Remy McNally

Remy McNally, here. I don't mess around. Don't cross me.

[remy-mcnally]

Fucking idiot clown staff..

[pillpoppinmatt]

  I don’t think you’re insane, I think you’re smarter than most of them here.. I mean when was the last time they had to carry an overdosed body down to the infirmary? I get that they ‘save’ lives or well try to.. but security do a huge part in it too.. and if they got rid of the room then we wouldn’t have so many idiots wound up in the infirmary. 

[remy-mcnally]

squirrel fetish 

Thanks.. You're rather smart for being the squirrel Holden. I really didn't expect to like you more. All the gold stars for you! Exactly. They barely even save them, half the time, it's always the nurses doing the dirty work. Don't worry.. we save lives too.. we keep people safe.. we put our lives on the line to do it. We are important. 

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Well that’s great then, thank you. 

 Exactly, that’s what I would go with, get rid of them, not keep them stored somewhere. Well I wouldn’t call you crazy and I wouldn’t call this idea too logical, it’s actually kind of in a way perfect. They’d have no way of getting drugs or alcohol or weapons, meaning they wouldn’t be in here for so long which gets them out of our hair and also out of here. Not too logical at all. 

[remy-mcnally]

But, yet.. the doctors and therapists here look at me like I'm actually insane when I suggest said idea. But, I'm glad you agree. Maybe they just don't see it that way because we're the ones who have to hunt them down after they've broken in, you know?

[pillpoppinmatt]

  We’re working with mental patients.. some more than others. There’s probably a long large list of pros and cons, if you play your cards right you don’t always have to worry about them. 

 I know, I mean we’d almost have to clear out everything in the confiscation room in order for them to actually make progress. I don’t even wanna think of ways they get them in here. 

[remy-mcnally]

Sadly, you're right. There are plenty. But, I know you both will do well. You haven't shot anyone, you haven't stabbed anyone, and you haven't cried yet.. I'd consider you both a success story.

I don't even know why we have the confiscation room.. like why don't we just dispose of that shit outside of the asylum? I suppose I must be crazy, because this idea sounds too logical, right?

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Oh yeah, he’s got brains.. when it comes to well what he does, I guess. He knows the pros and the cons. 

 I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the patients did.. I’m sure they on something here. Yeah no, wouldn’t go that far. 

[remy-mcnally]

That's good to hear that I didn't hire a dud, then. What about you.. do you know the pros and cons?

It's almost physically impossible to get drugs away from these kids, it's unbelievable how they always manage to get them. 

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Yeah James.. He tends to go head first into problems and danger but I mean his intentions are good he just doesn’t quite think about his actions. 

 God, I’d be an idiot not too. Maybe the patient was on bath salts? Permission to scare them, thank the lord. 

[remy-mcnally]

Good intentions can get you shot.. or killed. You might want to pass along that message. Hopefully, he's a smarter than you give him credit for..

Dude, Kayla Malone. Probably has a stash of bath salts in her room, that little brat. Just.. don't kill them. 

[pillpoppinmatt]

  That makes two of us. Well, I only took the job to make sure James didn’t some something idiotic and end up getting himself killed, but as time went on it didn’t end up being as bad as everyone made it out to be. Exactly.

 My first week I got bit by a rabid animal patient.. thing. Other than that it’s been a walk in the park. 

[remy-mcnally]

Well, that was very sweet of you.. and what's interesting.. that's how I ended up here too. My sister, Marissa, she's a magnet for bad stuff.. so I came to keep an eye. Hopefully, your brother doesn't end up like my sister.

Oh, jeez..ew.. I hope you got a rabies shot. Once, I had to beat the crap out of my sister's fiance's sister.. daughter.. whoever.. I scared her into a tree.. So, you're allowed to scare them, just FYI. 

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Exactly, and most of them probably use the staff to get what they want. Since when is it acceptable to drink on any job?

 Well I’m the serious one if that counts, so we’ll call me me the sharp crayon. 

[remy-mcnally]

Amen, you're like.. reading my mind. But, you said you're beginning to like this place? What changed? It's not.. But, some people are unprofessional.

Serious works.. Alright, sharp crayon, it is. How have your first few weeks gone?

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Jesus Christ, I think he tried too hard to be someone the patients want to get along with and shit. He came to work intoxicated?.. What an idiot. 

 Well I don’t quite look like him, but whatever floats the boat. Oh no, only he would say that. Yeah, he’s not quite the sharpest crayon in the box. 

[remy-mcnally]

Yeah.. I mean, we're not here to be their best friends.. which a lot of staff here have a problem with, honestly. Yeah.. so no drinking on the job.

Alrighty, then. Are you the sharp crayon in the family? I'm really needing a sharp crayon on staff.. 

[fck-onlyoneshoe]

In the beginning everyone’s there, but people forget.

Amelia Shepherd, Private Practice (via fck-onlyoneshoe)

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Well he did admit to being stupid.. Just sayin’ You know what they say, if you can’t hang then there’s the door. 

 Yeah, Thor’s brother, that’s me. Yeah, squirrels, they’re just interesting things..  

[remy-mcnally]

He did? Well, look at you.. I like you already. I mean, the fucker came to work on his off day intoxicated, and then tried to lie about it and give me attitude when I told him to leave..

Do we call you Loki? He said you're a little more than.. interested. But, I've learned to not trust a man who can't change a doorknob in five minutes.

[pillpoppinmatt]

  Are you trying to tell me that meeting you could possibly change my opinion on this place? 

 Frankie. Frankie Holden. 

[remy-mcnally]

A lot of people tend to feel that way. I scared off the last intern we had.. Pussy couldn't hold up.

Ah, Thor's brother. He's told me a bit about you. Squirrels, eh?

[cleofinch]

[pillpoppinmatt]

I don’t even think this place is all that bad anymore.. 

[pillpoppinmatt]

[remy-mcnally]

We must not have met yet, then.. I'm Remy. Remy McNally. 

[marcus-dempsey]

LOVE MONEY PARTY!

[marcus-dempsey]

  Oh come on. You act like you can’t take a little joke. I’m not even really drunk! I have just been acting like an idiot. I wasn’t even harming anyone, was I? Was I a threat to anyone? No. I had no alcohol on me and I wasn’t even really drunk. Patients today walked around that were actually drunk. You can’t even really do that seeing as you don’t have a real reason at all.

[remy-mcnally]

If you've been drinking at all, you don't belong here, and you've already admitted to drinking. You can leave now, before I fire your ass. I just recently fired my sister, so don't think I won't fire an intern. You are drunk at work. You have been under the influence of alcohol at work, and that is reason enough. Leave now, or you're fired. Bye bye now.

[marcus-dempsey]

LOVE MONEY PARTY!

[marcus-dempsey]

  I am barely even drunk. Can you just calm down? I came here to visit my girlfriend. How about you just back off and worry about yourself and I will worry about myself. Okay? Okay.

[remy-mcnally]

You know what? You're off the schedule for a week. Keep being disrespectful and it'll be longer. Seeing as I create the schedule and practically run the security right now, this is something I worry about. You can leave now. 

[marcus-dempsey]

LOVE MONEY PARTY!

[marcus-dempsey]

  I’m not clocked in at all. I don’t work tomorrow either.

[remy-mcnally]

We don't come to our place of employment to get drunk or while drunk, then. Go take a nap, and come back the next time you're schedule. I'm not kidding, this is very unprofessional.