howdy

i like cute dogs and bad jokes.

[sacastic]

oh my god THAT'S why I follow you holy shit. we're everywhere lmao

HAHAH i love all the people being like Why .. on earth do i follow this person ....

[sacastic]

Now it make sense on why I follow you😂. I saw your post and I was like I don't remember you. But your were a phan account. It all makes sense now

:,))) that’s me

[sacastic]

I remember you! I was also a fan account for few years and now I'm just nothing lol

THIS IS SO FUN look at us . we’re our own fans now

[sacastic]

different anon but being on tumblr for so long is basically like my feed being a "where are they now" for dan and phil blogs...

dude deadass like . it feels like a weird TV show reunion

[sacastic]

fuuuuuuuuck I was too I'll drink to that

BRO CHEERS

[sacastic]

i can hear ya but I don't remember you lol being on tumblr for 7 years does that to a person, what fan account were you? like what fandom?

omg i wasn’t expecting anything!! i was a youtuber/mostly dan and phil acct back in the day lmaoooo

[sacastic]

you know what i somehow still have 7k followers from my time as a fan account and i wonder if anybody sees my posts. this is a call into the void. we have all grown up. can anybody hear me

[justsomeantifas]

[ogrishpuntocom]

-“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”

-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”

Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please

[thinster13]

The people who hate this are probably the ones traumatizing their children

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

this is a show for 3 - 6 year olds what is WRONG with these monsters???

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

Fun fact, sesame street was created to fill the gap in education for children whose families could not afford to send them to preschool. Sesame street taught basic math and phonics as well as interpersonal skills so that children below the poverty line weren’t starting elementary school behind their more privileged classmates.

Here sesame street is trying to fill a gap where supportive adults should be. Where there should be a teacher or a family member or a counselor to help, for whatever reason, there isn’t, so Sesame Street is stepping in.

This breed of person has always hated Sesame Street. They hated it for showing black and white children playing together. They hated it for giving children of color the head start that rich white families were paying for. They hated it for Bert and Ernie for showing two MEN who LIVED TOGETHER, for the married black nurse who lived on sesame street when it was first released, and for them explaining death. I feel like there was a pregnancy at some point in its early days and they would have REALLY hated that.

These days they don’t (usually) say “I’m not letting my kid watch anything with black kids in it” but they sure throw a tantrum in the youtube comments when Sesame Street DARES to show an autistic girl playing with non-autistic children and being treated like shes anyone else. They lose their shit when Sesame Street has to explain incarceration to 5 year olds. And the muppet in south africa with HIV? Hoo boy.

They hate everything Sesame Street stands for and tries to provide. They always have. We just have to ignore them and keep supporting the show. Or tell them to shut the fuck up and keep supporting the show. Either way Sesame Street will outlive them.

[reverseracism]

Sesame Street will outlive them.

[kittykatrattie]

[twiliightprincess]

me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*

[humortelible]

[khobis-deactivated20170812]

i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere

[konified]

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[darioargenthoe-deactivated20181]

Visit Original Link

this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes

[nero-neptune]

*puts this on my End Of The World playlist*

[pointedahead]

Ok @peachcrushedvelvet is 100% accurate but here are several other situations I feel this beautiful creation could apply to

1. End of the world type of experience as noted above by @nero-neptune i.e. meteors falling and people running, things exploding and desperately trying to survive

2. Desperately running through your house avoiding attackers (guns, projectiles, of some type)

3. You’re in a library and you accidentally knock something over which knocks over all of the shaves domino style and you’re running down the hallway with them falling in the background. 

Everybody please contribute

[pyocyanin-deactivated20201023]

4. You finally experience love at first sight, but they’re in the middle of a bank heist and you’re getting caught in the cross fire

5. You’re getting arrested in roller skates at the laundromat

6. Intergalactic space travel in the form of a gay cruise

[ithinkimdemi-iknowimobsesed-dea]

you are falling off a very tall biulding

[teathattast]

[mossbug]

i wanna disconnect from all social media and go herd sheep and sell berries and mushrooms and herbal salves on the side of some mountain road for a living