Because this movie truly has some great gems.
❝ Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. ❞
❝ Thank you, thank you very much! I’m here until Thursday! Try the veal! ❞
❝ Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t COLOR-BLIND! ❞
❝ Well, I have to save my ass. ❞
❝ Just tell her she’s not your true love! ❞
❝ He huffed, and he puffed and he– signed an eviction notice. ❞
❝ It’s on my to-do list, now come on! ❞
❝ Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? ❞
❝ Hey, that’s my princess! Go find your own! ❞
❝ Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding? ❞
❝ There’s an arrow in your butt! ❞
❝ I’m too young for you to die! ❞
❝ Okay, now… can’t we just settle this over a pint? ❞
❝ Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something? ❞
❝ I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’. ❞
❝ This is the part where you run away. ❞
❝ What do I have to do to get a little privacy? ❞
❝ Hey, don’t look at me, I didn’t invite them. ❞
❝ So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway? ❞
❝ We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles! ❞
❝ _____, two things okay? Shut… up! ❞
❝ Oh, really? You and what army? ❞
❝ Hey! I’m nobody’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy. ❞
❝ Well, technically, you’re not a king. ❞
❝Chicks love that romantic crap. ❞
❝ Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest! ❞
❝ All right, nobody move! I’ve got a dragon and I’m not afraid to use it! I’m a person on the edge! ❞
❝ Because that’s what friends do, they forgive each other! ❞
❝ I think I need a hug. ❞