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James: would you rather give up blowjobs or cheese for the rest of your life?

Sirius: oh blowjobs all the way

James: i’m the same fucking way!

Sirius: yeah they hurt my jaw

James:

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Marauders and Piercings

Sirius: during one of his many emo phases he pierced his ears and has never gone back. has a septum but flips it up for his classes. has some real questionable jewelry. probably has a tongue piercing that remus finds very hot.

Remus: not a fan of piercings on himself (mostly because of his wolf-y problem and body modification) but let sirius pierce one of his ears. the only marauder that didn’t tear up while getting a piercing (which he holds over their heads)

James: thought pierced ears were girly so only one of his ears are pierced. likely got his nipples pierced as a joke (and cried while doing so) but ended up liking them and so did lily. got his eyebrow pierced because he thought he would look like a “badass quidditch player” 

Peter: the marauders dared him to get his belly button pierced so he did. they assumed he took it out but he secretly likes to put in really fancy jewelry. other then that he likes to keep his body “pure” so he didn’t get anything else pierced.

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sirius black has a septum piercing and flips it up when he goes to moony’s house cause he wants to impress his parents and doesn’t want them to think he’s a bad influence

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Remus: I have a really good memory. Name one time i forgot something.

Sirius: you forgot me at the gas station a few days ago..

Remus: that was on purpose, try again.

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Sirius: If I die, my funeral’s gonna be the biggest fuckin’ party and you’re all invited. Remus: If. James: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Things that make Remus Lupin Remus Lupin™

Brushes his teeth with fruity toothpaste

Is terrified of ladybugs

Hates the colour orange 

Allergic to pickles

Can do tongue twisters like a boss

Had a small lisp when he was younger

Opens bananas from the bottom

Or as he says “the proper way”

Really good at painting nails (Sirius always makes him paint his nails)

Doesn't have a gag reflex 

Had a turtleneck phase in 3rd year

Fucking hates raisins 

“Who the fuck decided to ruin cookies with raisins”

HAD AN EMO PHASE BEFORE SIRIUS

Bites ice cream (scares the fuck out of Peter)

Has movie marathons with Lily

Puts the top of his hair up into a little ponytail when he reads

Had a horoscope phase 

He has a journal that he carries around with him and he writes little notes and thoughts he has throughout the day

He has a heart locket necklace with a picture of him and Sirius 

He has a bottlecap collection (he even has rare ones that sell for a good amount of money)

A little scar on his neck that looks like a heart (Sirius likes to kiss it)

Fuzzy blanket hoarder

Enjoys pineapple on pizza

Always eats weird food combinations to scare the shit out of his friends

Has probably waxed his whole body 

Drools in his sleep

Can throw a frisbee like a fucking boss

Can and will deep throat a banana if you ask

Puts stickers in random places

Like to put the marauder's things in weird places to scare them

Can do a great Kermit impression 

Once write a sonnet about a piece of bacon that Peter stole from his plate

Can do the monkey bars like a PRO

Has never touched a cashew in his life

Uses those multi coloured ballpoint pens 

Prefers winter over summer

Can do a backflip

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Sirius: Please Remus, fuck I can feel it, I’m gonna die... Please God, help me... Please... 

Remus: Sirius, you're not going to overdose on half an Advil.

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Peter: what does “take out” mean?

Sirius: food

James: dating

Remus: murder

Lily: it can be all three if you’re bold enough

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Sirius: my mom told me when i was born, i was given a choice

Sirius: it is to have a big dick or a great memory

Remus: what did you pick?

Sirius: i don’t remember

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marauders and films

Sirius: LOVES old Disney movies (especially the animal ones). Can only watch animated films (the marauders call him a kid but remus doesn't mind cuddling up with him and watching cute films). cried watching the lion king. likes to eat snacks when watching movies. 

james: cannot pay attention to anything over 10 minutes long. has seen no movies except for die-hard. big die-hard fan. enjoys crashing remus’ and peters documentary marathons (it’s his hidden secret but once he watched a documentary and enjoyed himself). he must admit he is a slut for musicals.

Remus: enjoys classical black and white films. has documentary marathons with peter. HUGE movie critic. DC fan. the only marauder that knows how to work cassette tapes. likes old fantasy movies. focus more on the plot than anything else. bad habit of talking during the movie (yet hates it when others do it).

Peter: likes documentaries. probably has a kink for David Attenborough. Marvel fan. sits in weird positions when watching movies. can only watch movies if he’s comfortable (fuzzy blankets and pajamas is the way to go). can never remember the names of the actors. 

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“Our pain becomes their power” -Remus Lupin

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Birthday wishes

“Moony,”

“Moony wake up,”

“Mooooony,”

Remus' eyes fluttered open. “Pads? Is everything alright?” His voice was groggy with sleep. “Happy birthday my love,” Sirius whispered, his face very close to Remus’ and showing off a wide smile. “Are you kidding me?” Remus angrily whispered. “You woke me up at what” he shifts his head to look out the window, “At 12am just to say happy birthday?” 

Sirius’ smile only grew larger before speaking “Well, I had to be the first one to say it.” Remus rolled his eyes “Of course you did.” but a small smile started to make its way up his face. “You absolute wanker,” He whispered. “Love you too, Moony,” Sirius kissed his mouth softly before resting his head on his chest.

“Goodnight Sirius.”

“Goodnight my birthday boy.”

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Hi! I like your blog! I just started a writing blog of my own like today, and it's going to be fic and stuff I like, mainly Marauders related. Just wanted to say hi and that your blog is one of the ones that made me decide to do it! :-) I posted a short ficlet today and have a longer, super angsty one I'm not happy with yet.

Oh wow !! Thank you so much that’s means a lot! I’ll be sure to check your blog out :)

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Can you do a marauders and physical education or running or something like that

Does Hogwarts have physical education other than learning to fly on brooms?? Idk but I guess this will be written as a high school au.

MARAUDERS AND PHYSICAL EDUCATION

Sirius: very competitive in class. will and can fight you. enjoys track (he’ s quite good at long distance). likes to wear hot pink booty shorts during football games to annoy (fluster) moony. has the best fucking legs omg. very rough on the field. enjoys sports because it’s a great time to get his anger out.

James: obviously very athletic. football captain - probably got a football scholarship. really good at dance unit??? who knew?? sweats too much for it to be considered normal. SIX PACK. has probably broken his nose multiple times. the only one who brings water to football games (and ends up sharing with everyone).

Remus: despises gym. forges fake sick notes just to skip class. the stereotypical teenager that sits under the bleachers and gets high. (though it’s more like reads then gets high). he is sorta good at sprinting but doesn’t like to acknowledge it. every time he stretches something cracks. 

Peter: sucks at everything except swimming. it’s a hidden talent. always the last picked for teams. doesn't sweat?? like’s to hide out with remus under the bleachers. enjoys the yoga classes because ‘it stretches his butt muscles’. scared of dodgeball.