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[trashbaggage]

POSSIBILITIES FOR IMMORTAL!JASKIER, PART THE SECOND (part 1)

his parents are actual gods and they literally grounded him and cut him off for shenanigans; it did not go how they expected, they thought he’d come whining back, not find himself a sexy little meal ticket

his parents are regular humans, but they had trouble conceiving; they find a djinn and make a wish for a healthy baby that will outlive his loved ones; everyone he has truly loved died in freak accidents, and he told himself he’d just stop loving people, but now he’s got his little found family to worry about oh god

clones? sure, fuck it, something with clones

he somehow got accidentally bonded to yen and became her familiar after the bottled appetites debacle, it takes them awhile to figure that one out

yennefer keeps complaining to tissaia about a certain bard, so tiss slips him a little something something so he sticks around and keeps yen humble

gets his power from breaking hearts and the only way to kill him is to break his :(

he’s constantly surrounded by these other banging long-lifers, his body takes one look at this gucci cullen family and just forgets he’s not Like That too

everyone knows about witcher schools, but there is a very secret place called xavier’s school for gifted bards; jask went through the trial of band camp and got some sweet mutations of his own

he uses the same moisturizer as sharon stone’s character in that awful 2004 catwoman movie that reverses the affects of aging; maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s beau-line

apparently, witcher semen has some.....unforeseen side effects with extensive and repeated use 😏

he’s actually a mage’s escaped experiment, well, i say mage, but victor never even finished his doctor mage training, he was a dropout with a god complex ugh

jask took one look at thicc thighs heart of tarnished gold and pretty eyes determination of forged steel and went, huh, how long do they live again? like, forever? cool cool cool. and then told melitele of his plight, who was like ‘oh yeah, sure sure, i get it’, and they made a deal: he gets a longer life if he spreads her name across the continent - she didn’t think it would be in the form of a curse, but he technically fulfilled his end of the bargain, melitele’s tits he’s crafty

died once, didn’t like it, decided not to do that again

this is jaskiers fantasy world we’re all just living in it (medieval matrix)

somehow acquired a cult following whose worship of him and his talents elevated him to god-like status

literal ray of sunshine - he’s old but still bright and hot like burning and if you look directly at him for an extended period of time your eyes start to hurt

struck by lightning in his mid-twenties and stopped aging

he’s a crossroads demon that tried to get geralt to make a deal, but geralt just thought he was a thirsty tagalong (which is not entirely incorrect) and jaskier is in too deep now, it’s a matter of pride and also feelings, yes he has everything under control please don’t send management up to check

time traveler that was booted from the flow of time for time crimes

roach is actually a magical being and jaskier became a favorite after all the treats and songs of her glory; one day while he’s braiding her mane, a silver apple appears on her saddle and he just. fuckin eats it, no questions. he’s been feeling great ever since

too much swag for the bodybag

he was a lute before a bored fae turned him into a Real Boy; whenever he lies you can hear the faint twang of lute strings - he’s gotten very good at speaking the truth at an angle

geralt says he’s not allowed to die

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles | Rome, February 26, 2023 [x]  

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles out and about in Los Angeles, 2024 (x)

[deanwinchesterwebsite]

maybe I'm projecting but like. John being *too* emotionally open is part of parentification too. putting your grown-up worries on a kid and expecting them to deal with it like a peer instead of like a child, one who is constantly looking for your approval and whose sense of safety (or danger) rests on the image you project for them... I'm not saying it's bad that John cries and is obviously in pain, or that he should instead be stoic like he tries to be too, but showing those depths of despair to your child is not how you should be treating a 6 year old. and yet......

[ilarual]

#yessss exactly #like sure it's healthy to express emotions and stuff but like. dean was already being the main emotional support for a parent even Before #with comforting mary. being exposed to all their messiness. feeling like he needed to be the one to tell a parent he loves them #and everything will be okay #and then with john it's worse bc dean is being given all these adult responsibilities from a young age #being expected to shoulder all that. take care of his brother. AND comfort john #it leaves little room for dean himself to have his own feelings or process his own emotions #and we know canonically for much of their childhood and even in s1 dean was the peacemaker #between two family members with BIG emotions #john and sam were allowed to fill up the room with their emotions. cry. get angry. #but dean never really could #he always kept his head down. put himself between the two of them. made sure everyone else was ok #and if you take the john's journal stuff into consideration there are plenty of entries that depict dean as just #quietly going along with stuff. not complaining or making a fuss while sam does the opposite#and john interprets dean's behavior as him being on the same page as john but really it's just dean not expressing his true feelings #because there's just no room for it

hi @angelsdean did you know I am kissing these tags gently on their little hashtag foreheads and framing them in my house?

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[malcontentonline]

[flipchers]

[angel-fruitcake]

they get it

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[redwing]

he’s trying his best

[bonesbuckleup]

any atla headcanons to share?

My dude, I always have headcanons to share. Worth saying these are mostly post-show, and I haven’t read the comics or watched much of Korra so I assume there’s contradictory stuff here. So it goes.

Zuko loves kids, but he’s also petrified of them. Whenever he’s doing Fire Lord hosting things and there are kids present, he spends the whole time trying to figure out how to approach them without scaring them. Luckily, kids also love Zuko? Because he talks to them like they’re small adults (because all the children Zuko knew when he was a child literally were small adults) and they love that shit. Most events end with the Fire Lord surrounded by the kids, silently nodding and listening while they talk and talk and talk, because he’s worried if he says anything they’re gonna get scared and run off.

Sokka hates the Northern Water Tribe. Not the individual people, but the place/entity as a concept. He doesn’t realize it until later, probably after the war, but he does. He hates them. They closed themselves off from the world and decided they were okay with sacrificing the Southern Tribe for their own preservation. More than that, though, they bring up Yue every time they talk to him. It gets to the point where he will literally leave town if he hears there are dignitaries from the north around. Meanwhile, the Northern Tribe fuckin’ loves Sokka. He’s functionally a folk hero to them, and they spend a lot of time trying to get him to come back to the North Pole. As Sokka’s actively avoiding them, this has resulted in a globally scaled, very problematic game of hide-and-seek.

The north is less into Katara as a general rule. Even though Pakku came around on training women to fight with their bending, the rest of the tribe changes much more slowly. This gets better as time goes on, but the north tolerates Katara more than it embraces her due to her insistence they change their ways (yet another reason Sokka has decided he hates them). As a result, there’s a huge pilgrimage of lady benders who end up moving south. The waterbenders who rebuild the southern settlement are made up of at least 80% women. All southern waterbenders are taught to fight and heal in equal measure, regardless of gender.

As a younger man, Piandao was atla’s Batman. The White Lotus found him because he was vigilanteing it up all over the world before settling down in his mansion to systematically adopt a bunch of young fighters with confidence problems and authority issues.

The cabbage man was a Fire Nation spy. No, I will not be taking questions on this, thanks.

As part of building inter-nation unity, Zuko encourages the Ember Island Players to perform work from the Earth Kingdom or Water Tribe. This ends with Toph bankrolling a play about her life. Yes, the same actor from the episode plays her. Yes, she publicly endorses the myth that she sees through echo-location. Yes, she’s in the front row every night.

Roku and Sozin were literally the gayest. This isn’t even a headcanon. This is just, like, a fact. But. While Aang knows Zuko knows that Aang is technically his grandfather, Aang doesn’t know if Zuko knows that Aang is technically his grandfather who was in an open relationship with Zuko’s grandmother and Zuko's other grandfather and other grandmother. Aang can’t stop thinking about how to find out if Zuko knows. It haunts him. He wakes in the night and tries to figure out a way to ask Zuko or tell him without making it weird but there’s! not! any! way! to! casually! bring! that! up!

[not-supernatural]

idiot

[thesingingbullfrog]

Scarlet Tanager

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chrisschmelke: @radiocomusic A U S T I N @leica_camera #leicanoctilux Amazing show.. thanks for all the love.. ❤️ (x and x)

[sagegarnish]

JACKLES SEXY SILENCE

(that poor poor man)

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[justjensenanddean]

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(DrNataria)

Jensen Ackles | Radio Company Live Concert | Austin, August 20, 2024

[stonelions]

what if cas had been human longer and actually stayed in the bunker, though. things like this could've happened:

"he's a weird, dorky, little guy" how little dean. tell us. (aka dean needs that extra inch of height or his worldview shatters like a stepped-on corn chip)

[stonelions]

i'm so glad we all agree that dean is unwell [affectionate] <3