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Iām posting this at 12:25am I literally just saw this why is my phone FBI agent algorithm doing me like this and also wtf is tumblr tv
people apparently find the baby boy part in paper rings cringe and thatās utter nonsense bc heās baby boy and i want to marry him with paper rings thatās right darling
Request: the team finds out that Spencer used to do high fashion modeling when he was younger (like MGG) and theyāre just sooo shocked. Extra points if the modeling is also how he met his hot wife
"This is you," Penelope states loudly, dumping a stack of magazines onto Spencer's desk. They're very old issues of Vogue, GQ, Vanity Fair, and Esquire as well as a couple of other catalogs from Hermes, Balenciaga, Ralph Lauren, Yves Saint Laurent, Comme des GarƧons, and Dolce & Gabbana. "You're in these." She repeats.
Spencer has already memorized each page of every addition in every language. "Yeah?" He wonders what she's gifting these to him for.
"When, where, why, what, how?" She lists her questions.
"They all have dates on them, Garcia." He deadpans.
"Hey, you never told us about this," Emily says, flipping through the magazine and noticing the young version of Spencer photographed in expensive, designer clothes.
Spencer chooses an edition of Ralph Lauren, turning to a specific page number and pointing out the girl standing next to him in a countryside shoot. "Y/n." He says, labeling his wife.
"No way!" Penelope exclaims, picking it up to examine it closer.
"How did you never find this?" JJ asks her, taking the book after her.
"Baby girl, your skills are slipping." Morgan teases, trying to find both of them in the other catalogs.
Spencer shakes his head. "It's not my name. Well, not technically. It's Spencer L/n. I got into it in college, scouted, I guess. And it's how I met Y/n, who let me use her last name for my shoots. Now, she has mine." He explains, getting surprised looks from his colleagues.
"Oh, that's why you two found it hilarious when Morgan told her she could model," Emily recalls Morgan's flirting when they first met her.
Spencer Reid as a college-era model is something that can be so personal
sunshine!spence & grump!reader will always be my weak spot
he's my favorite gold retriever boyfriend
even before they're dating, she'd be complaining about getting called in to the bau in the middle of the night and spencer walks in like a little ray of sunshine with coffee for her
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Request: screen by twenty one pilots? iām imagining spencer and reader finally put a label on their relationship and reader is surprised how affectionate spencer suddenly is (even in public)
A/N: Just a lil something cute. Gif from my set here. Couple: Spencer Reid/GN!Reader Category: Fluff Content Warning: None! Word Count: 450
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There are many places Spencer Reid wears his heart.
Of course, as expected, one of those places was on the sleeve of his sweater. You suspect thatās why he gave it to you and refused to take it back. If the piece of fabric was meant to be a metaphor for his heart, it only made sense that you would own it wholly.
After all, it wasnāt like he wouldnāt get a chance to hold it still. Not with how often his arm was interlocked with your own, twisted together with fingers entwined. Sometimes, when your hands werenāt available, heād cling to your side like static, trying to find a way to get lost in you without getting in your way.
He always did, of course, but never in a way that was unwelcome.
Another place he wore his heart was on his forehead. Thatās why he would curl up closer, peering up at you from his resting spot against your chest or shoulder and waiting for your lips to press against his skin. You always would, laughing at the way his whole body squirmed from the affection.
In a strange turn of events, he would sometimes wear his heart on his hands, instead. Not in the sense of holding yours, but in the way he would cup your face in an entirely chaste manner. Sometimes he just held you, staring into the windows of your soul like he could read your thoughts, hopes, and dreams just as quickly as heād read the morning newspaper.
He wore his heart in those eyes, too. Because his were not windows; they were mirrors. They reflected every happy memory, every happy imagined future the two of you had dreamed up so far.
Most predictably, Spencer wore his heart in his throat. It wasnāt meant to stay there, though. No, heād share its presence with every word that sang your praise ā which was a lot of them. By the time you meet his friends and family, they would know more about you than youād ever imagined a stranger could.
It probably shouldāve been embarrassing, to see him showing off his heart to so many people. But it wasnāt. It was thrilling and endearing to see his blatant displays of his love for you.
Thatās why you never fought it when his arms wrapped around you in the produce section, the park, the airport, or the bedroom. You never once shied away from his attempts to catch your attention or your lips. You always met his displays with your own enthusiasm, with your sleeves, forehead, hands, eyes, and voice projecting that same, synchronized beating you shared.
Because of all of the places he wore his heart, next to yours would always remain your favorite.
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Heās my buddy. Heās my bf. Heās my guy.
good morning ; spencer reid
pairing: spencer reid (criminal minds) x f!reader (garciaās friend)
summary: sweet mornings with a sweet boy. 719 words
a/n: hereās an attempt at fluff while i write part 2 ofĀ āi want to love someone and be lovedā :)
When you open your eyes and the first thing you see is a Doctor Spencer Reid conked out, you canāt help but brush a small piece of his hair behind his ear. He doesnāt move.
He looks so peaceful ā no tension between his brows, no frown on his face. Heās having a restful sleep, for once, no nightmares in sight. If there is a God, you thank them. He needs it.
Your hand falls to the back of Spencerās head, fingers twirling his hair. Itās gotten long enough that you can wrap a strand around several times. You keep bugging Spencer to let you give him French braids. He keeps refusing.
Time passes ā you donāt know how long you spend like that, eyes dancing around Spencerās calm face, soft breaths on your lips as youāre so close. You wish every morning was this, full of tranquillity instead of rushed kisses and āIāll text you!ās because heās been called in for a case suddenly.
He shuffles, a small groan coming from his throat, and Spencerās awake. Just like you, he feels blessed to wake up to such a sight.
āHi.ā He rasps.
You smile giddily, āHi.ā
Spencerās arms move to wrap around you and he tugs you close, close enough that you could tuck your head into his neck if you wanted, but you donāt. You want to look at him, take him all in, because heās a vision youāll never get bored of. Kind of like the night sky.
āThank you.ā You say suddenly.
He looks at you in confusion, āYouāre welcome?ā
You laugh at the odd look he gives you. You explain, āNo, hear me out. Since before we started dating youāve been so patient and understanding. Remember when you first asked me out? I told you your line of work doesnāt lend itself to love, and you told me you were willing to try if I was. And I was scared, and thought weād try and youād give up and weād have to deal with that awkward aftermath, but youāve proven every day since that love isnāt so difficult and isnāt as unattainable as I originally thought. Iāve never been happier to be proven wrong.ā
Spencerās got this look in his eye. You wish you knew what was going on his head, but the one thing you can tell is that he appreciates what youāre saying. Heās got a meek smile on his face, eyes gleaming as the sunlight streams in. His thumb glides back and forth on your back, grip tightening a little.
Youāre not done.
āYour job is so tough, Spence, so much more than I could ever understand and I try to be there for you because youāve always been there for me and Iām sure it isnāt enough but.. Iād do anything for you, and you know that, right? I love and care for you so much. Thank you for showing me the world isnāt full of cruel people.ā
You let out a breath when youāre done, like you just finished a full sprint, and smile at Spencerās awed expression. He still hasnāt said anything some minutes later.
āA lot to unload on you five minutes after you woke up, huh?ā You joke. You glance at his lips.
He giggles, pulling you so youāre completely flush against him. He rubs his nose against yours, again and again, his grin so wide all you can see is perfect teeth.
He pecks your lips, still smiling.
āYou deserve nothing less,ā He starts, voice less rough than when he first woke up, āAnd as long as Iām able to, Iām gonna do everything in my power to do that. Every day for the rest of our lives.ā
Thereās nothing but love and warmth in the very minuscule space between you.
Itās there and then Spencer decides heās going to marry you. Heāll text Garcia when youāre distracted, make her swear on her life to not let this spill, and invite her to help him choose a ring. Maybe Derek can tag along if he promises to behave.
Garcia wakes up, across town, with an extraordinary amount of happiness in her body. She can tell something is happening ā her love senses are tingling. When Spencer texts her some hours later, she breaks her favourite mug in excitement.
Make You Feel My Love
Summary: Spencer makes changes for the better as he starts to see himself as a husband and father first
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader
Warnings: none
Word Count:Ā 725
A/N: This is a part of the On Being Mrs. Reid Collection - I like to think of it as a follow up to I Love You This MuchĀ
Hotch hid his smile behind a case file when he caught Spencer making silly faces at his phone on the jet ride home. He worried about Spencer, all too familiar with the toll this job took on families. It wasnāt fair. When Hotch saw Spencer at his desk late at night his heart broke. Go home, he wanted to say. The paperwork can wait. It can all wait.
But he understood that Spencer wanted to keep his work separate from his family, not daring to bring even one file home to finish. He also recognized the look in his eyes after each unsub they caught. The look that said The world is a little safer now, safer for my wife, my daughter, the people I love.
But what was the use of making the world safer - of making it better - if you didnāt live in it? Jetting across the country, profiling unsub after unsub - that wasnāt a life.Ā
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Tying The Knot
Summary: Based on these requests, thank you anons !
a blurb or fic about reader and spencer reidās wedding day? just lots of fluff and happiness can you do one based on āwe belong togetherā by ritchie valens
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader (Fluff)
Content Warning: tiny mention of sex
Word Count: 4.0k
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There werenāt many days in Spencerās life where heād been unable to stop smiling.
There had been occasions, like when he got his first Ph.D., when he moved into his first apartment in DC, and when Y/n first kissed him. After the latter, he grinned like an idiot for days, being teased by Morgan ruthlessly the whole time.
There was one day of his life that he was most excited about. All the nervousness heād felt before each step in their relationship didnāt add to how terrified heād been to ask her to marry him. After that, there wouldnāt be room for a single doubt in his mind.
It was the final step.
So, heād planned the perfect day, taking her to all their favorite spots in the city before finally popping the question. It was kind of predictable, but she was still surprised. More than anything, it was cheesy. The type of sweet romance that only existed in movies or books before Spencer. With the princess-cut diamond set in gold on her finger, she knew it would only ever be Spencer who could melt her heart.
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The Sleep Chronicles
PAIR: Spencer Reid x GN!Reader SUMMARY: Three times Spencer needed sleep. CATEGORY: fluff CONTENT: tired + clingy spencer WORD COUNT: 1.6k
NOTES: no timeline, structure, or plot to this at all, just a few combined blurbs about sleepy spencer bc i love him and i want to take care of him. enjoy <3
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Lounging on the couch and reading all afternoon was your preferred way of spending your days off, accompanied by a warm drink at your side and cocooned in a fuzzy blanket. The apartment was peaceful, the only sounds occupying the space being a clock faintly ticking in the other room and the sound of distant traffic from the streets below.
The novel you were reading couldnāt possibly get any closer to your face as the plot thickened and all you wanted to do was jump in the book and witness the events firsthand. You got so absorbed in every word that you didnāt even register the patter of footsteps approaching.
As the heroine was about to make the decision that would change the course of her life, your blanket was lifted off to expose you to the cold air.
āHey! Whaā oof,ā your surprise was cut off by Spencer lying face down, practically on top of you, nestling himself between your legs and pulling the blanket back over you both.
spencer, giggling: hello, i'm dr spencer reid and this is my ex girlfriend
y/n: i told you to stop introducing me like that
y/n: i'm his wife
spencer: i just like hearing you say it >:(
instagram posts if you were dating spencer reid masterlist <33
part one
part two
part three
part four
This is what I imagine college-era Spencer looked like, if Penelope tracked down old photos online of him having fun (au where Spencerās life didnāt always suck)
Iām pretending these are pictures from college Garcia dug up
your messages if you were dating spencer reid part two
hotch: what are you getting y/n for the holidays?
spencer: it's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. so, not sure yet.
emily: i'm getting y/n a divorce lawyer.
āif i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it moreā for spencer please?
iām not sure if this counts as a dialogue prompt bc itās a book quote so feel free to ignore it !! but i know you love austen so thought itād be cute (if itās too much pressure bc you love the books, no worries !!)
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Spencer Reid never thought he'd have something like this. The years of loneliness piled onto his pre-existent trauma made him feel as though there was never enough good about him to make up for the bad.
But then he'd met you. Beautiful, wonderful, and oh-so-very-kind you. Falling in love with you had been stupidly simple. Cliche, even. From the moment he'd met you, your kindness had enveloped him in an almost caress-like warmth, filling in the cracks in his heart and soul from the inside out.
You'd nodded sweetly in understanding when he'd admitted he didn't want to shake your hand the day you'd joined the team. You'd asked him to explain geographical profiling to the most minute of details when you'd realized he needed a breather from the complexity of your first case. You'd played chess with him on the jet, smiling as he explained the game and losing to him every single time with the biggest grin on your face. You'd noticed his insecurity, of course, it was difficult not to notice, but you were one of the first new people in Spencer's life to do something about it. There was an awkward tilt of your head in his periphery as he made a self-deprecating comment, someone taking him up on his offers of oddball festivals and niche film festivals. Someone who took the time to call him and check on him after cases. Someone who made sure he was eating and drinking water in between sugary sweet coffees.
Someone for whom his feelings only grew stronger and yet more tender as they progressed. And someone who - thankfully - felt the same way about him. Then it wasn't a cliche anymore - it was a joyous reality.
And now it's just the two of you. The two of you living together in his apartment. The two of you sprawled out on his sofa. His head is in your lap and you're gently combing through his hair with your fingers, reading a book out loud. He'd been doing the same for you until about an hour ago, but then you'd insisted on switching when he'd yawned. You encouraged him to sleep, and when he'd pouted playfully about missing out on the chapter (even though he definitely already knows the entire book from memory), you'd rolled your eyes, but sweetly agreed to "catch him up" at another time.
Happier than he's ever been, he's sure, he's almost lulled to sleep - almost - when he hears you reach his favorite part:
ā'My dearest Emma,' said he, 'for dearest you will always be, whatever the event of this hourās conversation, my dearest, most beloved Emmaā ātell me at once. Say āNo,ā if it is to be said.'āShe could really say nothing.ā ā'You are silent,' he cried, with great animation; 'absolutely silent! at present I ask no more,'" you read in your quiet, soothing timbre. "Emma was almost ready to sink under the agitation of this moment. The dread of being awakened from the happiest dream, was perhaps the most prominent feeling.
'I cannot make speeches, Emma,' he soon resumed; and in a tone of such sincere, decided, intelligible tenderness as was tolerably convincing-"
āIf I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more," Spencer whispers with you. You stop abruptly, smiling down at him with such adoration that he's sure his heart, his brain stops for just a moment, just to let him live in the moment a little longer. You lean down, pressing a quick kiss to his lips, cupping his jaw and running your thumb over his nose and cheekbones.
You clear your throat a bit, sitting back up and pulling the book back into your eye line, "And so we go on."
So we do, Spencer thinks as he begins to fall asleep, forevermore.
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#8 of RCHās Belated 2.5k Followers Bash
Based on this request:Ā Congratulations on your milestone! Could you write a blurb with a touch starved Spencer? I just know heād act so adorable and cute
Pairing: Spencer Reid x BAUfem! Reader
Category: Fluff
TW: mentions of a difficult, but typical CM case, implied sexual thoughts
Literally got this request, stared at it for twenty minutes with no clue what to do with it, and then, yesterday morning, I was drinking coffee in my kitchen and I came up with this. Italics are memories of the previous evening, by the way. Also, Iām so sorry this is so long, butā¦I kind of got carried away? Anyway, I hope you like it and thank you for the request! xxĀ
PS - I have a brand new, full length Hotch fic coming out very soon (itāll be called Into the Light), but the rest of my Belated 2.5k Followers Bash is fulfilling Reid requests (I think I have 3 or 4 more). Iād be happy to take more requests for that if anyone is still interested and for those interested in the Hotch fic, itāll be out sometime at the end of this week!Ā
Of the many things Y/N imagined about Doctor Spencer Reid, waking up in his arms was the tamest among them. Not to say it isnāt every bit as pleasant and wonderful and perfect as sheād always hoped it would be, because it is. For the briefest of moments when she wakes up in his embrace, the reality of the day is still far away and she can just enjoy him.
His smellā¦sandalwood and coffee and something reminiscent of books.
His warmthā¦all encompassing, but not uncomfortable, like the sun in the desert.Ā
His feelā¦soft, but firm. His arms wrap around her, holding her tightly in place against him. His gentle fingertips just graze the small, exposed bit of skin at the edge of her pajama shirt. And his chest presses tenderly into her back as he breathes evenly in his sleep. Every sweet and adoring caress and nestle into her is only further evidence of how incredibly comfortable Spencer is.Ā Itās a slight nuzzling against her neck that wakes her up, actually. And after the moment of enjoyment, reality begins to set in, including the memory of how she got here.Ā
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