shane

posting as many vines as I can in text form because I refuse to accept the fact that it's dead.

[remembering-vine]

pours Life cereal

lemons fall out

Welp, when life gives you lemons.

[remembering-vine]

IT’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT’S A BANANA

NEXT TO A BANANA

[remembering-vine]

“Oh yeah, wait a minute mister postman.”

“Heyeeeee.”

[remembering-vine]

“What’s your name?”

“Yes.”

“WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK-”

[remembering-vine]

“Hey Brandon ask me what kind of tree I have.”

“No.”

“Brandon ask me what kind of tree I have.”

“No.”

“Brandon ask me what kind of tree I have.”

“What kind-”

“It’s a Chris Pine.”

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“You’re still drinking??”

“I don’t drink anymore so don’t start with that again-”

“So why was this under your bed??” holds up water bottle

“WE NEED WATER TO LIVE.”

“NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE.”

[remembering-vine]

“Mom... I have something to tell you.”

“What is it honey?”

“I got an a-bor-tion.”

[remembering-vine]

shoves “Hey Katie.”

“Stoopp.”

shoves “Hey Katie.”

falls “I’m sensitive, Aubrey!”

[remembering-vine]

My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody.

[remembering-vine]

“What the fuck... is this allowed? Whatthefuck is that allowed??”

“Stop.”

[remembering-vine]

“There is only one thing worse than a rapist: Boom.”

“A child.”

“No-”

[remembering-vine]

stumbles through door “I got new shoes.”

[remembering-vine]

Ayy! It’s ya boy uhhh skinny penis.

[remembering-vine]

Don't Tell your mother!

Kiss one another.

[remembering-vine]

I love you. Thanks for this blog.

You’re welcome love u too

[remembering-vine]

What up girl, is your father a serial killer? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure he murdered my parents and I’m here foR REVENGE

[remembering-vine]

Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle??