seatbelts.

Dana, 30.

[oblivionloading]

Your shrimp cocktail with dipping sauce has no effect.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[teathattast]

[henk-heijmans]

Morning mist: threadleaf Japanese maple tree, Princeton, New Jersey, 2016 - by Josh Friedman, American

[cannibalchicken]

[senatortedcruz]

Not gonna say it again

[counting-horses]

This post contains 33 horses!

Not gonna say it again

Notes: Please stop leaving comments that relitigate your real-world parasocial love or equally parasocial hate for Taylor Swift. This is not the forum for that, this is an erotic mind control story about Taylor Swift enthusiastically falling under the corrupting influence of a mysterious amulet, the origin of which is not explored though is likely sorcery-based.

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[senatortedcruz]

This comment sent me into the psychological torment dimension fyi

[moldavite]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT BUT IT'S NOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homeboygirl]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[iprotectyou]

[proskatersora]

[reptite]

hello blog

[sacred-portal]

[reptite]

I desperately need this Forgetting Sarah Marshall hat

[greelin]

a vampire with blood all over their mouth. Btw

[reptite]

no fortune in my fortune cookie 😔

[2560x1440]

it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

[lakemojave]

Charlie Kirk has died. Badly.

[milligramspoison]