dicknurse

Jake - 29 - back from the dead baybee

[retrogamingblog2]

[qweaenr]

TSUBASA CHRONICLE - Syaoran & Sakura & Tsubasa & Tsubasa

[8svx]

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[gayweeb]

[lesb0]

if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

[lesb0]

"I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

[neverendingmidnightsun]

you lost me at sex I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes am I gonna die

[roundo]

I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out of the collar of their button up shirt... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. Whore.

[roundo]

I got a bit carried away here I apologize for my language

[transjinako]

I think we should remove the concept of deconstruction from literary analysis no one knows how to use it right 

[transjinako]

How about you deconstruct some pussy 

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[were--ralph]

Mods asleep post greedy gay wario

[prole-log]

[nocoffeeplease]

Paldea Hunter

[slimetony]

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

[saltmalkin]

stray

[dicknurse]

haha is this how you do tumblr

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

[274th]

I fucking love how stupid this thing is. Gamefreak really was like go girl give us nothing. It's so fitting for a Dunsparce evolution to have it be "the same thing but, like, longer" though, I don't think they could have gotten away with anything else.

I keep laughing my ass off at it. What a goddamn legend.

[softerkeiff]

[dicknurse]

happy gotcha day

[dicknurse]

not to be a local celebrity…but I’m the hottest guy in this GameStop right now