brandy station

Eleasha, fond of werewolves and any boys who are honestly just trying to be good

[remuslupinsbutt-blog]

i'm sorry i KNOW the emoji reviews are OVER but i l o v e them

[hipnopolis]

a different approach to the emoji review meme

[gatoradeinthemorning]

me after finishing every episode of Deutschland 83: could use more alex

[remuslupinsbutt-blog]

it's been a while chemo fucking sucked. currently in love tho and that's nice. shocked i'm still getting notes on the oldest headcanon in the world. my hair is purple and too short.

[daisyqueer-deactivated20190604]

I am In Love with the emoji review meme

[kattimariias]

donut emoji review

delicious looking donut, with a nice sprinkle touch. 5/5

that saturated yellow doesn’t look good on that shade of brown. 1/5

thick borders look nice for once. 4/5

who only puts a few sprinkles on one half of the donut??? and that frosting doesn’t look right. 0/5

round, dark, and overall nice to look at. 5/5

is…is that it’s mouth? is it sticking out it’s tongue at me? 1/5 rude

smol donut, too pure for this world. 5/5

a more detailed version of microsoft’s. 4/5

a somewhat simpler version of the one above too. 4/5

not much to work with here, they all mostly look the same. 4/5

that shade of pink is way too bright, but otherwise 3/5

this is just sad

[living404error]

horse emoji review

solid horse. a lot of unnecessary gradients, though. 7/10

yes!!! good, chunky, bodacious boy. 10/10

not sure about the outline, but! not bad. 8/10

honestly i have no words. what the fuck, samsung. 0/10

very different and unique! a fancy, sophisticated horse. 9/10

very good! adorable, nice colors! look at him smile. 10/10

very strong and majestic. you did well, facebook. 10/10

why is the horse facing to the right? other than that, i guess i have no complaints. 7/10

very flat and boring. incredibly bland. did you even try? 1/10

gorgeous. maybe she’s barn with it, maybe it’s neighbelline. 10/10

this is the emoji equivalent of “graphic design is my passion”. -5/10

[nectarlne]

octopus emoji review

sweet bby octopus! very polite and loves making friends. the shading is a bit weird but overall 7/10

 flamboyant boy. just look at those tentacles. nice minimalistic style. he is happy to see you 9/10

this looks like weird fan art of the Google octopus. 3/10

he is staring straight into my soul. this looks like weird fan art of the above weird fan art. 2/10 did you even try

soft boy! he’s best friends with the Google octopus. 6/10 he looks like a weird pink human if you focus on every other tentacle

the sister of the Samsung octopus. she may only have 4 tentacles but she’s still very talented 8/10

this style is a breath of fresh air. she’s very shy but loves everyone. again, very smart and skilled even if she only has 4 tentacles. 10/10 what a sweetie

realistic boy! kind of quiet but every1 loves him. 9/10

overall nice emoji but this is probably someone’s fetish 5/10

he gets made fun of for his big forehead but the Apple octopus reassures him that it’s beautiful 10/10

v mischievous… looks innocent but will prob steal your snacks 9/10

s u c c 1/10

[doggo-wave]

FULL MOON FACE EMOJI REVIEW

This one provides a warm feeling of comfort and home. possibly is level 1 sex offender but is so sweet you can’t even tell. 4/5

reminds me too much of a Cornellá comic. 3/5

Very strong outlining takes away from the actual image. Face is very vague and unpleasing to look at. 2/5

this emoji is more than okay with cooking you into a cake and then eating it. 1/5

this one is cute and terrifying at the same time 3/5

very simplistic approch makes it hard to tell what the emoji even is. looks like the sun. 0/5

craters are concave, not convex. 1/5

this moon obviously is too important and petty to reflect sunlight. 2/5

looks like a depressed smiley fry 2/5

cheese? 1/5

warming and comforting. reminds me of cookies and happiness 4/5

YO BRUH TF IS THIS SHIT BRUH. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE. IT LOOKS LIKE THE ZELDA MOON BRUH. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING SHAKESPEARE WOULD PUT IN HIS PLAY. MOON ALSO OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTOUR -3/5

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[alexander]

[wotadeath]

Every time someone mentions cursed images, this is the first thing I think of

[mushysuggestion]

watch the stars with me

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

[wheresanegg-blog]

i love how in the emoji review posts emojidex is ALWAYS the worst one

[baticao-deactivated20180321]

i love the emoji review meme but some people are too harsh. The bears are adorable and don’t deserve to be talked to like that!!!!!!