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Fairy Teeth™, because if she can, then why can't we?

shoutout to extremely thorough travel bloggers who will post like "i rode the train from (destination A) to (destination B) heres a photo step by step guide on every part of the trip, with price breakdowns for different times of day and different seasons. heres every option for where to buy tickets. heres a list of public restrooms along the journey. heres where i got my lunch and what it cost and what other options they had for different dietary needs. " you are my fucking life saver. i love you.

#alt: urbex youtubers that travels between countries or to another city but sneaks into a freight train instead

Bra sizes are so weird like I measured myself and one chart said I was a 40D and then I put those same measurments in another chart and it said 48B????

#how does international cup sizes works???#Imma stick to the one in my country any way #the one where somehow my mom's-whose chest is bigger than mine- bras fits me

augmentedpolls

What’s your score on the picky eater test? (Number of foods on the list you will not eat)

0 (wow!)

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41+

Results

Voting ended onSep 11, 2025

#beets tastes horrible - beans are a texture - bananas ugh and carrots #I can only eat carrots cut and cooked certain ways #otherwise I also will avoid them

intriga-hounds

constantly being threatened in my own home by whatever this is

Sometimes I'll sweeten my drink just enough that I'll negate the flavors

#it's-it's a taste #yeah

I call myself a technical nepobaby, because, technically, my mom got me my new job

#but not really because the job first got offered for her coworker but she declined at the time and my mom took the oppurtunity and #gave me the phone number so I could get in contact #and I've been here for 4 month now

not the alchohol I'1m drinking having the same taste as the tonic I took during my childhood

If I had a coin for everytime I started a pension for someone who worked for the Justice Court, I'd have two coins, which isn't a lot but it has happened too many times already

#I absolutely dislike this types and the other ones where they weren't married per say

Oh, so vermillion Falls is and actual REAL place...

#Listen-I'm not from the US #so why would I know this #wtnv

What do you mean "Remnants of The Serpent" WHAT SERPENT WTF you mean

#is that why the castle's is in ruins?#infinity nikki

dajo42

a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?

horse?

not at all. shits fucked

not very. low chance it goes well

maybe equipped maybe not. it could go either way really

somewhat. high chance it goes well

entirely. i was born for this

im bald/vanilla extract/i refuse to participate in this poll/answers

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

#I live in a fucking apartment and my kitchen is not that big #shit's fucked

officialpenisenvy

a tattoo? no i think you misunderstood. i got a t.A.T.u. watch this [presses an implant on my wrist and all the things she said starts playing with the sound quality of an early 2000s toy phone]

#STFU I HAVE NOT GONNA GET US #lol

the-dandelion-queen

Let the Wheel decide your fate...

I am assigning your pronouns

What is your fate?

Don't tell me what to do >:( (did not spin the Wheel)

This is perfect!!!!

I got a pretty good one

Eh it's whatever

This sucks :/

Hate crimed by the Wheel >:O

I'm just gonna keep spinning and spinning (multi pronoun option)

Hey yo what the fuck?

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

#ah yes my adored pronouns - [REDACTED]/[RETACTED]#guess we will never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If fucking Ibuprofen won't help me, I know ICE has my back

#my wrist are gonna be red but BY THE GODS THIS PAIN WILL PASS #WHO KNEW THIGHTENING YOUR BRACES A BIT MORE WOULD CAUSE MORE INJURY #god I hate stupid nerve damage

greelin

i think many of my issues and problems stem from the fact that, narratively, i should have been long dead. by this point in the story. the story being life, of course

#me when I was 16 and didn't think I'd alive 10 years later

The Silvergale's evolution outifit explain that Ena ISN'T The Loved One THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN HOW THE HELL SHE HAD THE FEATHERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

#infinity nikki #If the Loved One Died and Ena was impriosioned then my life is inshambles #i forgot to add to last tg that I meant at the same time

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