Reiner Wolfson

♥️♥️♥️"My sexy dad" ♥️♥️♥️

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

@lovestruckvoltage

Where’s my big papa

[pennilessotomereader]

Sooo trying out the stickers today and this happened …

No regrets

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

@lovestruckvoltage My submission for the May Flowers theme! I don’t remember who I discussed this idea with (probably Giulia honestly) about drawing Reiner with flowers in his beard, so I decided to do it. I’m not good at drawing men but I tried!

[thelovestruckconfessional]

We talked about this and I love it 😭

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

THE TRUTH REVEALED; Rin has a bad memory pfft

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

Most of this fandom: OMG look at Helena and Altea!!! My wives!! And SAERYS is sooo hot! And Iseul!!!

Me and like 2 others: Reiner is a thiccy he can come get the licky 👅💦

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

Me: I don’t like men with facial hair.

Me: *Sees Reiner and Razi*

Me:

Me: Fuck Voltage made me a liar.

[itsmynameiwontshareit]

How MC got thrown out of the castle 2

Reiner: Everytime I see it spelled “ya’ll” I die a little inside. It’s y'all, y'all.

MC: yal'l

Reiner: Get out of my castle.

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

Poor Reiner

[otomebear]

*sees preview image for monday*

me: those lips, though :3

*studies image more*

me: is that a RING ON HER FINGER?!?!!?!?!?!

[cometthespacechinchilla]

MC: *makes a pun*

Retainers: no

Reiner: *responds with a pun*

Retainers: oh no

*MC and Reiner get together*

Retainers: OH NO

[labyrinthofleah-deactivated2025]

Ryland: you have nice hands, Lady MC

MC: Thanks...?

Ryland: I bet they'd look even nicer wrapped around Lord Reiner's--

Reiner: WRAPPED AROUND A BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD! AMEN!

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

@lovestruckvoltage My submission for the May Flowers theme! I don’t remember who I discussed this idea with (probably Giulia honestly) about drawing Reiner with flowers in his beard, so I decided to do it. I’m not good at drawing men but I tried!

[a-lovestruck-salamander]

Why’d I make this? REINER IS THICC THOUGH DON’T DENY IT

[cometthespacechinchilla]