save a horse, ride a cowboy

reed harlan. 21. nursing major. cowboy. very gay.

[reedharlanx]

smileyjulian:

Dinner? I feel fancy. I was expecting a lemonade. 

Nah, you deserve more than just a lemonade if you’re willing to actually give me a backrub. Plus, you can pick the restaurant. 

[reedharlanx]

smileyjulian:

reedharlanx:

I would genuinely pay big bucks for a quality back rub right now..

How much?

Hahaha, well I was mostly joking about actually paying but for you, I’d buy yah dinner.

[reedharlanx]

faulkyesben:

I can help if you want, although I never thought a perfect stranger would be propositioning for a massage.

Hey, I don’t care if we’ve never met - if you know how to give a decent back massage then that’s all that matters.

[reedharlanx]

I would genuinely pay big bucks for a quality back rub right now..

[reedharlanx]

basil-lewis:

I was in the business dept. Yeah, but I was really bad at it, so you are probably lucky. I mean, I’m down for roleplaying. I still have the plaque from my desk. Yeah, you haven’t done anything that I don’t like yet

Makes sense, since you are a business man and all. What sort of business do you do? Hah, really? I’ll have to keep that in mind. You sound like quite a bit of fun so I’m glad I haven’t annoyed you yet.

[reedharlanx]

basil-lewis:

I live in the area, not too close to all the academic action. I was a professor for a few months. Sucked at it. But I am now a business man. And even back when I was a professor, I woul have openly accepted, as a matter of fact I did, multiple times.Well, you shared a piece of info you shouldn’t have. Future reference that I can, in fact, piss you off.

You were, huh? What did you teach? That’s a bummer that you’re not a professor anymore then because I know that I, and quite a few others, love the idea of sucking off a prof. It’s more fun. Yeah, I’m not too concerned about you getting under my skin. I’m sure you’ve got better people to piss off than the loner cowboy. 

[reedharlanx]

basil-lewis:

Good to know. Well, I’m 34, so most people around hhere are kids to me. Good, because I like to piss off people I don’t like. But I have nothing against you, so I won’t try to piss you off.

Ah, well fair enough, I guess. So do you live around here..? I’m assuming you’re not a professor since most wouldn’t openly accept my offer to give them head, hah. Well I’m glad I’m not on your bad side then since it’s not that hard to piss me off. 

[reedharlanx]

basil-lewis:

I don’t see why I wouldn’t take you up on it, kid. Unless you’re some mutant or an assassin. Basil. Believe only about 75% of what you hear about me

I’m not a mutant or an assassin, so I think you’re good. Kid? I don’t think I’ve been called that in a long time, haha. Nice to meet you dude, and don’t worry, I don’t listen to gossip. I’d rather just learn things about others for myself, it’s way better that way.

[basil-lewis]

Finally, someone with a fucking sense of humor. Well, any time you want to, as long as you’re 18 or older.

[reedharlanx]

Hah, yeah, I’m twenty one. I was mostly joking since I didn’t really think you’d take me up on that offer, but I’m not doing anything really tonight so, yeah, I’d suck your dick. I’m Reed.

[reedharlanx]

basil-lewis:

Eat a dick.

Happily.

[reedharlanx]

What's the worst fuck you've ever had?

Oh god. Back home in Tennessee I would have a lot of random hookups with “straight” boys who had no idea what they were doing when it came to fucking a dude. I was like seventeen and let the guy top since it was his first time with a guy and he was sloppy as hell and just got himself off before leaving. Oh, and to top it all off, he continued to call me a fag for the rest of senior year. But hey, jokes on him, he’s pretty damn ugly now and it’s only been a few years. 

[reedharlanx]

[reedharlanx]

jeremy--winters:

It’s an awesome little shop, it’s only been around for maybe two years now but there’s definitely some talented artists there and I’m pretty lucky to be learning from them. That’s pretty cool, so are you going to be like an RN or something else?

That’s a pretty cool opportunity you have then - I heard it’s like super competitive and difficult to become a quality tattoo artist so that’s awesome that you’ve got a few talented people to work under. Yeah, I’m going to get my bachelors in nursing and then take the test to get my RN license. 

[jeremy--winters]

Right? In other countries you can be eighteen and buy beer, why can’t we? ‘Merica. Nah, I’m actually a tattoo apprentice at this little shop called Insanity. What about you?

[reedharlanx]

Oh, that’s fucking cool. If I ever decide to get a tattoo, I’ll have to check that place out. Yeah, I’m a nursing student here.

[reedharlanx]

jeremy--winters:

It is absolutely the most pointless age, I swear. Eighteen you can consider yourself an adult, buy smokes and vote, nineteen, lame, twenty, lame it’s a huge struggle, haha. Nice to meet you Reed, I’m Jeremy.

Exactly, I think if you can vote and go to war, you should be able to buy booze, it’s fucking stupid. Nice to meet you too dude! You a student around here or what?

[jeremy--winters]

Twenty, I turn twenty-one next month but I’ve been a bit impatient. Plus it’s kind of a drag when people at work are all up for going out for drinks and you have to tell them no because you don’t have an ID.

[reedharlanx]

Man, being twenty was the worst for that reason. Thankfully you’ve got yourself a fake then so we can go have a bit of fun. I’m Reed, by the way.

[jeremy--winters]

I’d definitely be down for drinking, I just got my fake ID like two days ago and I’ve been dying to use it, haha.

[reedharlanx]

Yeah? Perfect, I know a few bars around here if you want to just bar hop and do whatever the hell we feel like. How old are you?