NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE!

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 TJ | 20s | cantankerous bitch "all of your posts read like exorcisms" - Griffin identitty-dickruption, 2025 existence is song.

[divorce-enjoyer]

please tag me whenever you have a divorce or see a divorce or are involved in a divorce i love divorce it powers me like solar energy it nourishes me like a cobb salad

[everythings-whithering]

Tumblr just tried to let me edit another users reblog ??? ?

[wizardarchetypes]

tumblr putting my head on a platter

[dennisboobs]

live reaction to no sexual situations warning

[dennisboobs]

live reaction to sexual situations warning

[dragongirlbunny]

[marionto]

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[00000066]

[bruzum]

[teaboot]

Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

[teaboot]

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

[yj-98]

happy birthday jason. btw. if you even care

[yj-98]

cmon birthday boy! sparkle on! its wednesday! dont forget to be yourself!

[jaso7]

happy birthday ███████!

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Bad Red Hood Comic: I’m a lone wolf. I don’t fit in and I don’t want to fit in. No one can know the dark corners of my mind

Good Red Hood Comic: I am going arrange the most bizarre and elaborate situation so I can monologue my inner most feelings to someone

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[animentality]