music and memes

memes and music (and a little me for good measure)

[reesewithispoon]

Were you this boring when we were fucking?

It's been a couple of weeks since I checked in on a couple of people and I was taking a break while working on the house so I thought I'd pop over and see what's been going on in their (online) universe. I literally laughed out loud because they either have so very little going on in their life that the vapid, inane things they posted are actually representative of their life or...no that's got to be it because no one would post such drivel on purpose.

[reesewithispoon]

Dear Men,

If you are going to shave your ass, please use proper skin care routines. First, take your hair down to stubble using a trimmer - not a razor. Moisturize and wait a day. Second, use a product like coochie cream or another intense moisturizing shaving product. Use a GOOD razor (4-5 blades and NEW) and shave with the grain. Moisturize and wait a day. Finally, if you don't have any breakouts, bumps or other issues, repeat step 2 but go against the grain if you'd like to be baby soft. Repeat as needed every 2-3 days.

If you think you're taking off wookie amounts of hair an hour before you're serving up the salad bar at Golden Corral to your trick de jour, you are just going to end up with an ass that looks like the face of a 14 year-old at a Gwar concert who is likely on Homeland's Watchlist for his internet searches and Tumblr brags about his gun/knife collection and how he got it all on the dark web.

Sincerely,

Me

[ojdana-deactivated20180416]

[reesewithispoon]

[reesewithispoon]

Tina, you fucking savage.

[i-am-a-fish]

I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.

[reesewithispoon]

#memeaholic

[reesewithispoon]

I am having one of the best days I have had in a long time and the only person responsible for that is me and the thousands of songs that are in my head at any given time but for the most part it’s all me today. So here’s to body positivity and making this a great summer to sweat and tan and tone and making 42 my best year ever.

[bob-belcher]

Scary Movie (2000), dir. Keenan Ivory Wayans

[reesewithispoon]

This is how white I am.

[reesewithispoon]

Dear Reese,

You are over qualified for the Program Director Position at this agency.   Your credentials are excellent and if an Agency Director position was available you would be an excellent candidate.

Cindy

-Karma

[denisvilleneuve]

Paris Is Burning (1990) dir. Jennie Livingston

[reesewithispoon]

The children and their "Pose" not knowing a thing about where the "Category is:" phenomenon actually came from. Ryan Murphy almost gets it right.

[reesewithispoon]

______, you in danger, boy.

[reesewithispoon]

[marvelgifs]

Deadpool (2016)

[reesewithispoon]

I haven't let anyone near my switch in way too long!

[reesewithispoon]

Oh, HGTV. Using "Take Me Home" by Cash Cash in your promo is so misguided. The song is about knowing that you're in a relationship that is destructive but because it's the only kind of love you know, you're willing to stay. And thinking that no one will ever touch you the way that he does, even when things are at their worst, you want him to take you home because you don't know how to be single.

[dicknurse]

I never thought I’d do this!

Hey everyone! First off, happy Pride! I hope you’re all enjoying the positive energy this month affords to us.

About a week ago I moved across the state to be with my long term partner. We had planned to live off his school stipend until I could start working (after I pass my NCLEX) and then sort out financial issues thereafter. However, two days after I moved I got dumped and was asked to move out.

I used all of my graduation money on food and applying for a new apartment. It’s all I had. I’ve already had to borrow money from my mother a few times just to get by and she doesn’t really have any left to help me. I paid off my credit card last week before the breakup and have already maxed it out and I’m trying to save the rest of the money I have to pay it off partially so I don’t get hit with a bunch of interest.

And before you say “but you’re a nurse! You make good money!” Yes, I landed my dream job at a great hospital, but my employment doesn’t start until after I pass my state boards. So the earliest I’ll be able to start is late July. In which case I’ll owe rent for both July and August ($880 a month), including utilities and gas and food.

I know money is really tight for everyone and I’m tearing up even asking for this but I have nothing. If you guys could give anything I would be eternally grateful. I’d really like to not resort to having to sell videos again but if that’s what you guys need from me to help me out I’ll understand and I’ll do that.

my venmo is: @j-vee-1

thanks everyone, much love to you

[dicknurse]

Hey y’all. I still don’t have all the money that I need to be able to survive here. Any amount helps. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

[dicknurse]

I’m still struggling. Please if you have anything to give, I’d be so grateful. Thank you

[reesewithispoon]

I'll even build you a custom playlist if you're so inclined. Or declined. Or reclined. Or Miley Cyrus "The Climb".

[mcavoy]

I had come to live a penniless existence. I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom and that which l believed in above all things: love.

MOULIN ROUGE! dir. Baz Luhrmann

[reesewithispoon]

I'm beginning to think the same... Have I ever really been in love?