Pjo Memes

PJO always needs a Nico. I post self-made sorta incorrect memes. Mostly about Nico, Will, Solangelo, Leo, Percy, the seven, etc. *I don't own my pfp and avatar, disclaimer here. *

[remysolangelo-13]

Percy: Hey Nico! Look I'm wayyyy hotter than you!

Nico: If your hotter than me...

Nico: I'm cooler than you

Leo: BURNNNNNNN

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: Nico, is there something going on, because you're especially being nice to me today?

Nico: Why can't I?

Will:

Nico: You capitalised 'Happy Meals' when you were writing a list about things I like yesterday night while sleep-walking

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: Nico, did you spend like the rest of our remaining dollars left before we go broke on Happy Meals?!

Nico: I am always a depressed person, now let's speak about our financial woes

Will: ...That doesn't even make sense-

[remysolangelo-13]

Nico to Octavian: Short

Nico to Leo:... Short

Nico to Jason: Short

Nico to random monster: Short

Leo: You do know im taller than you

Nico: Liar. But I was talking about the span of time until you die *clicks tongue and does the slitting neck gesture*

Will: Sorry! He's not good at starting topics in friendly discussions

Leo: You think...

[remysolangelo-13]

Piper: I had this weird dream last night... About you two

Annabeth: Really? What was it about

Piper: ... Uh... Percy sitting down and holding a plate of blue cookies with and over exaggerating amount of blue-ish syrup while you were squrting whip cream into his mouth

Annabeth:

Percy: *quickly wipes a cookie crumb off his lips* Seriously weird dream...

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: Truth of Dare

Nico: Truth

Will: How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week

Nico: ... Dare

Will: Go to sleep

Nico: I don't like this game

[remysolangelo-13]

Annabeth: Percy what time is it

Percy: Leo. Trumpet.

Leo: *pops out of nowhere and hands Percy a trumpet*

Annabeth: What the-

Percy: *plays trumpet very loudly*

Nico: WHO ELSE IS FUCKING IS AWAKE AT 1 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING?!

Percy: Two birds, one stone. It's 1 am.

Annabeth: Wrong use of-

*in a distance, they hear Will yelling at Nico about his sleeping habits*

[remysolangelo-13]

Leo: Oh duck

Jason: Oh goose

Percy:Oh chicken

Leo, Percy, Jason:....

All: Old Mcdonald had a farm,-

Nico: I'm really worried about you three....

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: I'm an easygoing, chill, and fair medical doctor in camp

Nico: *walks in*

Nico: Why do you still listen to him?!

[remysolangelo-13]

Nico: I don't need some injection!

Will: No Nico, the fire water from Tartarus does not have the same benefits as an injection!

Will: What, you afraid of needles? *Holds up a needle*

Nico:

Nico: *backs away* Look here buddy, I just came here for a good day...

[remysolangelo-13]

Annabeth: Percy, are you okay?

Percy: No, it's Nico

Percy: He's giving

Annabeth: a look? What about it

Percy: the look

Percy: Like the one that's 'When you think it's Friday but it's actually monday'

Annabeth: That's makes so much sense

[remysolangelo-13]

Leo: So when are you guys gonna be a family?

Annabeth: We already are

Leo: PERCY PROPOSED?!

Annabeth: No

Leo: SO YOU PROPOSED?!

Annabeth: No

Annabeth: My mother is Athena and Percy's dad is Poseidon, and Poseidon is Athena's uncle actually, meaning I'm basically Percy's... Niece

Leo: So... And Frank is dating his aunt?

[remysolangelo-13]

Nico: I don't like to have fun when I'm doing something I do not like

Will: You don't like... Being awake

Nico: That's why I prefer killing people in my sleep, usually people near me, but sometimes I shadowtravel

Will: ... Do you wanna switch beds?

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: Nico, why did the apple for your lunch wither?

Nico: I got no idea what you are talking about

[remysolangelo-13]

Percy: Hey Nico, how's your day with Leo and Will, hope they didn't spoil you with star wars and swear words in Spanish

Nico: Mierda Fuck be with you

Percy: Oh no

[remysolangelo-13]

Will: Percy, you did what?!

Percy: I gave Nico very dark coffee and chicken nugget!

Will: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Nico: not as dark as my soul *attempts to drink the cookie and bite the coffee cup*

Will: *slaps himself*

[remysolangelo-13]

Percy: Annabeth, what job would I be suitable for?

Annabeth: A Simpson

Percy: