Remii

Helloo i'm Remii ! I'm 19 and I write just about anything (requests are closed !!)

[remii-24k]

MASTERLIST !

Anything Snotlout-related :

Shy reader

I don't need a boyfriend

Anything Gabriel-related:

Chapstick

You have 15 minutes

(More will be added over time !)

[violetcamryn]

save a dragon, ride a viking 🤭🤠

[remii-24k]

YUHH

[remii-24k]

Hey.. 🤕

So sorry I lowkey went to ghost on yall.. heh.. I was in Hawaii with my bf and his family.. but I’m back.. for now.. MWAH 💋

[moonlight-presence]

The helmet stays on

Snotlout X Female Reader

Summary: You want to try something new in the bedroom and get the idea to keep Snotlout’s helmet on during sex. Surprised but intrigued, he goes along with it, and it turns out to be a lot hotter than either of you expected.

2,241 words

!SMUT CONTENT!

Your back crashed against the wall, making you groan even if a smirk stayed on your lips. Snotlout took his fur coat from his shoulders, his eyes burning with desire as he stared at you. You watched in anticipation as he threw the coat to the ground and undid the belt, the metal hitting the ground with a loud and heavy bang. 

“Ouch,” you said with a wince, making him laugh. 

 He reached for the horned helmet, but you raised your hand, making him stop. 

 “What?” he asked with furrowed eyebrows and a smile. 

 The smirk grew on your face as you slowly walked towards him, your hips swaying with each step. Snotlout looked you up and down, his pupils dilating in the dimly lit room of his house. 

 You reached for the twisted horns, running your fingers on the textured surface before reaching down and grabbing his chin. 

 “Leave the helmet on,” you whispered. 

 Snotlout’s eyes widened, but he quickly recovered as he reached for your lips. You were quicker, though, as you pulled back, making him whine. 

 “Get undressed first.” 

 You removed your fingers from his chin, but not before brushing his jaw gently and patting his cheek. You knew Snotlout liked the little game you played before sex, and you certainly didn’t mind having the more dominant role in the bedroom… That was until he had enough of your attitude and fucked you senseless. That was the best part.

 “You are in a mood today, sweetheart,” Snotlout said as he took off his boots. 

 You giggled and started getting undressed as well, your hands shaking in anticipation as piece after piece of clothing fell to the ground of his bedroom. The candles flickered with your movements, making your shadows dance on the walls. Outside, a cricket couldn’t be heard with how thick the silence was between you two.

 When you removed the last piece of clothing, finally being fully naked, a pair of hands landed on your hips. You could recognize those calloused fingers anywhere. 

 “Did you leave the helmet?” you asked, pressing your ass against his growing cock. You felt the trail of hair leading to his crotch on your lower back, making you shiver. 

 “Of course… How could I disobey one of your orders, sweetheart?” Snotlout whispered in your ear, his lips hot. 

 You let out a shaky breath and grabbed his wrists, making him hold your body closer. The pulse between your thighs grew stronger, and you could feel your entrance start dripping as arousal built inside you. 

 “I want to fuck you, baby,” you said with eyes closed. Snotlout hummed against your ear, encouraging you. “I want to ride your cock and cum around it… I want to moan your name and hear you scream mine. Would you like that, baby?”

 Snotlout’s lips pressed to your neck, and you felt the cold metal of the helmet against your hair. He pressed sloppy kisses down your pulse point, making you grip his wrists harder. 

 “Fuck…” you moaned. 

 Snotlout continued kissing your neck, making you melt with every kiss, until you guided his right hand down your belly. He let you move it until his fingers reached your wet folds. 

 “Already this wet, sweetheart?” he whispered as he ran his fingers up and down your folds. 

 You bit your bottom lip, eyes closed tight as shivers of pleasure ran down your spine. He continued moving up and down, gently touching your clit at the top before teasing you again with light, feathery touches. 

 You knew he was also desperate with the way his cock was hard against your ass and his pre-cum made your skin sticky. The thought of putting him inside your mouth was exhilarating, but you had other plans for tonight. 

 “Get on your knees,” you whispered, trying to control your voice.

 Snotlout smirked against your neck but nodded, pulling his fingers away and making you miss them almost instinctively. 

 You opened your eyes and saw him walk around you before getting down on both knees. He looked up at you, lips flushed red and cock dripping onto his thighs. The sight nearly made you cum. 

 “So obedient…” you said with a cocky smirk, making him chuckle. 

 You lifted one thigh and placed it on his shoulder, revealing your glistening cunt to him. He looked at it immediately, licking his lips in awe. 

 “Let me taste it,” he nearly begged. 

 You put one hand on one of his horns and the other on his chin, making him look up at you. The veins on his neck were more prominent from this angle, and his biceps and chest muscles flexed at the movement, making you weak in the knees. 

 “Of course, baby. Here, I’ll help you find the way.”

 You let go of his chin and pushed his face against your pussy, making him groan and open his mouth. 

 The moment his lips touched your clit, you let out a moan, your thighs shaking a bit as he kissed it before licking it slowly. You pulled the horn of his helmet, making his head jerk forward. 

 Snotlout groaned against you and continued licking and sucking on your clit, making you see stars. Your heartbeat increased, and your skin started glistening with sweat as waves of pleasure ran down your body. All you felt was ecstasy as Snotlout expertly created a mind-shattering rhythm. 

 You brought your free hand to your nipple and began twisting it gently, increasing your pleasure. Snotlout seemed to realize what you were doing because soon both of his hands were on your boobs as he squeezed and massaged them. 

 “Fuck… You feel so good, baby… So good for me,” you moaned as your orgasm approached. 

 Snotlout moaned against your folds, and you whined weakly, feeling your lungs beg for air as you breathed heavily. The hold on his horn made your knuckles white, but you were glad for the support as you began feeling your insides twist. 

 “I’m… Ah, I’m close…” you warned. 

 Snotlout continued with the same rhythm, and you thanked him for it. Soon enough, you threw your head back and moaned his name as waves of pleasure consumed you. You could feel your entrance clench and unclench and your arousal spill out as Snotlout continued playing with your clit. 

 Just when it began feeling a bit too much, you pushed his head away, and he let you go. 

 Your foot hit the ground with a thump, and you nearly fell back if he hadn’t reached your ass and grabbed you. 

 “You okay?” he asked, licking his lips. 

 You tried to control your breathing, but it was useless. 

 “Fuck yeah,” you replied, looking down at him. “I need your cock inside me. Now.”

 “Then come here,” he said with a smirk. 

 You laughed and basically fell onto his lap, your hands reaching for his face as you kissed him desperately. You could taste yourself on his tongue, and that made you moan again as his cock pressed against your belly. 

 “Shit… You taste so good, sweetheart.” Snotlout said between kisses. “Like a nectar.”

 “Yeah?” you teased him, pulling away. Your eyes drifted to his cock. “You think I feel good, too?”

 Snotlout grabbed your ass cheeks roughly, digging his fingers in your flesh. “How about you fuck me and I’ll find out?”

 You bit your inner cheeks, trying to disguise your smile. He knew he had taken the best of you, so you had no choice but to grab his shaft and stroke him, making him drop the cocky attitude a bit. 

 “Ask me nicely and I will,” you whispered, loving the way his face twisted in pleasure. 

 “Shit…” he moaned as you squeezed his leaking head. “Fuck, fine… Please fuck me, baby. I need to be inside you. Please, I need it.”

 You hummed, clearly pleased, and lifted your hips. He watched as you lined the head of his cock with your entrance and ran it up and down slowly. 

 “That’s more like it,” you said with a smile. 

 Snotlout swallowed dryly, clearly desperate to have you around him. 

 “Please,” he begged again. 

 You decided you had had enough of the teasing, so you finally pressed his head against your entrance and began sinking. That beautiful stretch made you whine weakly as, inch by inch, he entered you. 

 “Ah… So tight,” he moaned, looking down as he saw your cunt wrap itself around him. “You are so wet.”

 “All for you, baby,” you said, voice breathless. “Always for you.”

 You put your hands on his shoulders for support until you finally took all of him inside and sat on his thighs. They made a nice support, considering how muscled and big they were, so you had no complaints as his cock filled you up.

 Snotlout let you adjust for a few seconds, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration as sweat dripped down his forehead. 

 “I’m okay,” you said, thrusting your hips forward and making him have an almost pained expression of pleasure. “You okay?”

 “Fuck yeah,” he said, grabbing your ass roughly and guiding your hips back and forward. 

 His cock hit all the good spots inside you, and soon you found a good rhythm. You tried up and down, which he seemed to love, but also alternated between that and back and forward, which made his cock hit your special spot. 

 “Your cock is so big,” you whispered between movements. 

 “Yeah?” Snotlout said. He slapped your ass, making you clench around him. “Not so tough now, are we?”

 “Ah… Shut up,” you moaned with a smile.

 He smirked and reached to kiss you, but you grabbed both horns of his helmet and pulled his head back. He groaned at the pull, a smirk on his lips, as you used his helmet for support. 

 “I’m so full of… Ah… Good ideas, aren’t I?” you said as you quickened your pace. 

 Snotlout looked down at your boobs, loving the way they were jiggling, and absently nodded, clearly not hearing a word you said. 

 “You want to taste them, baby?” you asked. 

 Snotlout didn’t need to reply as he reached for your right boob and put your nipple inside his mouth. He sucked on the bud, flicking it with his tongue and making you groan in pleasure. You couldn’t do anything but ride his cock and throw your head back. 

 Soon, Snotlout moved to your other nipple, giving it the same treatment and making you clench harder around his cock. 

 When he pulled back, a string of saliva dripped down your chest, making you shiver. You pulled his head back again, looking at his face and then at his muscled chest. You wanted to bite each peck but restrained from doing so due to how difficult it would have been in this position. 

 “Are you close?” Snotlout asked, his voice strained. 

 “Yeah… So close,” you said, feeling the warning of your orgasm creep against you again. 

 Snotlout groaned at your reply and suddenly grabbed your waist, flipping you around. Your back hit the ground softly as he began fucking you hard. The new position made you completely powerless, but you loved every second of it. You knew it was sooner rather than later that his control would snap and he would fuck you like this. 

 “Shit. So good for me,” he moaned against your ear. The helmet fell to the ground suddenly, making you flinch slightly. He chuckled at your reaction but kissed you deeply. 

 “I…” you said between kisses. He moved away, letting you catch your breath. “I’m gonna cum.”

 “Yeah?” he asked, voice breathless. “Come on, baby. Come for me. I wanna feel it. Come on, beautiful.”

 His words made you whine, and you wrapped your hands on his back, feeling his muscles flex with each thrust of his hips. Snotlout travelled his hands down your belly until he reached your clit. All it took was a few strokes before your orgasm burst through you. 

 “I’m cumming. Ah, fuck!” you moaned loudly, clenching hard around him. 

 Snotlout groaned your name and whimpered, making you pierce your nails on his back. He hissed at the pain and spilled inside of you, his cock throbbing and making your orgasm prolong itself. 

 You felt him thrust weakly before collapsing on top of you, his mouth releasing heavy and hot breaths on your shoulder. His hair strands tickled your nose, and you blew them away as you began calming down. 

 “Sorry,” he apologized, making you laugh. 

 “Don't worry, you are perfect,” you said as he rolled over to the side, making his cock slip from inside of you. 

“That was… Amazing,” he said between breaths as he looked over at you. You met his eyes, and he smiled, reaching for your face. “You are amazing.”

He brushed your cheeks softly, and you kissed his fingertips. 

 “I love you,” you whispered, grabbing his hand. 

 Snotlout moved closer to you, opening his arms and making you lie on top of his chest with your head. He kissed the top of your head, letting both of you calm down gradually. 

 “I love you, too,” he whispered, brushing your arms and making you shiver. 

 You smiled, closing your eyes and hearing his heartbeat guide you into a blissful state of relaxation. The helmet stayed forgotten on the floor, collecting dust as you two fell asleep. Soon, the candles burned out, leaving nothing but smoke curls in the bedroom.

[remii-24k]

NUTTTT !! 😝😝

[remii-24k]

request for LA!snotlout x gn!reader

reader is training w snotlout and they are sparring. theres a lot of sexual tension.

I can NOT for the life of me write fighting scenes.. but I’ll try my best

[remii-24k]

LA!snotlout x flirty reader? (matching his energy)

MWAH

[remii-24k]

LA!snotlout being a munch.. like trying to make the fem!reader feel better abt smth.

also can the reader js call snotlout by a nickname or petname during it- cause i cant take the idea of moaning "snotlout" seriously 😭

Aughhhhh yesss !! 🤭🤭

[remii-24k]

HEYYYYY hope this doesn't disgust you or anything but would you be down to write a snotlout fic featuring period sex? Just ignore this req if it's too weird 😔 I'M SORRYYY LOVE YOU BAI

I am NOT disgusted about period sex or anything period related (idc if you think I’m a weirdo for that) but it’s something all women go through, and we all share the same problems. And who said you just have to suffer the whole week ? Ain’t nothing like a little blood on your sword 😬 (sorry for the rant but I HATE when other women put others down for period related things)

[violetcamryn]

a bad day and reader comes home visibly frustrated and tired, LA! snotlout makes them forget abt it.. (smut)

first time writing REAL smut guys, wish me luck 😙

“Breath of Fresh Air”

Pairing: LA!Snotlout x fem!reader

Warnings: smut 18+, pet names / endearing names (baby, sweetheart, my love)

semi-modern AU because i couldn’t think of any other way to write this (they have a stove, but everything else is the same)

Snotlout was hunched over the stove, stirring what was soon to be dinner. The smell of meat stew wafted throughout the house. He had made some tea for you in preparation for when you’d arrive home, as he knew you had a particularly long day.

He had just turned the stove off as you opened the door with a thud. You kicked your shoes off and tossed your coat onto the floor. You made your way into the kitchen where he was, and placed a quick kiss on his cheek, before turning to pace the living room.

Snotlout noticed your agitated demeanour, and gave you a concerned look. He quickly took the pot off the stove, placed it on a hot plate, and made his way over to you.

You continued to pace the living room, mumbling things to yourself, wringing your hands through your hair. Snotlout was now directly beside you and placed a hand on your shoulder.

“Y/N, what’s going on?” he asked.

“I’m just…ugh i’m exhausted, and everything went horribly today” you said as you slumped onto the couch. You threw your head back and closed your eyes, rubbing them.

“Ruff and Tuff let the sheep escape again, I rolled my ankle while I was trying to help Astrid with Stormfly’s harness, and Fishlegs spilled his soup on me during lunch” you gestured down to the somewhat-faded splotch of used-to-be-soup on your pants.

“Oh baby, i’m sorry to hear that” Snotlout said, as his eyes slowly travelled to where you had gestured to.

“My back hurts so badly and all I want right now is you and some dinner” you said with a sigh.

Snotlout made his way back to the pot of stew, poured you a bowl, and set it down on the coffee table in front of you both.

As soon as he joined you on the couch, he noticed the needy look in your eyes, and quickly forgot about his plans to eat dinner. He repositioned himself so that he was sitting with his body facing towards you, and motioned for you to turn around.

You turned around, back facing him, and he began to massage your shoulders. His hands stayed there for a while, before running his hands through your hair and massaging your scalp. You could feel his breath ticking the back of your neck as he worked at your sore muscles.

Then, his hands travelled lower, as you let out a sigh. He massaged your lower back until he felt your muscles begin to relax.

His hands found their way back up your body, and after placing a quick kiss on your neck, you felt him swiftly manoeuvre your body so that you were lying on the couch beneath him.

His face was now mere inches from your face, and you smiled up at him before pulling him towards you. Your lips met and you snaked your hand around the back of his head to pull him closer. His hands made their way to tangle into your hair, and you decided that you would happily die right there from lack of oxygen, if it meant you could keep his lips on yours forever.

“Somebody’s desperate” he said while pulling back & taking a breath of fresh air. You let out a small laugh before his lips came crashing into yours again. You placed a hand on his jawline, feeling the slight stubble that had grown back since he had shaved.

You felt his hands travelling all over your body, and they found their resting place on your waist. He shuffled his body closer to you, letting out a breathy sigh. You could feel him becoming more aroused, as he began to lift your shirt over your head. As soon as your shirt had been discarded, his lips were on you, leaving a trail of kisses down your chest towards your lower stomach.

“Thank Odin I didn’t wear a bra today” you thought to yourself, as he took one of your breasts into his mouth, making you moan.

You felt his hands travel towards the waistband of your pants, and slowly ease them off your legs. His hands went back to your thighs, gently rubbing them. He looked up at you briefly, looking for any sign of objection, but you gave him a nod to signal for him to proceed.

“Please Snotlout…” you whined, as he teased the waistband of your panties with his finger.

“I love it when you beg for me sweetheart” he said with a smirk. He slipped your panties down and off your legs, and took a moment to look at you.

You looked beautiful, laid out on the couch, and he couldn’t take the pain of waiting any longer. He quickly sat up and discarded the remainder of his clothing, tossing them onto the floor.

You were now lying naked beneath him, as he lined himself up with your entrance. His hair looked disheveled, his breathing becoming deeper, and it just made you want him more.

“Please, Snotlout, I need you inside now” you whined.

He didn’t require any more pleading, because as soon as those words had left your mouth, he ducked down to kiss you while simultaneously thrusting himself inside.

The stretch was slightly painful, but only for a few seconds. He gave you plenty of time to adjust, caressing your sides to distract you.

You gave him a nod, signalling you were ready. You gripped the edge of the couch as he began to move, starting slowly and steadily, but soon quickening his pace.

You could feel all of the day’s worries melt away, only to be replaced with pure pleasure.

He continued to thrust inside of you, his hands finding the sides of your hips and using them as a place to grip. He alternated between looking at your pleasured facial expressions, and admiring your body, as he drove you closer to the edge.

You could feel the pleasure building, and you let go of the edge of the couch, only for your hands to finding their way to the back of his neck, pulling him closer.

His head was now beside your ear, and you could hear the incredible noises that he was making as he continued to fuck you. Breathy moans, brought on by the way you were tugging on his hair, pulling him close.

You weren’t sure how much longer you could last, and you knew you didn’t want this to be over so soon.

“Slow…slower, please…I don’t want this to be over yet” you whined, placing a hand on his bicep.

“As you wish, my love” he replied.

He slowed down and let out a quiet moan as he focused on keeping his release at bay.

As he continued to slowly push you closer and closer to the finish line, his eyes were still admiring the way you looked laid out beneath him, and he bit his lips lightly to hold back a smile.

You felt the white hot bubble of pleasure that had been building, threatening to burst, and you motioned for him to move faster again.

He willingly obliged, picking up speed. He felt you up and down, his hands making contact with your waist, before moving to your breasts and then back down to your hips.

“Oh Snotlout…oh my Gods..” you cried out as you felt your orgasm wash over you suddenly. Snotlout continued to fuck you through it, until you felt his release, his voice quiet and desperate. His movements began to slow after a few seconds.

He let his body sink onto the couch next to yours, and you both spent a moment catching your breath.

Snotlout snaked an arm around your waist, pulling you in for a kiss.

“You sure know how to make a girl forget about a bad day” you said with a smile as you kissed him back.

“I love you, Y/N” Snotlout replied.

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AN: I feel like this was so bad, i’ve never written proper smut before. anyways i hope you enjoyed! 😅

[remii-24k]

I nutted reading this.. 🤯🤯

[remii-24k]

Hi darling, i ABSOLUTELY love your writing. Can i please beg for some sub and lowkey loser gabriel/snotlout smut crumbs please please please bear with me i need it i'll hand you my virginity 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Keep flirting with me and it’ll be posted tomorrow night.. 😈 (keep your virginity, I’ll take it later !!)

[remii-24k]

Soap doesn't always make you clean

Desc: You and Snotlout NEVER got along; he was brash, annoying, and somewhat rebellious. But you, you were calm, rule-abiding, and didn’t cause a scene wherever you went. No matter how many times you try to make amends, it never seems to work. You’ve come to peace with that.. except Snotlout. Who’d rather take your clothes off than admit it.

This is requested ! This is smut.. nothing TOO FREAKY, just some P in V and making out (this is semi-modern.. I just need a shower for the sake of the fic..🤫) TW!! rumors.. enjoy

You slammed the door to your room with an angry sigh. You and Snotlout just had another argument that he started, and of course, you had to finish it. These arguments you always have with him are always over something stupid, like whose dragon is better? Who can eat their dinner faster? Or, why he’s a “better” viking than half of Berk. You’ve come to peace with his antics, but it’s like he targets you personally.. He manages to bring up topics that irk you, like he knows it makes you upset..

You sit down on your bed, taking your boots but leaving your mismatched socks on (puh-lease bear with me.. I love mismatched socks), you take your sword off of your belt and set it on the floor, whilst taking your hair out of the many braids you took your time doing that morning. Once you finally relaxed, you drifted off to sleep for the night. When you woke, you saw Astrid sitting in the chair in the corner of your room. You practically jumped out of bed at how badly she scared you, “Wakey wakey!” she cooed at you jokingly. You rubbed your eyes, throwing your head back on your pillow, “Good morning, Astrid.. What brings you to my humble abode..?” you ask with skepticism dripping in your voice.

Astrid only came to your house early in the morning if it was your birthday or someone was making her annoyed, it’s not that she never came over, she came over EVERY 4-5 days to hang out or just relax at your house. Astridd sighed and played with her fingers, avoiding your gaze, which had shocked you.. THE Astrid Hofferson is scared to tell you something. You sat up, removing the blanket from your legs and walking over to Astrid. You put a hand on her shoulder, leaning in front of her. “What ha-” “Snotlout is telling everyone you’re obsessed with him and how he keeps rejecting you, but you can't catch a hint..” 

You’re shocked. No. You’re astonished. At what you just heard, your eyes widen and your mouth hangs open, “What?!” you practically shriek out, you stand up quickly, making your head go light, you start pacing around your room. “How long has he been saying this?” “He only started yesterday after your latest argument.. and he said at breakfast today he was gonna try and prove it.” You let out a deep, shaky breath, covering your face with your hands. Astrid stands up, gives you a side hug, rubbing your back. “Hiccup and I have been telling people it’s not true... but you know how the guys are here..” she says reassuringly.

You give her a small, uncertain smile, before muttering out “Thanks.. I think I’m just gonna skip breakfast.” Astrid looks at you with a stern look, “No. I’m not gonna let you skip a meal because of a stupid rumor. Plus, even if you did skip breakfast, he could still harass you at lunch.” You roll your eyes at her words, knowing she’s right. You move away from her, getting your clothes and changing for the day. Astrid politely looks away, keeping her mind occupied elsewhere. Once you were done changing, you put your sword back in its holster on your belt, and you put your boots back on. Astrid smiles and grabs your arm, dragging you to the food hall. When you entered, you felt uneasy, almost all eyes were on you, and you heard whispers and giggles.

You wanted to throw up, you were so scared, but that fear turned into anger when you saw him.. Snotlout with that stupid smirk on his face when he saw you, Astrid squeezed your arm, pulling you towards a table that Hiccup and Fishlegs occupied. You sat down next to Fishlegs, and Astrid sat across from you next to Hiccup. Fishlegs slid a tray of food in front of you with a smile, “I saw you know who blocking the food line with his posse, so I got an extra tray of food for you.” He said with a sweet smile, you almost tear up, but you give Fislegs a quick hug instead. You eat your food quietly while everyone else at the table had their own conversations, that sweet peace lasted for a few minutes, when you heard an obnoxious cough behind you.

 You already know who it is; you don’t make an effort to turn around. Snotlout coughed again, this time with more enthusiasm, and you still didn’t turn around. Snotlout scoffed and squeezed himself between you and Fishlegs. “Soo, what are we talking about over here? Is it about me?” Snotlout teased. You rolled your eyes and moved yourself and your tray to the edge of the bench, keeping a wide distance between you. Snotlout snatched the tray from your hands, “Where do you think you’re going?” he says snarkily, scooting closer towards you. You still treated him like a ghost. You reached for your water, and he grabbed that too, but instead of drinking it. He spat in it. 

Before setting it back in front of you, that was your last straw; you picked the water up and splashed it on him, you heard a bunch of gasps and ooo’s before standing up and leaving the dining hall. After that situation you kept your distance from Snotlout all day, because you’ll be damned if you let a man with piss for brains and incapability of doing things by himself make a fool out of you. Every time he tried to talk to you, you walked away, ignoring him. He would call out to you, try to get your attention, and he even harassed you when you were doing errands on your dragon. He had Hookfang attack your dragon mid-air while you watched from the ground.

You heard his stupid laugh while your dragon flew away from him. Your hands balled into fists, turning your knuckles white in the process. Snotlout has been messing with you so much, you didn’t even realize lunch rolled around, you weren’t hungry or in the mood for whatever Snotlout was gonna try and do. So, you skipped. You already knew Astrid was gonna be upset, but you’ll worry about that later. You stayed in your room, scribbling hateful things on pieces of paper to make yourself feel better, you ran your hand through your hair, and it felt greasy to the touch, you gagged at the feeling. You stood up, heading towards your bathroom, and you looked at yourself in the mirror with a smile.

You turned your shower on, while you waited for the water to heat up, you started taking off your clothes, posing in the mirror, laughing, you felt the bathroom fill up with steam, so you hopped in the shower. 

* Snotlout’s POV *

You sighed in defeat. After looking for y/n at lunch, you gave up; it was evident that she was not there, and that made you upset. You walk out of the dining hall down the trail head hanging low. After walking to your house, you get a “brilliant” idea! “I should just go to her house!” you scream out loud, for some odd reason, you know exactly where her family lives, obviously to mess with her.. totally not to spy on her if she brings a guy there.. So you sprint to y/n’s house, you finally arrive at her door, panting with sweat dripping down your forehead. Once you finally catch your breath, you knock on the door a few times loudly. After a few seconds, a sweet-smelling woman opens the door. “Oh, Snotlout! What are you doing here, sweetheart?” The woman said with a smile.

“Hello, Mrs. l/n! I was looking for y/n, she wasn’t at lunch, and I got worried.” You say lying through your teeth but cover it up with a fake smile. “Oh, bless your heart, sweetie! Y/n’s up in her room doing Thor knows what! You can go up and meet her, I’m sure she won’t mind!” Her mom says innocently, “Thank you, ma’am!” you say with a smile, heading upstairs towards y/ns room. You find it and knock lightly, no answer, you knock again, no answer, you knock a third time and still no answer, so you just walk in. She’s not there, you walk around her room analyzing everything, you let out an angry groan and throw your helmet on her bed, you hear water running, and see that the light in the bathroom is on.

You smirk and knock on the door loudly, and immediately you hear a sweet reply, “Yes? Mom is that you?” y/n asks, “Hey sweetheart~” you say teasingly, she doesn’t answer after a few minutes of waiting, you hear “come in Snotlout.” she sounds mad you think chuckling to yourself, you open the door and close the door behind you, “What the hell are you doing here?” Y/n says, annoyed, “You let me in your bathroom s-” “No, you imbecile, what are you doing in my house?” “Oh, your mom let me in!” You say happily.

* Y/n’s POV *

You roll your eyes, “Of course she did,” you mutter to yourself, “WHY did you feel the need to come to my house, Snotlout?” you say with an annoyed tone. “Didn’t see you at lunch today, just wondering where you were,” he mutters before laughing, “well, you know where I am now, you can leave.” Irritation dripping in your voice.  “I’m ok, I think I’ll wait till you’re done, when you get out I won’t look, I swear.” Snotlout says, leaning against your sink with his arms crossed, “Snotlout, can you answer me something?” “Yeah,” “You’ve made rumors about me, terrorized me, and my dragon all day long, and you find where I live to try and harass me again.. why?” 

Snotlout looks at the shower curtains since he can’t see you. “Rumors? Heh, that's what you heard I was doing? And I wasn’t harassing you, you just kept ignoring me, that was me trying to get your attention.” You hear the uncertainty in his voice, “Then speak to me! Having your dragon attack mine and spitting in my drink isn't gonna give you my attention! And the fact you were telling people I was obsessed with you also wasn’t gonna give you a positive reaction from me,” you breathe out.

“Never wanted it too..” Snotlout muttered under his breath, you heard it, and you scoffed, “I’m done talking through this shower curtain.. I’m not gonna let you ruin my shower, so you can either join me or leave. I mean it.” You said sternly, you don’t know why you invited him into the shower with you, it was just impulsive.. After t-minus 10 seconds, Snotlout was in the shower with you, since you were relatively the same height, you were face to face.

Snotlout just stared at your eyes, surprisingly.. both of you naked in your shower.. It’s like nothing he could’ve imagined, “You were a jerk to me and Kaida (your dragon’s name), and your excuse is.. you wanted my attention? Why?” Snotlout sighs dropping his head (looking at your boobs jk) “Because getting reactions out of you is funny.. ever wonder why everytime you tried to be friends i said no?” You nod your head at his words, “It was because I liked where our relationship/friendship was, I liked teasing you, and you would get upset, I was scared that if we became friends, I would lose you to something or someone.” 

Your eyes widen. “So.. if I made sure we were never friends, it wouldn’t hurt if you ever left..”  he couldn’t see it because of the steam from the shower, but you were tearing up, “Aww, Snotlout is secretly a sweetheart!” You squeal, practically jumping up and down. Snotlout grabs your waist, keeping your feet on the floor. “Don’t let it get to your head, you’re not the only one I care about.” You smirk and wrap your arms around his neck, leaning into his ear .“You still owe me and Kaida an apology.. I didn’t forget,” you say with a flirty undertone. (Kaida is your dragon’s name)

He smiles before grabbing your face and kissing you, the kiss wasn’t hard but it wasn’t soft, you moan into the kiss, Snotlout smirks before putting his hands on your hips, pulling at them, you hop a little, and he picks you up, you wrap your arms around his neck and put your legs around his waist. He kisses you again, this time with more need. You tangle your fingers in his hair, you feel his tongue touch your teeth, and you open your mouth, letting him explore your mouth with his tongue. You feel his erection prod against your thigh, you whine into Snotlout’s mouth, you trail your right hand down his chest between your legs to grab at his dick lining him up with your cunt.

You slowly feel him enter you, inch by inch, filling you up slowly, you didn’t move, you didn’t want to.. You waited on Snotlout. Once he was fully inside, he thrusted up into you, testing the waters, and you moaned. LOUD. There’s no doubt your parents heard.. but that was the least of your worries; the man who had been harassing you since you were 8 was balls deep in you, in your shower. Snotlout took your moan as a good sign and kept thrusting into you. Your moans got louder with each thrust, and you covered your mouth with your hand. Despite you covering your moans, Snotlout thrusted harder into you with a quick pace, smirking at you, your eyes rolled to the back of your head, and you felt a tingling sensation in your stomach waiting to pop.

You uncover your mouth and go back to practically eating Snotlout's face off this time, you stick your tongue in his mouth, tangling your tongue with his. The tingling sensation in your stomach was at its brink, and you knew Snotlout knew. he started dragging his thrust, making you wait for your release, you whined into his mouth, grinding hard onto his dick. After he finished teasing you, he did one final thrust, and you blew over the edge. You lay your head on Snotlout’s shoulder, panting and whining likew you just ran around Berk for miles, he kisses the side of your head “How was that for an apology?” he teases, you pull your head up and innocently smile “It was ok.. could’ve been better in my opinion” Snotlout scoffs “Well.. I guess we’re just gonna have to go again and see if it’s better this time.. Hm?” 

Your eyes widen, and you open your mouth to protest since you were getting sensitive.. needless to say, no matter how much soap you used in that shower, you were still dirty.

You guys.. this was so rushed and I was lowkey going nowhere with the smut.. 😓😓 But I hope you enjoyed !

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Heyy! I’m not sure if you write angst, but I’d love some sort of Snotlout angst. Something to do with praising him in a way his dad should have but never did, like a simple “I’m proud of you”, and Snotlout learning that showing feelings is ok. Thank you 😁🫶🏻

I write basically everything ! Angst is my fav ! But i'll try and get this cooked up this week.. or next weekend..

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FIC WILL BE DROPPING TONIGHT !!

[violetcamryn]

Could you do a gabriel howell x fem reader headcannons of how he'd be as a boyfriend !!

Also could you make it super fluffy like nicknames he'd give, his favorite date ideas, his favorite cuddling spots, how he presents his own pda (like hand holding/ hugging from behind type stuff infront of others), if he likes to kiss on the forehead or cheek, corny sappy stuff like that 🙏 and can you make some in the setting of being the girlfriend on set with him!

Also cringed as I wrote this so I apologize 😭

this idea was so good, it got bumped to the front of the post lineup 😋 hope you like it!

HEADCANNONS - Gabriel Howell x girlfriend reader

Rating: Fluff 😚

- If Gabriel has to go to an early morning film shoot, he always kisses your forehead before slipping out of bed, making sure he doesn’t wake you up. He knows you’d wake up early just to be with him, but he always wants you to get your beauty sleep before you join him on set (because you’re both working on the same movie)

- He takes you out for little “dates” after shooting finishes. You’ll usually go out to the corner store, because shooting finishes after all the fancy restaurants close. But when both of you have the day off, he’ll plan a real date. He plans an entire day out with a fancy dinner to finish it off.

- He loves to play with your hair. He’ll learn to braid it, and then he’ll go so far as to learn multiple hair styles so that you don’t have to do your hair yourself when you’re getting ready to go out.

- He’ll sometimes just stare at you when you’re not looking, and think about how lucky he is to have such a beautiful girlfriend.

- He loves to hug you from behind, nuzzling his face in between your neck and your shoulder. He’ll plant gentle kisses along your neck and jawline when he does this.

- He’ll come home from work, eager to tell you every little detail about his day. You’ll spend the next hour cuddled up on the couch with the TV playing, busy looking up at him as he tells you about his day. He’ll usually massage your feet while he talks too.

- He loves the smell of your hair and the shampoo you use, so sometimes at night he’ll lay extra close to you just to breathe it in.

- He’ll sneak up behind you and try to spook you, which makes you jump just enough for him to catch you in his arms and hold you while he laughs.

- He’s literally one of the funniest people you know. You can remember multiple times where he’s made you laugh at inconvenient times and you’ve had to hold it in with all your strength.

- He hates leaving you behind to film abroad, so he will make sure to either bring you with him, or call you every chance he gets just to hear your voice. He doesn’t care if he has to wake up at 4am just to call you when it’s a good time for you, he’ll do it.

- He will always bring you snacks from the movie set. The donuts on set are your favourite. Scrumptious

(pardon me while i break the 4th wall, but I’m being so fr about those donuts, i had some back when i did acting and omg they’re so good)

- He gives the BEST back massages. I mean, have you seen his traps & shoulders? The man has some serious arm strength.

- He asked you to move in with him after being together for a few months, and since then he’s really learned how to decorate his apartment. But his favourite thing in the apartment is his collection of books that he likes to read by the fireplace. He’ll always ask you to join him while he reads, and he’ll make a nice cup of tea for the both of you.

- He spoils you rotten. He’ll take you out the the mall and just buy you things that you show interest in. You’ve had to be more careful with how many things you say you “love” while you’re out shopping, because he’ll just keep buying you things.

- He makes the best coffee in the mornings, and he’ll bring it to you in bed if he doesn’t have to work that day. He makes it exactly how you like it, every single time without fail.

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AN: Sorry this was so short 😅 i will definitely be doing more in the future but i hope you enjoyed!

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BUSS !!

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You have 15 minutes

Desc: You always supported your boyfriend Gabriel in whatever he did, even if that was doing a random art project, trying something new in bed, or starring in a movie about dragons.. You love him nonetheless.

This is requested ! (I assume y/n isn’t in the movie.. Since Gabriel had to go by himself to rehearsals..) THIS IS FREAKYYY !! Gabriel is munching you DOWN !! he cries.. There is P in V action. Plus, he’s shorter than you !! (If anyone hates short men, you are NOT welcome on my page.)

Every time Gabriel came home from his long and tiring rehearsals, he ate the dinner you cooked and went to bed in your shared apartment (You can’t tell me he wouldn’t have a spacious, vibey apartment) and was knocked out until he had to leave the house again to go back to rehearsals. You can’t lie and say you weren’t upset at how long Gabriel spends away from you; he spends almost every weekday at the studio, and even though he has weekends off, he’s so worn out from the week's worth of work. You always let him rest, never bother him unless he goes out of his way to get your attention. 

You were cooking dinner for you and Gabriel, just classic pasta with some sides, when you heard the door open and close lightly. It was Gabriel. He walked in, put his stuff on the floor next to the walkway, and made his way to you. You were stirring the pasta whilst putting spices in when you felt hands on your waist pulling you into a hug. Gabriel hugged your waist like you were gonna fly away with the wind, and he sighed heavily, letting his body rest into you. You let him have these moments because you know he needs a break.

You finish the pasta and turn the stove off, then turn around, giving Gabriel an actual hug, wrapping your arms around his neck. He breathes you in, letting your smell bring him back to earth. You kiss his forehead before letting him go. “I’m hungry,” he says in almost a whiny voice. “Well, I just finished dinner-” he shakes his head “not for food,” he whispers breathlessly. Your eyes widen, and you smirk, “Do you think you deserve it?” you ask teasingly. Gabriel almost whimpers at your words and nods his head. You shake your head with a disappointed look, “I need words, baby. Tell me what you want~” Gabriel sinks to his knees and starts rubbing your thighs.

“You- I want you soo bad,” He whines pathetically, threading his fingers at the bottom of your shorts. You put your hand in his hair, nails scratching his scalp in all the right ways, you ponder for a second, “Is that all you got?” you ask condescendingly, knowing he could do better than that. Gabriel shakes his head, shuffling on his knees closer to you. “Please, pleasee let me make you feel good! God!  It’s all I’ve wanted to do for days!” Gabriel whines, you unthread your fingers out of his hair, then he starts kissing up your thighs, pushing up your shirt, kissing your hips up to your neck.

He’s standing up now, attempting to drag you to the couch. You comply and let him drag you. When you finally get to the couch, he throws the pillows to the side, you’re sitting on the edge of the couch, and he’s on the floor on his knees. He’s frantically trying to pull your shorts off, but he’s struggling; it looks like he’s... crying? You stop his movements. “Baby, are you ok?” he huffs in defeat. “I-I just can’t get..” He couldn’t even finish his sentence before throwing his head back in defeat, fighting back tears. You chuckle, leaning forward, putting a hand on his cheek, “sweetheart, I think you’re a little overwhelmed. Maybe we should pick this up another d-” before you could finish, he snapped his head back to look at you, and he was most definitely crying. “No! I mean.. I can’t wait any longer, please!”

God, he looks pathetic.

You sigh, “Ok.. do you need help?” he nods his head, you slide out of your shorts in one swift motion, Gabriel watches with his mouth watering, you keep your underwear on wanting to tease him some more.. but Gabriel didn’t come to play.. The moment you leaned back and spread your legs, Gabriel practically ripped your underwear off with his teeth. Your panties were ripped in two, but that was the least of your problems.

Gabriel whined when he saw your bare cunt, like, disgustingly pathetic whine, he’s drooling on the couch looking at you. He reaches a hand up to touch it, but he hesitates, you’re just so perfect in his eyes, he doesn’t want to taint you with his touch. He leans in, pressing a gentle kiss to your inner thigh, then he bites the same spot he kissed. You yelp, and he giggles. Normally, you would’ve teased him for it, but you didn’t have the time nor energy to do so.

 You see, Gabriel's pupils blow wide and drool drips down his chin, you would be lying if seeing him like this didn’t make you wetter.. Before you know it Gabriel’s lapping at your cunt like he hasn’t ate anything in days, the sensations were all to much way to fast and you instinctively move your hips away from his mouth. He whimpers following your cunt with his mouth. He wraps his arms around your thighs and puts a hand on your pelvis to keep you from moving.

Your eyes roll to the back of your head, and you moan shakily. You stick your hand in Gabriel’s hair, tugging on it. Gabriel grinds himself on the edge of the couch and groans into you, the lack of friction is making him more needy, he puts his face deep into your cunt needing more. He grips your thighs, spreading them as much as he can. You felt that coil in your belly approach, and he knew, he sucked on your clit and you felt that same coil snap.

Gabriel eats you through your orgasm, and still doesn’t stop when you come down from your high. You moan loudly, pushing his head away, and that only fuels him more. He moves one of his hands away from your thighs and slides it up your shirt grabbing one of your boobs with a light squeeze. He pulls his head back for a second, and you think he’s done.. Nah.. he spits on your cunt and dives back in.

*After 1-2 hours* 

You’re still on the couch, sweaty, overstimulated, wet, and tired. But Gabriel still wasn't done ! He was still between your legs, and you just couldn’t take it anymore; you gripped his hair and forcibly pulled him away, closing your legs. You take a good look at the man who was eating you out for almost 2 hours, and god, does he look messy.. His mouth and around his lips were wet, his hair was dishevelled, his eyes were low, and he was crying again. “B-but I wasn’t done y-yet!” he says through sniffles, trying to pry your legs open again. “No, sweetheart. You’re done for the night,” you say while putting your shorts back on. “Plus, you haven’t even eaten your actual dinner.” You lean down and kiss his forehead, you walk to the kitchen, putting the food in the fridge since it’s already cold. You turn the TV off and head to your shared bedroom. 

Gabriel follows close behind, grabbing onto the back of your shirt, making sure you don’t get too far ahead. You both get ready for bed. Normally, after you and Gabriel did anything sexual, you would shower together, but not tonight, it’s already 11:28, and he’s severely overwhelmed.. Judging by him crying over little things.. You crawl into bed, and Gabriel follows after. He immediately wraps his arms around your waist and puts his head in your chest. You kiss him goodnight, “I love you,” and turn around so your back is facing him. He sniffles and turns around to.

When your 5:30 alarm goes off, you turn it off with a sigh, and you're still tired. But you wake up every morning at 5:30, you make your coffee and breakfast, watch the news or a random show, and wait for Gabriel to wake up. But this morning was not going to go as planned. When you try to get up, you can’t. You look down at your chest and see Gabriel lying on your chest, his arms wrapped around your torso, and his right leg tangled between your legs. You play with his hair for a little bit before prying him off you, “Noo, please not now..” you hear Gabriel whisper.

“I’m sorry, baby, but this is my everyday routine.. If you would like, you can join me..?” You say trying to compromise. He huffs and lets you get up once you’re finally up, and he gets up also, following you to the bathroom. You and Gabriel brush your teeth in silence. He was noticeably upset, but you didn’t dwell on it for long. When you both finished, you headed to the kitchen, Gabriel close behind. You made yourself and Gabriel coffee and a light breakfast. He ate it quickly but didn’t touch his coffee.

You sip on your coffee, not touching your breakfast since you weren’t that hungry (no, she’s not starving herself). Gabriel still looks upset, so you reach out and hold his hand, and he shudders at the contact but refuses to look up from his plate, “Gabriel” you say trying to get his attention but he still doesn’t look at you “Gabriel” you try again, but too no avail “Gabriel.” You say sternly, Gabriel snaps his head up, looking guilty. “What’s wrong?” you mutter. Gabriel shakes his head, “nothing.” you roll your eyes “Don’t bull shit me, what’s up” Gabriel sighs, “It’s just.. We haven’t touched each other for so long since I’ve been rehearsing for this movie.. It just makes me think and ache.. and makes me need you more than I already do..” 

Your eyes widen at his words, he takes his hand out of yours and puts it in his lap before standing up to walk away. “Forget it- mentioning this was a mistake.” You set your cup down and walk over to him, “It’s not a mistake you mentioned this to me, it’s good we’re communicating.  You think I don’t miss you when you’re gone? You don’t think I’m upset when I have to work late and can’t see you at all?” you say to him, cupping his face in your right hand. 

He looks at you with a light pout on his face. You kiss his forehead, “Next time you feel like this, talk to me, I’m not gonna be upset or annoyed if you wanna communicate.” you say with a smile. Gabriel smiles shyly and grabs your hand, and kisses it before kissing you passionately. You reciprocate the kiss, pulling him in closer by the collar of his nightshirt. He whimpers into the kiss, and that causes you to back up. “You have to leave in 20 minutes, no need to start something you won’t have enough time to finish,” you say smugly, which causes Gabriel to frown. “I can be a little late- no one would notice,” you give him a not-so-convinced look.

He grabs your hands and intertwines his fingers with yours, “Please! We never got to finish from last night..” He’s practically pleading now. You think for a second before letting out a deep breath, “Fine. You have 15 minutes.” You see his pupils get bigger, and he drags you to your bedroom, he kisses you again, this time taking the “lead”. As you’re making out, he’s trying to take your shirt off, but you can tell he’s getting upset, you put a hand on his chest pushing him away. You take your shirt off in one swift motion, throwing it somewhere in the room. You unclasp your bra also, Gabriel can’t help but stare at your bare chest with drool pooling in his mouth.

You laugh before pushing him onto the bed, and his back hits the soft sheets. You straddle his hips, grinding on him, the tiniest but earning a moan from the sweet man below you. Gabriel slides his hand up your sides slowly leading to your unaccompanied boobs, he grips them lightly. You smile at his awestruck face, then you seductively graze your hands down his chest to his pelvis to his clothes dick, he bucks his hips at the contact, you slowly undo his belt setting it down on the floor, you take your time unbuttoning his pants and unzipping them.

You finally free his aching dick from his boxers before looking the the alarm clock next your bed, “10 minutes..” you mutter to yourself, you didn’t have enough time to tease him, so, you spit on your hand and pump him 3-4 times “lubing” him up. You slide your shorts to the side, and in one motion, he’s inside of you, filling you up. Gabriel throws his head back, and you smirk at his reaction, moving your hips up and down. He whines instinctively, gripping your hips. 

Gabriel was never quick to cum.. but in this situation it seemed like he was a virgin.. Before you know it, he’s WHINING under you, “please please please please! Oh God! Please d-don’t stop! I’m so close!” He mewls. Who are you to deny your sweet boy his closure? You keep your same pace, and he unravels completely, cumming inside you, you don’t mind since you’re on birth control. He’s panting, head thrown back, hair still messy, you smirk at your work and get off of him, finding the shirt you threw and putting it back on.

You wipe the sweat off his forehead, kissing his cheek, “Have fun?” he nods his head with a stupid smile on his face. “Good, I’m glad.. but.. now you’re late.”

MWAHHAHA!! I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing this!

[remii-24k]

Bright idea:

snotlout x fem!reader everyone thinks he’s a top with how cocky he is but he’s actually such a bottom but won’t admit it so reader teases the ever living shit out of him till he basically drops to his knees and begs for it

BUSS !!

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Hİİİ I LOVED YOUR WRİTİNGS AND İ HAVE AN İDEA! well, you can use it if you wanted to 😅😅

A-legent-female-reader and Snotlout? Like the reader is from a another decent (like i dunno Spain? Turkey?) and they are a fierce warrior, but inside they are soft and caring

Hell yeah.. I fw this heavily !!