#yeet

[perrybearwaks]

[camashred]

I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE IT'S QUEER WRATH MONTH IF I DON'T GO TO A PRIDE PARADE THIS YEAR PEOPLE WILL BE YEETED AND YOTE AND THOROUGHLY YEET

[el-ffej]

YEET

[idiotixofficial]

STAY CALM, J̵̨̯͓̦́Ò̴̜̟̬̏͝Ȉ̴̠͇̗Ň̵̝ ̷͕̝̺̥̈T̴̩͚̻̼͌̉̇̇H̴͖͈͈̎͗̓͑È̴̤̻̰̾̂ ̸̛͜͠Ṃ̷̩̐̿Ā̷̦̼̱̃͝D̵̹͕̼͇̓̾̐̕N̵̺̯̬͚̈͑͠E̴̮̬͒̔̾S̶̙͂S̷̯͑̏!̵̛̩̪̏͛͌!̵̻̼͋!̸̦̰͇̍͛̚̕

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

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This is now a masterlist.

[shiftythrifting]