*giggles cutely* hiiiiii

*blushes* well hello there stranger… *tucks my hair behind my ear* *a dark aura begins to emanate from me*

[regging]

welcome to my dark twisted blog😈

hiiii i’m reg and i’m nice :) 22 | she/he | white | tme. terfs / radfems dni or i block you.

[regging]

feet keep cramping fuck my LIFE

[shovson]

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[regging]

if i’m alone when i’m drunk i start dming and texting the most random people in the world and if i’m around people i start flashing my tits to anyone who will look. this is my story

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[chips1977]

I drank elvis water

[fairycosmos]

awww come on mate dont harm yourself or others. not nice is it

[thealogie]

99% of improv is the worst thing you’ve ever seen and physically painful to get through but once in a blue moon you see two people who are both good and also trust each other in such a profound way it would be less intimate to watch them have sex. Don’t know if that’s a good thing though just saying that’s what it is

[regging]

i have spent the past month doing nothing but reading christian zionist propaganda during the daytime and a lot of cocaine during the nighttime. if you want to know why i’m so strange recently

[irondive]

i want something

[regging]

i need to have a sexual experience that a) cannot be repurposed into a standup bit or b) disturb and upset me greatly such that my relationship to sex and sexuality is permanently damaged. & i need to have one SOON.

[regging]

my vagina is ACCURSED and the site of great HORROR-COMEDY

[regging]

I GOT COMEDIC PUSSY!!!!

[regging]

when two separate friends of yours who don’t even know each other and have never met each individually hear about your fraught sexual history and they both tell you you need to get into standup comedy expeditiously #okay

[regging]

so on two completely separate occasions now i have told a friend of mine about my sex life and both times both friends told me i should get into standup. OKAY!