decadent hag

FROGGYLAND AND FIRST LOVE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!!!!! riley, 28, they/them

[frostedmagnolias]

Ocean Blue Sequin Beaded Sheer Net-Tulle Mermaid Flapper Gown

1920s

Timeless Vixen

[bintro]

is anyone else their father’s female son

[nextlevelsmp3]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[cheaphalloweencostume]

like

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[hungry-skeleton]

Pinkie pie and toriel yuri child. Tinkie

[hungry-skeleton]

DON'T SHOW THE CHILD ANALOG HORROR

[gwyoi]

squidward probably only goes for DL guys because he hates himself and that’s why SpongeBob really irritates him because he’s openly gay and happy with life

[greelin]

as one does

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[kosmogrl]

I don’t want to do anything

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[headspace-hotel]

how does this even fucking happen

[astrobei]

i say this as someone who famously loves to complain but it really is hard to take someone seriously if they talk about the things they dislike noticeably more than the things they like 😭 like ok sure this Thing annoys you but apparently everything else also annoys you so who careeeeees, your annoyance means nothing to me anymore tbh