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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@remiissus
i am so behind. but i can’t dig that far in my activity so if i owe u something please message me (:
❛ No forgiveness in saving little girls’ lives? I’m doing twice the work of the average sinner. ❜
the one where chandler bing needs to chill out | ask meme
“no you didn’t get me! it’s an electric drill. if you get me, you kill me!”
‘donald duck never wore pants, but when he got out the shower he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, what’s that about??”
“they ate my last stick of um, so i killed them. do you think that was wrong?”
“wow i’m a duck i go quack quack i’m happy all the time!”
“so i can’t fire joseph, but i can sleep with his wife.”
“it’s not me, it’s my character!”
“he seduces his coworkers wives for sport and then laughs about it at the watercooler the next day.”
“no freakshow, she’s fictional!”
“TIME FOR BAYWATCH.”
“we can just stay in and cook for ourselves? *maniacal laughter*”
“take off your shirt!”
“you know those big streetsigns that say merge? i was thinking we could get one to hang over my bed. MERGE!”
“neat! i’m gonna die alone!”
“if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”
“it’s 6:30 in the morning, we’re not working out. it’s over.”
“so, it looks like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?”
“yeah don’t worry about me, i’m fine. FUNG HA!”
“if i helped we could FIND THE FASTER.”
“her ankle is what you’re watching??”
“just doing her job.”
“will you marry me? will you… marry me? hey. you marry me.”
“no you can’t have my jacket, then i’ll be cold. you thought you were gonna be cold you shoulda brought your own jacket.”
“HEY! i don’t know why i did that.”
“i was making a coconut phone with the professor.”
“my girlfriend is out there thinking things over, YOU MADE ME GIRLFRIEND THINK!”
“yes, we know there are magazines with pictures of naked women in them.”
“i think it’s great you work here, you’re gonna make a lot of money and here’s your first tip: don’t eat yellow snow.”
“being with her has been like being on a vacation..?”
what may be perceived as high maintenance, is merely attention to detail. and… generosity of spirit.”
“have you figured out what started the fire, mr fireman?”
“hold the phone, you’re not elizabeth’s dad?”
“boy did we make friends with the wrong sister.”
“i don’t think you should say that even when you are healthy.”
“come on now ya big faker!”
“yes honey, i made it myself.”
“nice camouflage, for a minute there i didn’t see you.”
“i’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.”
“i’ve just realised i can sleep with my eyes open.”
“look i took a test and it turns out i do put my career before men.”
“i am not BLAH, i am a HOOT.”
“someone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK!”
“DEAR GOD THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK!”
“all right, rock paper scissors for who has to tell her to leave.”
“sometimes i hold stuff like this and pretend i’m a giant.”
“i’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, i rarely get to practise my meals before i eat.”
“oh that makes me feel warm in my hollow tin chest.”
“i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”
“hi! i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.”
“why yes, pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.”
“can you lose your virginity again? i feel like mine’s growing back.”
“until i was 25 i thought the only response to i love you was oh crap!”
“we swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. sounds good?”
“you know, i don’t think i care.”
“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”
"THINGS ARE ROUGH ALL OVER.“
book & movie fluent penned by bee
my mom and my brothers are coming to visit me today so i probably wont be on the rest of the weekend. also im super sick so that’s fun too
update: currently still too sick to really get on. but will try to get some replies done
@remiissus
❛ tick tock, goes the clock. ❜ he catches his bottom lip between his teeth, watching them with bored, brown eyes. a loud breath leaves him, almost like a sigh, and he leans back on the couch.
❛ you ignorin’ me ? ❜ he sounds genuinely offended, even if he doesn’t really look like he’s that upset. ❛ because that’s, like, a shitty thing to do to someone. ❜
‘ oh sod off, mate ; i’ve chewed through twice your size in the glory days alone. -- haven’t you a mother to bother, or a band to start, y’know fulfilling your teenage prophecies ?? ‘
look up your character’s first name on Urban Dictionary and post the first result
‘ if my mother catches us ; i’ll be D E A D before i walk through the front door. ‘
@bigcoated
honest to god, the boy was certifiably MISERABLE. a walking ad for depression amongst teens. how ever could you BLAME the poor son of a bitch, practically flinching before contact. it’s the meds that keep him h a z e d, an attempt at pleasing his parents who could not come to believe or see their only son did. && so he lives on, decaying flesh and rotting faces adjoining him on the streets && mocking his every move. he’s fallen prey to nearly a pack of cigarettes a day ; if they thrived off smoke & fire, so would he. his hands tremble as he pulls the pack from his right jacket pocket. perhaps that is why he’d appear to be an easy target. though quick in the other’s attempt, it’s hardly quick enough. hands pull back the collar of the boy who had dared to steal from him. constantine expects no less than a hollowed face and razored teeth, but it disappointed to find nothing more than a boy about his own age. ‘ you’ve got to be FUCKING kidding me. make yourself a sign and wait outside a shop like a proper beggar. CHRIST ; give me my shit back && I don’t drag you to the nearest station. ’ a empty threat, but a threat regardless.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
‘SWEET AFFECTION’
sweet affection // not accepting
↳ @broken-somnium
3. a kiss on the cheek
he hides it well, masking pain with forced smiles. his weakened lungs cause him a hefty heave but john doesn’t care to stop his work. he thrusts the rosary over him before putting on a heavy coat. cue another smile and he bends down to kiss her lightly upon the cheek. ‘ be home soon, i promise. ‘
sweet affection
Send ‘sweet affection’ and I‘ll generate a number for a reaction by my muse to some affection from yours.
17. Handing over some flowers
john had never been one for grand gestures of affection. half of the time, he hated public displays of affection unless he was mildly tipsy enough. && yet here he comes, hands behind him as though hiding some huge secret. with one hand steady on the bouquet behind him, he knocks on her side of car, grinning eagerly as he reveals the flowers from behind him.
they’re pouring out, where everyone can see.
I SHALL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU