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A blog created by a modern au Remus Sanders as he works, loves and causes as many issues as he possibly can. (Asks are open!)

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Boo! started a tumblr blog bc its the only social my idiot brother isnt salivating over!!!! comment to your hearts content and i mayhaps reply >:)

Hello!! This is Ulysses ! I'm creating this blog as a small passion project so i can get better at drawing more natural and organic poses! This may turn into a slice of life intrulogical blog. So just be warned lol!! Please do not get TOO freaky in the asks but I understand this is a Remus blog so theres gonna be a degree. Other rp accounts are free to interact as well! This blog updates when I please! so dont expect updated often im doing it for fun :D

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YOU. are GAY. You're A GAY WEIRDO!!!!!!!! GAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAYGAY WEIRDDDD GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Damn right I am

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remus...... totally weird and random question but...... what scents do you enjoy the most........

I quite like petrol and body odor. I hang around Logan after the gym or come with to smell him. Theres just smth about it?????

also YOU!!! YOU!!!! Guys your messages about my beefcake roommate arent anon. I can see ALL uour shit

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So you and Logan just have the type of relationship where he hangs out shirtless around you then?

Raise of hands whos complaining.

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hiiiiiiii! I love you so much Remus! You’re my favorite! What do you think about tentacles/tendrils? (In general, doesn’t have to be sexual…unless????)

may I call you squid boy?

You may! I am a big fan of tendrils and tentacles. my first ever crush was literally cthulhu. I have a WIDE spread of cephalopod adjacent toys that APPARENTLY are against tumblr tos. so. i cant show them </3

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Ignore how fucking blurry this is he does NOT like me taking photos so i had to do it quick hehe someone tell this freak smoking kills!! hes always on my ass for drinking redbull 6 times a day someone kill him NOW!!!!

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Heyyy is your roommate single 👁️👁️

Is this proof enough people plz flirt with me instead I promise I have the same freakish autistic allure that Logan has

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are you single ?

yes.

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Wait why is Logan in debt to you?

What did you do, get him his favourite book?? XD

Im drunk enough to not feel stupid about talking about this or whatever and it doesnt matter bc Lo doesnt care and he wont ever check tumblr anyway bc he has the internet skills of a blind armless lizard. we met in uni so like 5 years ago now (jesus). his parents were like,, freakish. like timed him when he went outside and had full trackers on him and on his phone so they could see where he was going. THAT freaky. They were die hard religious and were setting him up for some arranged shit that was just. ew we met in the library bc i was homeless and it had free wifi and i could sleep. He started randomly sitting opposite me and hiding me sleeping with his bag/coats so i wouldnt get kicked out. and we just started chatting. his fucking family found out he had a friend who was outside the church and moved house. I (very heroically) (and sexily) convinced him to travel with me to Janus to live and i snuck his ass out. we'd literally only known eachother for like 3 years and we spent 7 days traveling and being stupid together. so yeah he thinks hes in debt to me

that pic is OLD as fuck now and its from snapchat so, baby logan. ive told him literally a MILLION times hes not in debt and we're chill but. i guess i get free holidays out of it. so

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is your roommate gay and can i kiss him please

Imagine your me. on holiday. with your bestfriend and then ONE HUNDERED PERVERTS IN MY INBOX!!!! GUYS!!!! LOOK AT THISSS

WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO. HOW ARE YOU. chat.

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REMUS!!! are you single and are we into girls or guys or anything else!!! 😋😋

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GAF ABOUT ME!!!! No selfie for this im naked in a bath getting fucked on wine for the 4th night in a row. Men mostly but tbh whoever is nearby and is kinda mean to me. I had an old professor in highschool who i had a HUGEE thing for bc she would like,, lean on my desk and tell me im failing and it really did something like god, she had like little rectangle glasses she'd press into her face when she'd correct me good lord. Im a little gender freaky as well so maby someone who is also a little transgender?? God have you ever smelt a transman god i literally turn into a dog and start following him around like im in HEATTT.

Now im thinking of it like,, a man who'd ignore me while he read a book while im like,, panting and whining and beggging like god. im fucked up i know its all i need tho

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WELCOME BACKKKK

How have things been going since your last post??

I am on holiday. You HAVE to be jealous. Logan is on work thing in spain and he took my ass with him!!!!!

Isn't it crazy im this hot and lucky and my bed remains cold everynighttt. Its also a mini celebration bc i sold 50 of my book soooo Thank you guys for buyin Touch!! you support my need to be pampered, Logans need to pamper me and my (CURRENTLY) 47 piece dildo collection. Ill do a photo dump later in the week idk its been rlly fun

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Who’s your roommate? What are they like? How do they manage to deal with your rampant horny-ness??

this is actually a good one that he got a LOT of questions on., i asked Logan and he said 'Remus's sexual interest or study doesn't impact my life in any major way and is usually a interesting topic of conversation' and then he said something about me spending rent on a collectors edition multi vibration 12 inch dinosaur ovipositor dildo which???? feels homophobic???? so

the words eepiest solider. as for living with him? really fun. its super domestic and chill and rlly cool after ive had a busy day to come home to the most basic man alive. hes good to talk about book or general ideas to bc he absorbs it and gives back balanced critique and praise without bias which is SICK. he takes care of 80% of the chores and has a stable income while i explore my hobbies bc hes in 'debt' to me lol. sentimental idiot. i get friendship cuteness agression when i see him.

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hi Remus! i love your blog and have mad respect for you snacking on a giant ass burrito. curiosity got the best of me and ive gotta ask, who’s your roommate? what’s their name? do the two of you get along?

You guys have been BEGGING to see my roommate. we have been friends for like, 4 years now. he was unsure about this blog so im usuing my fav pic of him. this is logan. he is real.

we get along SUPER well bc hes not social at all and basically a hermit who cooks and cleans for me. in return i give him friendship and take him outside like a dog. he has no social media like a FREAK and we met at uni. now you can stop BEGGING. here he is! my fav basic white man!

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Hi and hello! Remus my favourite being out there in the multiverse, what's your dream future? Maybe a dream job, maybe a general goal?? Anything you feel like sharing with us about what your plans are :D

dead by 35.

or missing and or starting a cult or something fun like that!!! serious tho i really do enjoy being a scare actor bc i just get to yell at kids and make men cry. Jan is telling me to be real bc he has the mental strength of a wet tissue. i like writing erotica and published 'touch' which is about an aroace librarian summoning a succubi and its all soft and bout exploring sexuality or whatever. i want to write more like it even if they just become more coasters in my flat. I also want to increase my sex toy collection. im at like 34 rn and thats ROOKIE numbers

or getitng back in contact with my brother but hes too stubborn lol

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guyyss bff is visting. also yes lol i got inside my roomate got home!! jan is visiting bc he has no other friends and loves me oh so so much :3 plz ask questions bc if not hes just gonna interrigate me about my roommate and talk about greek mythology again

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hello remus. excellent to see you on this hellsite. seems perfect for you. my question is, what do you do for work?

it IS perfect for me! seeing all of you salivate over okay looking men and shit posting about your inner thoughts make me feel,, so at home, sigh so many have asked now! i must reveal! i am a scare actor, it is the PERFECT job for me i adore it so much!!! i dont have a lot of pics bc im too busy scaring children but heres my most recent!

My roommate took this for me. yes. the same roommate who left me outside for 3 hours because i lost my key because he 'had work' fuckking loser.