The Dankest

Do not despair at least you are probably half as cool as me

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So these are really easy to climb and every day I climb them and sit as random people watch me and I wonder what it looks like every time they come to a class and see me on top of the lockers like “this kid sits on the lockers every day like wth”

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Hillbilly smoothie

So one upon a time I got like 11th at this run meet and I advanced to the divisional meet with lots of my friends and we had a whole day to wait for only one race so being 5th graders at the time, we naturally needed something to do. So we decided to take a plastic grocery bag and put a bunch of random food items in it and throw it around as a substitute for a ball or something. What actually ended up happening is we went over to this basketball court and started taking turns hurling this bag of goodies as high up into the air as possible. That goes on for about 5 minutes and then this kid sid grabs the bag and swings it around, and on the 3rd swing the whole thing explodes and sends pizza crusts flying everywhere. This being an extremely expensive private school and us from the public school, we immediately BOLTED away from that basketball court, and kinda pretended like we had nothing to do with the lettuce from some sandwich that was scattered all over the pavement. And so my friend ayden all of a sudden stops and tells us the name he has for it. (Ayden is a huge extrovert and really funny) and he names this procedure, a hillbilly smoothie.