RendeRiot

I'm Renee, I'm a kind person, I have 3 cats, 2 dogs, and a chameleon. Ask me anything [: "Be yourself, everyone else is taken." -Oscar Wilde

[hello2246164345-deact]

how do u mute ur parents

[2young2care-yolo]

actually doing what they tell you to do

[hello2246164345-deact]

thank u 2young2care-yolo

[stunningpicture]

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

[a-breath-of-the-wild]

This is transcendental. 

[niknak79]

[draumbouy-deactivated20150111]

*whispers* bumper desks

[iamtiffanyk-deactivated20131223]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

[operativesurprise]

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

[humortrain]

[okamimi]

more painful than any bullet

[werocksocks-deactivated20130302]

Satan’s handgun.

[f1ower-girl]

have mercy 

[kikiichu]

WHAT KIND OF terrible person would create this

[nopecontest]

I want it.

[von-aegirs]

i literally screamed “OH NO.”

[condesenpai-blog]

my teacher had one of those… he’d shoot sleeping students

[heygofollowmynewblog-deactivate]

boys fall for me because i trip them with my laptop charger

[wolf-whisperer]

[baeddelshinsgirl]

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!! I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

[unlimitedinternet-deactivated20]

why are iphone chargers not called Apple Juice

[cxcology]

[renderiot]

this is tumblr NOT INSTAGRAM!

[realbarbiex]

pretty sure tumblr staff in on drugs 

fly away, fairy friend

[dollydoctor]

[renderiot]

this man was once in charge of australia

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[velvet-claws]

[scruples]

more here ☾

[renderiot]

NO! YOU DONT JUST FUCKING DRAW HEARTS IN THE SNOW! SNOW IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

[pokec0re]

[florels]

ok

[purpleonsunday]

Ok

[cahffe]

ok

[feid]

ok

[fhunki]

ok

[tigrys]

ok

[infiniteflavour]

ok

[calderah]

ok

[floreshed]

ok

[elevennevele]

Ok

[renderiot]

ok

[twoopy-deactivated20130422]

[atalkingdonut-deactivated201705]

It’s trying to whisper something to me.

[fwizard]

moisturize me

[ibelieveingreatness]

I tried to scroll past it I really did but

it was calling me

[noc-if]

moisturize me

[yougotvexed-blog]

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

[renderiot]

That awkward moment when I finally realize that I'm jealous that my boyfriend gave me a computer that he named Sally. I AM JEALOUS OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT BECAUSE IT HAS A GIRLS NAME AND MY BOYFRIEND USES THE COMPUTER MORE THAN I  DO! 

[renderiot]

I am entirely dying by laughing to hard at this