santa clarita diet sentence starters.
a collection of starters from the netflix original, santa clarita diet! feel free to change pronouns/names when necessary.
‘the less time spent at a crime scene, the better.’
‘did this guy have a family?’
‘there was never a moment i wasn’t scared of you.’
‘you’re just a small, sad man.’
‘maybe you only treated me so badly because someone else did the same thing to you.’
‘still, you can suck my dick.’
‘your shirt’s torn, what happened?’
‘honey, i need you to do something for me.’
‘the food wasn’t that great. stay away from the clams.’
‘you have chunks of people in your freezer.’
‘i can’t be here if the police come.’
‘don’t treat it like a placemat at chilli’s.’
‘do i miss the way things were? sometimes.’
‘i think, maybe i was the dead one.’
‘i got tazed. that’s cool.’
‘and so, unable to say ‘no’ to authority, the teenager stupidly went below the house.’
‘no, seriously, don’t pass out.’
‘my sense of humour can be a real jerk sometimes.’
‘you got an expensive habit, loverboy.’
‘did you follow me home?’
‘i love you, and we have each other. everything else, we can figure out.’
‘it’s my fault. all of it.’
‘really? no one’s gonna argue that?’
‘sometimes i do feel overwhelmed. everywhere.’
‘do you ever feel like your best isn’t enough?’
‘i never feel like i’m doing enough.’
‘finally, something wonderful is happening.’
‘i hope you don’t mind my calling.’
‘i’m as single as a hummingbird moth at the end of june. they mate at the beginning of june. i like science. and moths.’
‘channeling my bloodlust is key.’
‘he’s thinking… he’s thinking… he knows he screwed up…’
‘you are my beautiful wife.’
‘i wanna make my mark. i wanna shake shit up.’
‘by god, i’m gonna have an apple today.’
‘what am i gonna do with you?’
‘why don’t you make me, officer?’
‘you’re right, it’s too dangerous.’
‘if anyone investigates his disappearance, they could find it.’
‘i’m in a fucking bad mood.’
‘are you sure he lived alone?’
‘i keep thinking about what could’ve happened.’
‘do you wanna talk about it?’
‘i’m sorry. i should’ve been there.’
‘we kinda hit it off, and they’ve been texting me to hang out, so…’
‘we’re breaking and entering right now.’
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