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I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon trying to wash cotton candy Formally @kaidshadowlegends

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[pinacoladamatata]

Upon your heart now burn,

a thousand fleeting dreams,

materialised into one,

the end of earthly schemes

In memory it holds you,

as heavenward you rise,

for you have stopped the blow,

meant to bring your demise

[anamnesus]

[totallynottinsel]

[falonwithbenefits]

"Hard at work or hardly working, my lord?"

"Ha ha, very funny, Hal. I was awake, I was just... inspecting the living conditions of my squire when he's off playing blacksmith."

"Right... and what's the verdict?"

"Well I don't know how you expect us both to fit on this tiny excuse for a bed."

*sigh* "Alright, move over, lazybones, and I'll show you. But only for a moment... Some of us have to work hard for our furniture."

[fiftyfiftyclown4]

some kcd sketches

[suiine]

I just wanted to draw a knight doing a curtsy with a waffenrock....I lost control.

[talyris]

[roronoa-luffy]

i do think its funny when fics talk about how soft hans' hands are, like my man is an archer and a knight, his hands are NOT soft

[pollyoliverrr]

[whimsytwines]

Sometimes the Pinterest homepage does something serendipitous

[elysianpool]

hans and hens dump

[mathewknew]

Maleshov Moment

[skodasforge]

Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.

[mewwuwu]

Life at the Blacksmith's Forge

[skodasforge]

The fact you can beat Hans at archery with Marksmanship level 4 is very easily explained if you remember he chose to go to combat practice with Bernard that day of his own volition knowing he’d run into Henry. Like. There are many very plausible reasons why he wasn’t shooting well that day. They aren’t heterosexual reasons, but they’re reasons.

[rybasnogami]

While trying to tame the posing mode properly, I got a couple of decent screenshots of these two

Ora et Labora by Adrian von Ziegler