decadent hag

FROGGYLAND AND FIRST LOVE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!!!!! riley, 28, they/them

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[lamignonette]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[selkiese]

wawa

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

best update they've put out in years

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[magicalnursekomugi]

[itsbasil]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[hagiomoto]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[dogpuppy]

[konoko]