(Mey-Rin and Bard are sitting at the kitchen table; Sebastian enters)
Sebastian: What’s that book you’re reading, Bard?
Baldroy: ‘The ABC of Sex’.
Sebastian: Well, surely could keep stuff like this for when you’re on your break.
Baldroy: Aye, I know, right? The A, B, and C. Three whole positions. The more ya know, huh?
Mey-Rin: Finny’s starting to ask about sex, yes he is. Me and Bard just wanna be prepared.
Grelle: (entering) What are we talking about?
Sebastian: (turns back to preparing the food, behind them) Bard’s reading pornography.
Grelle: Ooh, let’s see, then!
Mey-Rin: Stop it! We’re learning about sex so that we can tell Finny what’s what, yes we are.
Grelle: Oh, don’t worry about THAT. I can tell him all he needs to know.
Baldroy: Ah, thanks, Miss Grelle. We really appreciate it, don’t we, Mey?
Sebastian: I don’t understand why the two of you require a book to discuss such things - back in my day, we didn’t have a book. Well, apart from the Karma Sutra, maybe.
Baldroy: Well, it’s all changed since your two’s day, I’ll tell ya that for nothin’. Why, I remember when me ’n’ my missus back in America-
Grelle: Yes, yes. Long lost families, and all that dribble. But, surely, nothing’s changed THAT much.
Sebastian: I can assure you, some of the men of today will still take you out and expect you to perform fellatio. No man worth his salt, mind you, but-
Grelle: ...Fellatio? Really, me? Sing opera?
Grelle: He’d have better chance at asking for a blowjob.
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