* 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 ╱ 𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖘 .

╰ ✩  but  nothin'  lasts  𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓  ,  this  𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉  is  in  a  𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏'  game  .

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✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   mi  🖤

𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒉: lmao it could be worse, she could insist that you watch her movies.

𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒉: or worse, she could have taped over you riding your first bike w/ a different kinda' home movie.

𝒎𝒊𝒂𝒉: count your blessing. ;)

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : at least her co-star would balance her psychotic ass out 😤

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : hmm are we speaking from experience ???

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : bc if it was our parents in that ... i should be near a toilet 🤢

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : 'sides , dawn would never tape me

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : she preferred ... u know .

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✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   💔💔💔

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : okay, fair enough

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : you still lived there for a week so

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : char would never miss something like that aha

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : what do you want me to say, reese?

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : this is fucking awkward, being there would've been fucking awkward

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : & i lived in la too but that never fucking stopped u from living there either

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u're right , bitchli wouldn't

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : but im surprised u didn't fall in line like the rest of her servants 🤧

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : sorry , i mean "friends"

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : nothing . u don't have to say anything .

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u're right , idk why i even bothered to ask

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›  𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞'𝐬  𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : i feel like im gonna lose sleep over this ...

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : NOOOO . i don't even wanna think about that omg get that image out of my head nowww 😭

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : that's what bffs are for

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : listen , if YOUR crying then i'm probably crying WITH u so .. :/

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : ugh i love when u lose sleep over me 😝

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : don't worry , a bottle in & u won't remember shit

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : im aiming for a blackout at this rate 🤧

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u're right , now ik why i keep u around

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u fucking better

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i h8 crying

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   wifey  💍

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : i know you dont 🙄 jk you know i couldnt live w out you

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : it's what you get rn!

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : do i need to bring my pepper spray, how srs are we getting here

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : it's one of those mini hairbrush pepper spray things, he'll never see it coming

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u & me 5ever or whatever

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : gross i feel like we're 16 all over again

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i mean ... no , but ... we do have a flare for the dramatics 😉

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : how mean am i feeling tn ???

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i think mean 😈

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›  𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞'𝐬  𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : hmmm but were u Really kidding ?? i'm side eyeing u so hard rn reese !

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : yea , then you'll have to wait through another long line of future step moms under the age of forty ... :/

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : it's like you read my mind ? i'm literally holding a bottle of it right now

𝒅𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒏 : hmmm how about we watch the avengers ? so we can watch BOTH of them ... plus robert downey jr. ofc

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : ig u'll never know dee 😝😝

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : imagine me ? as ur stepmom ? i think i just gagged

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : then again ... u'd get away w. everything 😈

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : tg idk what i'd do w/o u & alcohol

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : as long as u promise not to laugh when i cry ...

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   wifey  💍

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : yeah, whatever, i'll let it slide this time since you're out with a creep

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : so glad it's not me this time, i say you just took the lead for # of tinder date's with creeps this summer

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : he probs already did tbh

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : thats perf, let me brush my hair and find my lip gloss

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i don't deserve u're goodness 😭😭

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : idk if that's a #1 slot i want tho

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : makes me feel fucking dawn level desperate 🤧

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : gr8 , what a waste of a white

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : hurry tf up pls & ty

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   lap  dog  🐾

𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑼𝑫𝑰𝑨 : you're a mess

𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑼𝑫𝑰𝑨 : like just straight up you're a different breed of crazy

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : wow , a compliment ???? 😍😍😍

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : & a second one ???

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : damn varga , what put u in such a good mood 😂

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   💔💔💔

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : yeah, it was just easier that way

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : wasn't gonna crash your party or whatever

𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒐 : idk i feel like we've been doing a pretty good job lol

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i mean ... it wasn't like /mine/

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : bitchli was there so 🤧

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i would've rather seen u then her

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : right , ok .

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i'll just fuck right off then so we can go back to doing a "pretty good job"

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›    ash  💖

𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒐𝒏 : oh god . i'll blame the wine just this ONCE but

𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒐𝒏 : i reaaaallly don't wanna hear another bff thirst over my father 🤢

𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒕𝒐𝒏 : i'm coming over & we're changing the movie to smthn with chris evans on it instead ... asap !

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : is it too late to say i was kidding ??? 🙄

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : damn there's a line ??? im always fucking late

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : will u bring me more wine ???? i don't wanna have to see dawn on my way to the cellar 🤧

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : why not paul rudd ???

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   wifey  💍

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : oh, that's why im ur no.1? not bc i'm the baddest bitch u know? cool

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : i should make you deal with this

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : should i show up? i kind of want to 🤔🤔

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : how can u be the baddest bitch ik when i look in the mirror every day 😉

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u fucking know u are jules

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u're gonna leave me out here ??? what if he slips shit into my wine ? i've been gone for quite a while

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : better yet , pretend to be my gf that'll really fuck with him 😘

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   ash  💖

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i may or may not be half a bottle of cab in

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : & one of your dad's movies is on

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : but damn , he could get it 🤣

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   wifey  💍

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : did you meet with someone on tinder

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : do i need to make a fake emergency call

𝒋𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔 : i have so many questions

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : ... 🙃🙃🙃

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : this is why u're my no 1

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u know me so well 🥺

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : pls ... im hiding out in the bathroom like a baby back bitch 😥

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   💔💔💔

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u didn't come to the beach house ??? 😔

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i mean ... like i don't fucking blame u but

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : ig we can't avoid each other when we share mutual friends

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   mi  🖤

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : dawn's watching home movies again 🙄

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : on a scale of 1 to don't do it ...

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : how much shit am i gonna get if i tell her she's put on a little extra weight since

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   lap  dog  🐾

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : if u're waiting for an apology

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : it's not happening

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : u should be thanking me , u're yt famous 😝

[reesefms]

✩  —   𝒊𝒎𝒔𝒈   ›   wifey  💍

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : sos sos sos ! ! ! !

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : if u don't answer this in the next 0.2 sec

𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆 : i might actually be in danger 😬

[reesefms]

                          ✩ —  𝒉𝒊  𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒔  !  i’m  buzzing  with  excitement  because  we’re  finally  open  !  i’m  so  excited  to  see  everyone  bring  their  muses  to  life  ,  it’s  unreal  .  i’m  leia  (  she  /  her  )  repping  the  est  tz  ,  which  fits  my  #basic  personality  because  i  would  kill  for  starbs  iced  coffee  w/  oat  milk  .  i  honestly  apologize  in  advance  for  how  ramble - y  &  long  this  into  is  ,  it’s  a  little  embarrassing  !  i  would  love  to  plot  with  each  &  every  one  of  you  so  please  smash  that   💛  if  you’d  like  to  !  you  can  find  me  at  theweeknds#0379  on  discord  or  we  can  use  tumblr’s  ims  if  you  prefer  !  

                           *  𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐨𝐬  here  and  do  i  have  the  tea  for  you  .  reese  is  back  in  bridgehampton  for  the  summer  ,  living  off  the  leblanc’s  family  $302  mil  .  must  be  nice  to  come  back  home  to  the  hamptons  ,  i  wonder  what  her  fellow  class  of  2017  grads  think  of  her  return  .  you  know  ,  she  was  known  around  town  as  the  reveler  and  for  bhs  senior  superlatives  she  was  crowned  as  most  likely  to  be  late  to  her  own  wedding  .  i  wonder  if  that  still  holds  true  today  ,  a  lot  can  change  when  you  go  off  to  ucla  and  study  communications  .  either  way  ,  i  bet  she  is  still  very  audacious  ,  blithe  ,  negligent  and  depraved  .  hopefully  this  time  next  year  the plans  to  stay  in  la  and  focus  entirely  on  her  youtube  channel  come  true  .  in  the  meantime  ,  i  look  forward  to  seeing  her  blast  teen  idle  -  marina  and  the  diamonds  at  every  hamptons  function  .  it’s  going  to  be  a  wild  summer  home  ,  welcome  back  .

*  tw  :  drinking  ,  drug  use  ,  death  ,  overdose  ,  suicidal  ideations  if  you  squint

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