Salty, enraged fandom gremlin

Female (she/her or they/them). 🏳️‍🌈 I follow/like/ask from geekwiththeglasses.

[noicouldnevergiveyoupeace]

do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

[otome-life]

[cometthespacechinchilla]

Things Atlas has done:

Gotten mc hot and bothered in a cave with everyone else present

Gotten hot and bothered by MCs homicidal tendencies

Hit his ship to keep her with them

Left his ship to break her out of prison

MC

Things Atlas has not done:

given MC either of those things

[cometthespacechinchilla]

Who wants to bet Ryland and MC have a wager going on in Reiner’s route of which retainer will call her Mother first

[cometthespacechinchilla]

AFK MC and Josh: send each other food, doting uncle, protective af siblings, “mess with my family you mess with me”, will throw down with a top tier god without hesitation

Orion and Antares: literally try to kill each other almost every damn time they’re in the same quadrant of the galaxy, “we have a shared history” aka: genes, parents, colony, childhood trauma, a uterus… , literally takes a girlfriend and the end of the galaxy (but mostly the girlfriend) to get them to stop punching each other, would definitely sell the other to Satan for one corn chip

[cometthespacechinchilla]

MC: we just can't get married this quickly

MC like a week later: we definitely need to get married like now

[cometthespacechinchilla]

You know the Chicago Reiner thing is weird cause did like the curse just implant false memories in everyone around him? Did it like reincarnate him and his entire family and like his entire second life happened? Does the curse know what a dating app even is?

[cometthespacechinchilla]

MC and Reiner: we eloped to break a curse on us!

Ryland: AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY

[cometthespacechinchilla]

MC: one of Reiners retainers has a crush on Ishara

Veda, #1 Ishara fan and best husband: AS THEY SHOULD

[cometthespacechinchilla]

MC: it’s been a year since we lost our dear friend Parker

Parker: quit telling people I’m dead!

MC: sometimes I can still hear him ABANDONING US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

[gilliandaye-deactivated20200906]

I’m not crying there’s just like an entire tree in my eyes. YOU ARE HOME

[cometthespacechinchilla]

On the one hand that is cruel. On the other hand, tiny light cuffs on its tiny paws is kinda adorable,

[otome-life]

[phantom-wolf-girl]

[otome-life]

[cometthespacechinchilla]

*Lennox rips through Saerys and MCs tent*

Lennox: hel-

*MC starts whacking him with a broom*

MC: WE. WERE. HAVING. A. MOMENT.

[xnightsx]

I can’t believe she said that… My god i lOVE HER

[cometthespacechinchilla]

Man, they really missed an opportunity to not make a SP crewmember that’s a scientist because ENGINEERING VS SCIENCE RIVALRY

THE SNARK WOULD BE EPIC

Nova would be straight up confused, Orion would be exasperated, Jaxon would find it amusing af, and Atlas would be constantly debating on whether it’d be easier to throw them or himself out the Promise.