, except we’d get a lot of people off our backs. So, yeah, count me in. How the hell do we do this?”

[aly-c-rivas-deactivated20150627]

“You punched the cat….Are you right in the head? You hit a defenseless animal?”

[redxviper]

“I’m about to blow up a classroom, do you really think I’m right in the head? And you do know who Mrs. Norris is right? You’re aware it’s just Satan in disguise? That little shit is gonna outlive us all, mark my words.”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“I need you to marry me.”

[redxviper]

“So romantic, I love it. I always knew you had these deep feelings for me hidden somewhere. --- As much as I’d love to, we’re both engaged so that’s not gonna happen. What happened? Carrow threatened to poke your eyes out? If so, just threaten her back, say you’ll poke her vagina or something...”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“So rude Emma, so rude. Now to get to the real talk…”

[redxviper]

“What you call rude, love, is what I call honest. -- Alright, what’s up?”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

“Me? Wanting something? Are you saying that I can’t be nice without wanting something?”

[redxviper]

“Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

[ohmyrabastan-blog-blog-blog]

Rabastan Lestrange Moodboard 010.

↳ Emma Vanity

[aly-c-rivas-deactivated20150627]

“Sometimes I feel bad for Peeves but then he does something and I really wish I could box him up and toss him into the lake from the Astronomy tower, on fire.”

[redxviper]

“If he wasn’t already dead, I’d strangle him myself. We’re on good terms now, him and I, punched Mrs. Norris for him once it was a real bonding experience.”

[aly-c-rivas-deactivated20150627]

“Now only because I like chaos I’m going to pretend I have no idea what you are doing and should we get caught I will rat you out instantly. I’m in enough trouble as it is….How does it work?”

[redxviper]

“That’s the spirit! And oh, if we get caught I’m blaming it on Peeves, nothing to worry about there I’m good with my bullshitting. -- Well come on then, time to blow shit up.”

[thiscaptainisakeeper-deactivate]

“Kinky. I like kinky.”

[redxviper]

“Oh I bet you do. Sadly, this? Not kink,y so if you touch it you’ll lose a hand...and, probably the rest of your precious, handsome body. So step back love.”

[aly-c-rivas-deactivated20150627]

“Why are you blowing up a classroom? You really shouldn’t tell people not to ask why because it’s human nature to ask why straight afterwards. If you blow up said classroom I’m going to have to deduct points and issue you with a detention. Unless you have something to give to me that is allowing said catastrophe.”

[redxviper]

“It’s an experiment...of sorts. I only have a punch to give, it’s right here in my fist if you want one. You could also get a front seat to the show? Choice is all yours.”

[aly-c-rivas-deactivated20150627]

“But it’s awfully shiny.”

[redxviper]

“It’s awfully explosive as well. I’m blowing up a classroom on third floor. Don’t even...ask why.”

[redxviper]

“No, no, don’t touch it. It’s not the kind of blow you want to experience.”

[jasperwilkes-deactivated2015101]

Moodboard 5/? || Jasper Wilkes & Emma Vanity

[redxviper]

There isn't any worse possible way to describe you because you're already accepted it all. You're a whore but you're down with that, bit of a disgrace with how you seem to think that's okay that and I'm pretty sure you're a gold digger which is probably the only reason why you're hitching it up with Sebastian (OMGG THIS HURT ME TO WRITE I'M SORRY BBY I LUVE U RLY. Aly behave you love her really too)

“And yep, that happened. But for the record love, my vagina is the cleanest and least visited place in all of Hogwarts unless you count tampons in which case, yeah I’m a bit of a whore but pads don’t really serve me well during Quidditch practices. As for gold digging, yeah that’s kinda true…”

ooc; haha I love this it’s all good.

[redxviper]

LOCKHART'S MALE COUNTERPART. :---) totally lives up to her name AND will go to hell bec of her vanity.