Magi As Pinned Messages From My Discord DMs
i figured it was time to make this. ive gathered enough
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Alibaba, after Morgiana shows him her newly acquired labret and helix piercings that Myron did for her: The piercings... Morgiana, you're too powerful to be kept alive.
Mystras: God gives the worst battles to the silliest of clowns... But therefore, we gain more experience in the world. Yes.
Kougyoku, after hearing about how Sinbad got robbed and then met Morgiana and Aladdin: Me after Toto seduces me and robs me of all my money.
Alibaba, who was given dinner duty, to Hakuryuu: I had to take potatoes out of the water I had just put them in to cut them again and now my cutting board and knife is wetter than Sinbad's fangirls.
Hakuryuu, regretting offering to help, grimacing: I really didn't need to hear that.
Pisti, watching Morgiana and Kougyoku spar: WOMEN👏WITH👏ABS👏
Morgiana, a pin collector, texting: wait let me cunt how many pins I have rq
Alibaba: That was disastrous
Ja'far, watching Yamraiha and Sharrkan dance around eachother for the nth time: They're both idiots in this scene.
Sharrkan, looking at Yamraiha's progress on whatever magic theory she's coming up with this time: I am honest to the gods so terrified of the finished product of this. Keep going, it looks great.
Pisti: Sinbad plucked them off to add to his own. He steals people's eyebrows; that’s how he gains power.
Alibaba: What if you got your friend-making ability from your dad?
Aladdin: Well, I definitely didn't get it from Ugo!
Kougyoku, about Sinbad: He has a djinn equip, he can fly. Or they can all carry him. I'm sure Sinbad has made Masrur carry him before.
Hakuryuu: He can steal Kouen's wheelchair.
Toto, watching a frazzled Alibaba walk in: Is Alibaba alright?
Alibaba, very obviously not alright: Muu walked by without his shirt on. I let out an audible "Oh my gods, he’s gorgeous."
Hakuei, inexplicably: All of these are so pretty, and then there's just... Kou Empire disco.
Drakon, texting with his giant lizard fingers, yet trying to use proper grammar: Anyeayway, asd peoimiswed,
Alibaba, bawling his eyes out: Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever read through Sinbad's the Adventures of Sinbad at 3:00 AM and sobbed your eyes out?
Judar: And please consider that I, Judar, the fallen Magi, am the one asking this.
Muu, pointing aggressively at Scheherazade: I KNOW YOU'RE DYING.
(just so y'all know, that ^ was the entire actual message)
(bonus bc this one cant exactly be made into an incorrect quote)
are u ready for tbe daily magi dumb