NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE!

𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 TJ | 20s | cantankerous bitch "all of your posts read like exorcisms" - Griffin identitty-dickruption, 2025

[divorce-enjoyer]

if danny devito called me a faggot i would be honoured

[sardonyxlestrange]

I finally got the photos for the shoot I did a while back :)

[mysticetes]

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

[junifesto]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

You are very brave. You are bravest human I have ever met. Is joke! I only meet one human, and is you!

ROCKY Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller

[kirikomamura]

[targetedknowledge]

[vimbry-moved]

“wow, look! volcanoes! isn’t this neat? what do you think we should name this place?”

guy making it really obvious he doesn’t want to be here:

[gayshitanddadjokes]

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

[mysillycomics]

tumblr user FOOLISHLY reblogs to the WRONG BLOG and is EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[krafterwrites]

[silkysousaphone]

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[gothamyth]

does anyone have a picture of that beautiful letter to the editorial in which a green lantern fan threatens them with exploding the hqs or something like that

[twistpixel]

[rootbeerrex]

It's so much better than just that

[possumtion]

Jason todd angst hours

[lilacsandlillies]

Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

[mohammedwael-gaza00]

I am Mohammed, I live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip, I am 21 years old, I have always tried to create a beautiful future for myself in which I achieve all my wishes. I had ambitions and dreams, but they evaporated because of the war, but I still want to achieve them despite the siege. During the war, I lost many things, including my university, my dreams, my job, and some friends. Despite that, I still want to achieve my dreams and ambitions. I want to rebuild my life again, so please help me in that and rebuild my life. Therefore,

please donate as much as you can because that helps me a lot. If you cannot donate, tell people about my suffering.

Together for Mohammed in the North

My name is Mohammed, I live in a neighborhood in Shujaiyya, an area in the north of Gaza. I am 21 years old , the eldest among my siblings.

[mohammedwael-gaza01]

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #501 )✅️