[reluctant-catboy]

Roomate: “I’m not mad at you”

Me:”so your mad at me”

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[reluctant-catboy]

I hate myself so deeply but I’m also better than you

[reluctant-catboy]

Why am I always horny on main

[reluctant-catboy]

Friend: “your a big boy you can do it 🙄”

Me: oh so your in love with me

[reluctant-catboy]

I got cat ears.... reluctantly

[reluctant-catboy]

After not having any real friendships for 19 years smoking and watching survivor every night when my roomate gets home from work is so nice

[reluctant-catboy]

Roomate: “oooo, big yawn”

Me: “oh, so in love with me”

[reluctant-catboy]

Roomate: “took that dab like a champ, I’m proud of you”

Me: oh so your in love with me

[reluctant-catboy]

If I could just figure out what I’m longing for maybe I could do something about it

[reluctant-catboy]

Do! Not! Burry! Me! In! A! Coffin! When! I! Die! Burry me in the forest and let it reclaim my body

[reluctant-catboy]

Cryptid core makes me dissociate and feel longing

[reluctant-catboy]

I hate New Years cause time isn’t real and nothing significant has happened this decade or in my lifetime and I really was born in the worst years and it makes me SUICIDAL

[reluctant-catboy]

How can I be so actively sucidal and still be alive

[reluctant-catboy]

Bro at this point just don’t even look at me unless you want me to fall in love with you

[reluctant-catboy]

Don’t get me wrong I love the show but I can’t take Hannibal seriously

[reluctant-catboy]

You’ve heard of Panic! At the disco now get ready for Dissociation! In the shower

[reluctant-catboy]

I feel like this didn’t get enough attention? I’m hilarious?