[reflectedangel]

Hey, you! Got a minute?

Yeah, sure. What'd you need?

[reflectedangel]

"Not sure what I'll do when the tournament ends."

[flxghtless]

( twin ):

"Well, no, but he’s probably one of the mansion’s pokémon. Which means he shouldn’t be out here."

The hamster-mon appears displeased by this commentary and proceeds to show its displeasure by chomping down on Dark Pit’s finger.

"OW! …. There is that, too."

▒▓ ☄ ;;

"…You did that one to yourself, Pittoo. Can’t you see you hurt his feelings? Poor little guy…" 

Pit holds a hand out to the Pokemon, allowing it to sniff him if it wanted. 

"If he doesn’t go too far or stays with us, I don’t see what the big problem is? I mean, we’re probably not supposed to be battling with ‘em either, and look what we did a few weeks ago!"

[reflectedangel]

'Denne!' The creature chirps, and sniffs Pit curiously. A cursory sniff, however, and it's back to what it was doing before the bite - nuzzling Dark Pit's hand and wrapping its tail around his wrist. 

"...Fine, but what does he eat? If he's going to keep following me around we can't let him starve."

[flxghtless]

( twin ):

"This thing keeps following me."

Dark Pit holds up a very tiny hamster-like pokémon that looks like it should be plugged into a wall somewhere. "Make it stop."

▒▓ ☄ ;;

"Awww, lookit the little guy! He’s so cute!”

"Why d’you want him gone? He’s not causing you any trouble, is he?"

[reflectedangel]

"Well, no, but he's probably one of the mansion's pokémon. Which means he shouldn't be out here."

The hamster-mon appears displeased by this commentary and proceeds to show its displeasure by chomping down on Dark Pit's finger.

"OW! .... There is that, too."

[flxghtless]

"I need your help."

▒▓ ☄ ;;

"Wiiiiiiiiiiiith?"

[reflectedangel]

"This thing keeps following me."

Dark Pit holds up a very tiny hamster-like pokémon that looks like it should be plugged into a wall somewhere. "Make it stop."

[reflectedangel]

"Okay, maybe there's the odd one in ten million people who isn't annoying."

[reflectedangel]

"Birdie? Oh, yeah, your little friend. What’s he eat? I could bring him a snack sometime if I ever visit."

"Eh, no Light in front of it. He’s just Pit. Look like me but… in white. And —— you know, you’re the first person to ever ask that?"

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Birdie? He’s not fussy, but he really likes fruit! I’m pretty sure you’d get his undying love and loyalty if you did that— He’s pretty choosy with people. He really doesn’t like Sonic but he’s okay with Shadow…”

"Ooooh, okay." Blink, blink. "Wait, I am?! You’d think everyone would! What’s with the people in your world?! How rude!”

[reflectedangel]

"Fruit's pretty easy to manage. I'll be sure to bring him some, then. Dunno why he likes who he likes, but I'd guess he has his reasons."

"They're more interested in coming up with stupid nicknames."

[reflectedangel]

"I might take you up on that. Being around their bickering gets annoying."

"You didn’t, did you? I’m Dark Pit."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Really? Yay! It gets kinda lonely living by yourself sometimes, and I’m sure Birdie would like visitors too! He said you seemed nice last time we met, and you really really are!”

"Hee, Dark Pit? That’s a cool name! Is there a Light Pit running around out there somewhere out there? Oh, do you prefer Dark or the full thing if that’s the case?"

[reflectedangel]

"Birdie? Oh, yeah, your little friend. What's he eat? I could bring him a snack sometime if I ever visit."

"Eh, no Light in front of it. He's just Pit. Look like me but... in white. And ---- you know, you're the first person to ever ask that?"

[reflectedangel]

"I think that would invalidate their credentials or something."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Oh… Lame. Well, if it ever gets to be too much insanity to handle, come hang out with me on the deathtrap! That’d be fun! We could bake Christmas treats together!”

"…I never actually did get your name, did I? Oops! I’m sorry!"

[reflectedangel]

"I might take you up on that. Being around their bickering gets annoying."

"You didn't, did you? I'm Dark Pit."

[reflectedangel]

"…It sure sounds like a deathtrap to me. Maybe a pretty one, but still a deathtrap."

"Not that I can say much better about my world, I guess. There’s no one persistent bad guy or anything but the gods get angry at each other and fight all the time, and the rest of us get caught up in their messes. Which… since they’re gods? Those messes are pretty big. And deadly.”

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Aww, it’s not that bad. You could say any world’s a deathtrap if you really tried! Though… I sure wouldn’t like to get caught up in a god’s power struggles… That sounds pretty rough to deal with. Isn’t there a way they can all just get along?”

[reflectedangel]

"I think that would invalidate their credentials or something."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Oh, and then there was the time Eggman bult an interstellar amusement park to ‘make up for’ all the bad stuff he’d done in the past, but he was really kidnapping these poor cute little aliens to harvest their hyper-go-on energy and use it to mind control the entire planet! Or last time, when he tried sucking all the life outta the planet… Man, that one was actually really scary… I was down here when he started, so… Yeah.”

"It all sounds weird, I know, but it’s not a deathtrap! As long as Sonic is around, everything’ll be okay! Eggman’s kinda a joke, even if his plans are really awful. Sonic beats him all the time, and it’s not gonna change anytime soon! My world’s actually really beautiful, too… You should visit Apotos someday! There’s this really nice ice cream vendor who makes the best chocolate chip sundae supremes ever, and the scenery is so pretty! All the houses are white, and it’s an island, right? So seeing all that off the water… Ahh, it’s so romantic!"

[reflectedangel]

"...It sure sounds like a deathtrap to me. Maybe a pretty one, but still a deathtrap."

"Not that I can say much better about my world, I guess. There's no one persistent bad guy or anything but the gods get angry at each other and fight all the time, and the rest of us get caught up in their messes. Which... since they're gods? Those messes are pretty big. And deadly."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“That’s happened over there?! Oh gosh, that’s awful! I—”

Pfff. His reaction was actually kind of cute! Yeah, she’ll never think you’re intimidating again, Pittoo.

"Yep! That happened once. See, apparently it’s a natural occurrence happening like… millions of years apart? There’re these two planetary spirits, right? Dark Gaia and Light Gaia. When Dark Gaia wakes up, he splits the planet into pieces. Then Light Gaia fixes it and beats him and go they back to sleep. Eggman went n’ woke Dark Gaia up early some time back, and tried to control him to take over the world and stuff… Light Gaia ended up with Sonic, and Sonic helped put the world back together and save the day! Then Light Gaia went back to sleep… It’s kinda sad. I liked him. We called him Chip! But man, Dark Gaia exerting his influence over people was scary! He possessed all these people and made them act really weird— Even Professor Pickle’s assistant!"

[reflectedangel]

"....And this is normal for your world?"

Here he'd thought his home was weird, but this was a whole new level of strange. "Not even unusual for you? What kinda deathtrap do you and Sonic come from, anyway?"

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Yeah, and giant killer robots don’t really help either… Or whatever sealed evil in a can Eggman unleashes without thinking about the consequences. …Well, Chaos isn’t evil. He was just angry and upset, when really apparently he’s super gentle and loving. Maybe our humans are just more resilient? The world’s been literally split to pieces and a lot of the oldies were okay! I really don’t like thinking about all the people who were living where the cracks were… Poor things. Oh! But I think the average human, with really good health, can live into their 100s if they’re lucky! Not long into them, but they can totally hit the triple digits!”

"Can do! After all, I’ve got this should something get weird! I know I’m cute, but no one’s gonna get the drop on me!”

[reflectedangel]

"Try deities who wanna use their souls for monster fuel. The same monsters that kill them in the first place."

Wait.

"Your world's survived being split apart?"

Forget the hammer Amy, his attention is all on that concept.

[reflectedangel]

"He said he was… twenty-seven or something? Humans only live to be… thirty. Or was that horses? … Nah, probably humans. So yeah it’s kind of creepy."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

"…Humans live to be way older than thirty, bud. Just lookit Professor Pickle! He’s at least in his fifties and still kicking!”

"But yeah… I can see why they’re so big on stranger danger in school these days now…"

[reflectedangel]

"Fifty? Well, maybe when there aren't monsters around. Pretty sure those shorten the lifespan of a lot of humans - those and and everything Hades and Viridi did... Huh. Wonder what it would be without those things?"

"Yeah I'd... watch your step around that one." And he's really, really glad he brought his bow. Just in case.

[freestxle-archive]

( mirror force )

"Don’t sound so admiring. There’s a god or goddess of nearly everything, and they’re all a bunch of jerks."

               ❝ …is there a mackerel god?❞     or maybe that was just wishful thinking.

[reflectedangel]

"Fish probably, mackerel specifically... I doubt it. Who'd want to waste their education with that post?"

[reflectedangel]

"Nope. He’s being pretty familiar for a first meeting, especially for a kinda old human."

"…at least I think that’s old for a human. They don’t live very long, right?”

[hammerheroine-blog1]

░ ❤❤ ;

“Well, he looks way older than I am, at least! I thought he was just being friendly… But now I’m a little creeped out, yeah.”

[reflectedangel]

"He said he was... twenty-seven or something? Humans only live to be... thirty. Or was that horses? ... Nah, probably humans. So yeah it's kind of creepy."

[hammerheroine-blog1]

reflectedangel replied to your post:"Greetings, Amy!" Umbe Nicky, the 27-year-old…

"…I don’t like the look of that guy."

░ ❤❤ ;

“Y… You don’t?”

[reflectedangel]

"Nope. He's being pretty familiar for a first meeting, especially for a kinda old human."

"...at least I think that's old for a human. They don't live very long, right?"