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Play I'll Never Loose to 〇〇〇〇! with me

Setting: Fantasy Political sim (Think Scrapped Princess RPG)

Hero: Keeper of the Five Holy Nails, Lance of the Patrician, Saint of the Switching Seasons: Iona XII

The lance and magic wielding executioner Iona, second only to the Arch Pontiff Herself, was once a stranger to the land she has devoted herself to defending the faith of. But, due to a devotion as fierce as her skill, she was able to climb the ranks from humble mercenary to breaking bread with the papal estate. Although kept at arms distance by most of the clergy, the current Arch Pontiff's favour, Iona was declared the current avatar of the Saint of Switching Seasons, a role representing both the fertility of Spring and the harvests of Autumn.

#INLT〇 #I'll Never Loose to 〇〇〇〇 #INLTO

lilyblackdrawside

In the new monster hunter stories you're the royal heir. Right at the start you start grooming a new trainee with an exposed midriff and grabbable hips, and one of the first things you say to her is "I hear you're an excellent rider for your age."

Really made me think of you.

waa......

Why talk of cows when is clear the prince is an oinker

dispose of this one too.

ace-trainer-alice

I just think it must be really difficult to care for the tertial feathers where your wings meet your back, so I'm offering my help with preening. That's why I'm wearing the gloves, to not intermingle the oils. Stop walking backward. Surely this is better than the alternative? It seems like it'd feel really uncomfortable to have to reach your hands around back there. Oh, what do I get out of it? Just the satisfaction of a job well done. And maybe also listening to all the little noises you make.

#deliah

ace-trainer-alice

I just think it must be really difficult to care for the tertial feathers where your wings meet your back, so I'm offering my help with preening. That's why I'm wearing the gloves, to not intermingle the oils. Stop walking backward. Surely this is better than the alternative? It seems like it'd feel really uncomfortable to have to reach your hands around back there. Oh, what do I get out of it? Just the satisfaction of a job well done. And maybe also listening to all the little noises you make.

Who would ever dare compare the mighty and respectable cow to snivelling nobility?

guards. this one.

regularlossheroine

praise me praise me !!!

regularlossheroine

casts my lance aside and draws my sword

praise me praise me !!!

Oh, the prince? Yeah beautiful and elegant all right, but they call her the camp wine jug since she always needs filling. The higher ups put so many aphrodisiacs into her dinner that if one of us doesn't get into her tent you're basically guaranteed she's gonna wander into ours. Just remember to deposit your offerings through the rear door unless you want to do some explaining to the general.

btw this ask has been on my mind for a few days and i didnt know how to respond /pos