[webkinzinsider]

[unclefather]

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

[wellenklavier]

[oprites-deactivated20151109]

[institutionalized-gaming]

[7000spidersinatrenchcoat]

Person 1: “Hey, are you going to the Oasis concert?”

Person 2: [mumbles] “I don’t know, maybe.”

Person 1: “What did you say?”

Person 2: [mumbles a little louder] “Maybe.”

Person 1: [stutters] “I- What are you saying?”

Person 2: [singing to the tune of Wonderwall] “I said maybeeeeeee.”

[reincameronate-blog]

I'm hiding in the deepest corners of my home goodbye

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[randomrazl-deactivated20190731]

[oteresk-deactivated20150830]

when you and your friend sin together:

[elfphy-deactivated20230608]

Have I never told you all the onion story from work oh my god

[matsuda-chill-blog]

whats the onion story omg im curious

[elfphy-deactivated20230608]

back when I just started at Subway I was having a really bad day since it was one of my first days at the new location and it was so much different from the other store I trained at. so we were just getting ready to close and I was told to sweep the floors. so everything went fine until I got to the female washroom and I opened the door and lord behold there was a onion just sitting on the sink, just minding its own business chilling there. I (of course) grabbed a glove and picked it up and took it to my manager and showed her and she just stared it angrily and whispered “not again.”

[holyspongeblog]

[eyecloud-deactivated20180112]

[zackisontumblr]

this is my new favorite thing

[reincameronate-blog]

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[amandnya]

[franktronics]

Life is Strange / [text posts]

[buzzfeed]

[prasejeebus]

Delete this immediately 

[reincameronate-blog]

perfect bands don’t exi-