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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting
im really not
this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens
and this is a bass pro shop
best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets
bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is
so imagine the fundamentally bad ass experience if your gaming shit was sold by people who deadass put a whole lake in a store
Alas, you are describing the late, lamented Fry's Electronics.
Fry’s Electronics, the one-stop-shop for consumer electronics, has ceased operations permanently. Many of the Fry’s stores featured a distin
i had no idea
when england lose, women bruise
Seen in downtown Toronto as well
mopple shows love by telling comforting lies for his friends and making himself a shoulder to cry on even when the other sheep don’t even remember what they’re upset about. every so often, a little truth slips through and he has to scramble to cover it up. eventually, his lies fall apart and he has to admit to the isolation that acting this way has caused him. (“you’ve carried this alone all this time?” “yes.”)
sebastian shows love by making his friends confront uncomfortable truths and forces them to keep their memories of george. all the while claiming that he’s separate from the flock, not acting as a source of comfort at all. yet, every so often, this facade is chipped at and he reveals he’s much kinder and willing to give grace than first appears. then the scene with the dogs forces him to drop his pretences and admit to his attachment to lily and mopple (“why did you come back?” “you’re my flock.”)
equal opposites with lily in the middle impressing them with her smarts, while also learning Deeper Truths from both. you get what i’m saying here???
Me at the beginning of Sheep Detectives: Wow they gave him a really shitty blonde dye job huh
Me at the end of Sheep Detectives: OH SHIT
I thought the beginning of The Sheep Detectives was so silly and overly simplistic, then at the end of an emotional roller coaster, I realized we as the audience were put on the same level as the sheep.
We were children looking up to our Shepherd. We believed our little world was perfect and nothing bad could happen to us. Then something rocks our world and we must take the bad, difficult things and learn to cope. We had the realization that not everyone has the best intentions for us. We learned that grief can be a powerful tool, that pain doesn’t need to stop us from doing what is right. We learned we couldn’t do everything on our own, and that everyone has value if you let them play to their strengths. That first impressions and bias can lead us down the wrong path. That religion is full of contradictions but faith rooted in love, justice and acceptance can offer peace.
I could go on and on.
Winter Lambs
This movie messed me up
Also I couldn’t remember the exact quote word for word so if anyone has that 🙏🙏 I’d love it
my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs
HE HAD NO FLOCK AND HE WAS RESCUED FROM A CARNIVAL WHERE HE HAD TO FIGHT DOGS AND THEN HE FOUGHT OFF THE DOGS TO PROTECT HIS FLOCK AND IM THROWING UP ABOUT IT
imagine you are a sheep. Imagine you are the smartest sheep in the entire world and yet your understanding of the world is so small. Imagine you are the wisest sheep in the flock and you carry the memory of everyone who came before so everyone else can be happy. Imagine being a winter lamb and dying for your flock. Imagine you are a good shepherd so loved by his flock that your sheep would do anything, even defy who they are, in order to avenge you.
and then imagine you are a brett goldstein ram and you finally have a reason for bashing. Bet that felt so good.
THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda
The Sheep Detectives, Working Title, Amazon MGM Studios
Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis
Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate
(via @lunnefisk)
hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
#particularly when its something you're not even actually into but its just so Obvious how could it Not be on ao3#but then it isnt. do you have a duty to place the fic in its rightful ecological niche just because you have the vision?#do you have to track down a perv of the appropriate disposition and gift it to them?#do you leave well enough alone even though you can See the absence like a wound in the side of Truth?
I actually love the song Yankee Doodle because the lyrics seem like complete fucking nonsense to modern ears. you hear it as a kid and it's like oh dope the Wiggles made a sequel to Jabberwocky. but you look it up and "Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni" is actually 18th century British for "Americans all want to be hipster twinks but they're too poor and stupid to do it right." and to top it off Americans in general were just like "this is unironically a bop"
#i remember TumbIr wrote a translated version of Yankee doodle once #all i remember was the final line was 'and that bitch called it gucci"
@jackironsides do you mean this post?
THAT'S THE ONE