…The end has never felt so close.
Don’t let your guard down!
Grow strong. Never lose hope.
I try my best, but I am only one man / woman.
I won’t let them hurt you, ( name ), I promise.
You did the right thing. Never doubt it.
How remarkably useless of you.Â
That’s a rather ponderous favor.
That’s…quite the outfit.Â
Death is the best cure for stupid.
Less thinking, more killing. I like it!
You appear lost in thought…this frightens me.
We’re always gonna be together, ( name ).
Your eyes ( or whatever noun you need  ) are not a sin. Don’t ever be ashamed of them.
Stay here and rest. We can’t have your cough coming back.
Stop? Stop? You want me to stop? You think I have the luxury to stop?
Do you know how long I’ve been like this? How much I loathe myself?.
You want me to understand your sadness?
You think I’m gonna sympathize with you?
That’s not your decision. You don’t get to choose who lives and who dies.
I don’t like you…And I want nothing to do with you.
You stand in the presence of ancient wisdom.
It’s only as complicated as you choose to make it.
Let’s see how smug you are when I toss you on a campfire.
Stop! For the love of all that is holy, stop pounding me!
You’ve been wearing the same shitty clothes since I met you.
Rules do not exist to bind you. They exist so you may know your freedoms.Â
I won’t sit around and let you fight while I stay behind!
How can such a fighter so skilled be cursed with such a thick head?
I’m weak, and sad, and lonely, but somehow you make me strong!
You’re my friend and I need you! So you can’t go away!
Look, nothing good is gonna happen if you stick with me. Why don’t you take off?
Don’t give up! You’re stronger than that. Don’t you dare give up now!
I promise I’ll never give up. But you can’t give up either.
I knew this was a bad idea! Haunted manors and the like…Oh, why does no one listen to me?!
I’m gonna pull out your teeth and cram ‘em up your ass!
( name )! Start making sense or you’re gonna be sorry!
How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh?
Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and START FUCKING HELPING US!Â
What’s wrong? Did you forget all your strength in your other pair of panties?
Makes you wonder what the point of everything is. Life is hard, and it seems the right thing is rarely the happy thing.
You’re going to stop talking now. And then I’m going to walk over to you, and very carefully…Extend my hand, reach into your chest, and PULL OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART!