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intro !!
🔞 nsfw sideblog
MINORS DNI
me ;
my name is ren :3
he / they
i like ;
the life series
hermitcraft
empires smp
idk what else to put on here lmao
if theres anything an mcyt blogger knows how to do its endure
after the stream today on the flight i have many thoughts about cpk and pyro. heated sex where pyro is still mad with him and trying to get him to react enough for him to have the security that it won't happen again, except that cpk is having a little too much fun teasing him and is also trying to get him to admit that he was worried for him and also lwk both are making sure the other its still there
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tf!majorscythe somno i'm. ougggh i hauve covid
they'd be so mean about it i bet. one of them wakes up with cum dripping out of him, sore as hell. probably entices him to get revenge too it's just their fucked up little cycle
and imagine one wakes up halfway through and it turns into messy hate sex ogggguhh my bonar
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“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.
you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.
I need vLegundo to be reduced down to the castle vampires' fucktoy
showing him off to each other (vOwen, vPyro and vScott) as some form of competition, mainly Owen vs Scott & Pyro
hrhrhfh Pyro 'helping' Legs ride Scott, so sire can sit back and relax while getting his cock wet and Pyro gets to be the one making that happen, Legs is the tool
Owen fucking Legundo in front of a mirror so the doctor gets (read; is made to) see his cunt getting stretched around 'nothing'
they get to have competitions to see who can make Legs moan or cry the loudest :33
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abolishregret virgin confirmed beautiful day for rpfers
so the thing is im not into tapeworms but i got to wondering about what would have to happen to make me. and i think that if tapeworms were added to minecraft and etho got one. when he'd say "auugh get out of meee" in his etho way i do think. i do think that would do it.
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had a wet dream about bdubs
or what i assume was bdubs. the bdubs of questionable bdubness was a mass of screaming quivering greenery. and he's like that for a while, yeah? just screaming like he's being spitroased (the arson type), and im thinking, "god, his lung capacity is insane." anyways the screaming stops after an unidentifiable amount of time passes and a photorealistic jpeg of his irl face slides out of the bush like a fucking video game asset yelling "WELCOME TO HOIMICraaaaaaaaaFT!!!1!! guess who your ✧˖°. daddy~ is ✧˖°." except it sounds like he's deepthroated the mic.
at this point i wake up, half my hand shoved up inside me, mid orgasm.
anyways thats how my morning started! i dont think ive ever had a normal dream ever, actually! yayy :)) !!!!
-breed and unbreed anon
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Twitchcon only exists in fiction as a place where Minecraft YouTubers can have sex
vSausage should get nonconned for his vampire obsession by vRen and vMartyn while vApo watches in horror.
vSausage trying to crawl away from Ren only to be dragged back and have his underwear ripped to reveal his pretty cunt and hes squirming snd trying to get away and begging Ren not to do it but then Ren's pulling out his massive cock and shoving inside without prep. Makes Martyn take Sausage's mouth so that he doesn't make noise that alerts the others in Oakhurst of what theyre doing. Martyn pinning Sausage's hands to the ground and going relentlessly on his throat.
Ren cumming inside, filling Sausage's cunt and then pulling Martyn back and telling him to cum inside as well.
And that's how Martyn loses his virginity! Ren tells Martyn he's a man now and slaps him on the back.
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BF!Scott should be kidnapped and reduced to the Red Kingdom's whore tbh... Let him be bred by every single person there... Let him become a sex toy and LOVE IT... Bonus if he was a virgin before that..........
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on god i need a guy to fuck cc!abolishregret so well he makes a tweet coming out as bisexual the second he wakes up the next day. could be pyro or sneeg or scott or really whoever just someone do it already. once again completely mask-off posting about this man because im #normal. abolishregret coming out as bisexual in 2026 like to charge reblog to cast or whatever
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hello everyone number one abolish veylocke sexualizer here i think we all need to give him more piercings. especially silver piercings because you Know a lot of the vamps would get off on those hurting them. abolish with a tongue piercing is one ive been seeing a lot lately but i think we also need to give him nipple piercings and also a tdick piercing. i also did get an ask one time about abolish with corset piercings and i think thats a really good idea also. masochist abolish forever i think he would get off on people pulling on his piercings and messing with them. and also 👆 legs, being a doctor, wanting to make sure the piercings dont get irritated or anything. yes he does need to inspect the piercings with his mouth its necessary for him to suck on abolishs tdick and tits just dont worry about it
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obsessed wifh whatever the fuck Legs and Sausage had going on in the Harpy Express stream.
"Stand still" yeah okay what? cSausage (he's in his vsmp skin but Legs is not so.. ambiguous, could be vSaus, could not be) was definitely starting to undress cLegundo, he had felt his hands and instantly 'woke up' then out of shock. what would Sausage have done if he didn't wake up? pound him into the sheets while he slept?
then when Legundo was dancing on the bar and said "please" to Sausage when he asked if he could tip him, who got upset when he realised he couldn't (because its a game) but I like to imagine he just didn't have any physical money on him to do so, so he invites Legs into his room later on and gets a private dance where he can give actual money
maybe Legundo allows a bit of touching, because lets be real, Sausage would've gotten handsy either way
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Reading vsmp smut and getting distracted whenever a vampire gets hard because these bitches Do Not have any blood pressure.
I know its pedantic, but you can still have smut where no one can get hard. It even makes it hotter, if you are pure of heart and noble of spirit.
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idk. i think abolish should be forced to ride a dildo so big he's crying about it not being able to fit and it feeling like its splitting him open. think he deserves to be in tears watching it leave a little bulge in his tummy when he's pushed to fully hilt it. maybe its got some ridges and texture that makes him even more sensitive. not sure who should be forcing him to take it but they should also make him sit in front of a mirror and watch it spread him open!
i am literally always saying this btw... i think abolish would love being so full that his brain turns off completely, although i think hed need someone to encourage him a lot at first. maybe force him just a little. he really does want it but hes so so embarrassed at how good he feels when hes full. aching and desperately trying not to cum as it pushes deeper and deeper into him, filling him so well and making him see stars with just how much it is. gasping and crying whenever he does cum and hes clenching down around it, rocking his hips back and forth trying to fit it even deeper. maybe someone else is there holding his hips and pushing him down further onto it, shushing him and telling him its okay when he whimpers that he cant take it any deeper, getting between his legs and sucking his tdick to get him to cum again and again so he relaxes more and can take the dildo even deeper