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Happy Valentine's Day

'Tis the season

But in the meantime you can purchase some more holiday cards

#DRACO SNEEZED ON THE BEAT AND THE BEAT GOT RICHER

On the second day of Christmas the house elves gave to me...... Another card?? I thought I paid them better than this....

Another Regards Draco Christmas card design is available in the store now!

#Perfect for reminding your friends and family and lifelong nemesis just how much better you're spending the holidays

By your request, the Malfoy Family Portrait card is for sale again this year.

On the first day of Christmas, the house elves gave to me... 2013 Regards Draco Christmas cards (part one).

Now on sale in the store!

#did we say black friday #we lied #it happens

..........................MAYBE.

I mean it was a pumpkin spice latte so...

But I'm back now... and I feel.... I feel like a whole new person...

..........................Perhaps one or two.

#regards draco

Greetings, muggles. As you can see, the house elves have been hard at work--and pictured above isn't even a third of the cards you all ordered. Sets are being sorted, artists are being rewarded with cold pizza--that's what you call it, right? Pizza?--even though they've made a mess of the antique dining room table. It's more expensive than their lives. Mother shall be cross.

By tomorrow some of your sets of cards should begin crawling along the inefficient system you muggles call a postal service and towards your homes, and this blog will start to resume the answering of your truly awful questions. (Questions are still open...... leave them here.)

If you still would like to order a set for yourself, there's still time. The shop closes this Sunday, the 9th, at 11:59 PM (EST).

May your holidays be magical (but obviously not as magical as mine).

Bells on bob-tail ring, Making spirits bright, What fun it is to ride and sing...

ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN ALL YOU PEASANTS TONIIIGHT!!

REGARDS DRACO HOLIDAY CARDS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

Laughing all the way;

Because you're an orphan, Potter.

REGARDS DRACO HOLIDAY CARDS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

Over the fields we go,

On my Firebolt One Million (that's because it cost a million galleons Potter) (and I have two of them) (I'm THAT rich)

REGARDS DRACO HOLIDAY CARDS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

Thank you for providing the only holiday cards I purchased, but seriously, you have to use muggle mail? I'm feeling filthy for spending muggle money, but you are receiving it and then using muggle post? Your father will hear about this.

DRACO ISN'T LETTING US USE HIS OWLS.

HE SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT OUR FILTHY MUGGLE HANDS ALL OVER HIS PRECIOUS BABIES.

HE KEEPS US IN HIS CELLAR AND ONLY LETS US OUT ONCE A WEEK.

HE FEEDS US ONLY EXPIRED CAVIAR AND BURNT COFFEE

PLEASE

HELP US—

OH NO, HE'S COMING. HE IS GONNA TELL US ABOUT THAT TIME HE BEAT POTTER AT QUIDITCH! AGAIN!

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