I Am A Snom

cc ✧ )_)__\ happy Pride!!

i-am-a-snom

cc •)___\ Go drink some water.

cc T )_)__\ it turned into ice

i-am-a-snom

cc - ))___)_ zzzz........

cc O )_)__\ everyone be very quiet, we need to be very careful not to wake them up while we set up the suprise

hemipenal-system

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hemipenal-system

my favorite part of this post is everyone revealing they have some unknowable fuck shit going on with their desktop tumblr lol

hemipenal-system

"this doesnt work on desktop either" you problem

"ofc the trans colors dont show up" you problem

#please appreciate the rainbow that took a lot of work

cc ✧)_)__\ prebby colours~

cc✧)_)__\ HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ALL!!

Snom! You're cute! Can I snuggle!?

cc ^ )_)__\ i am! And you may!

Have a taco 🌮

🌮cc • )_)__\ Taco Tuesday!

Oh hey I didn't notice that you had asks back on but anyways have a burger 🍔

🍔cc • )_)__\ tasty~

nickikitti

yaaawn oh hi there, i'm sure you're wondering how you got here

uhh, i dunno, you wanna cuddle though?

alicatthekittycat

nodding aggressively :3

cc * )_)__\ cuddle pile!!!!

Whoops forgot to schedule a birthday post, snom would you do the honours?

cc ~ )_)__\ happy belated birthday to me! We're only uhh- 6 days too late

Hey anom! When is your birthday?

cc • )_)__\ 29th febuary

cc ~ )_)__\ i'm a leap baby

Snow, has anyone told you you’re worth going to war over?

cc ò )_)__\ please don't

Hello Snom! How is life going for you?

Also what's your favorite food? :3

cc o )_)__\ it going well! Thanks for asking!

cc ~ )_)__\ snow cones~~

/__•>>) wanna have a sleepover?

(Ooc: I'm bored and kinda wanna do a sleepover RP chain)

cc ☆ )_)__\ sleep over!!!

.

( • ɔɔ

/___( • ɔɔ Did someone say sleepover?

(● ○) **it heard @snomissingno and walked over to them** yes.

/___(• ɔɔ

( • oo • )

cc • )___\ Nice

cc ~ )_)__\ i'll get the hot cocoa!

cc ^ )___\ I'll see if I can find anything to bring!

(Ooc: where will the sleepover rp be happening in character? Mainly because I want a reason to introduce Necromancer Snom's place of residence)

(OOC)

I ain't got a clue, but Missing here doesn't actually have a home or anything, so

(Ooc): ok then can we just say that it's at Necromancer Snom's place? Unless ther are any objections ofc

cc • )_)__\ go for it!

/__•>>) ok, if we're having the sleepover at my place then we need a way to get there, thankfully I've got something,

/__~•>>)

**a giant skeleton dragon with both eyesockets glowing pinkish purple appeared from a portal in the sky**

/__^>>) ok just climb on Skeledrakon"s back and we'll go to my house

(Ooc: I've wanted to introduce Skeledrakon for a bit)

cc 0 )_)__\ *gasp* DRAGON!!!

(I posted to the wrong account, whatever)

/__•>>) go ahead and climb on Skeledrakon's back so we can go to my house, and if you're worried about falling through the bones just give me a second..

**Necromancer Snom froze the areas between the bones on the torso so that someone can just climb on and stay on**

(● ●) Do be aware that our home is not technically a house, we'll explain that when we get there

(● ●) Also, it's in another dimension, which is why we'll need to use Skeledrakon because it can make portals, and we can't walk through the portals cause we've found that the slower you enter the portal the queasier you get

(● ○) also we should probably hurry up 'cause Skeledrakon tends to get bored quickly

cc • )

cc • )___\

cc • )___\ Sorry I took so long, I was searching for stuff to brin-

cc o )___\ Oh, that, that's a dragon

cc • )_)__\ *climbs on skeledragon's back* awesome! We're quite familiar with portals as our trainer is an gaurdiam and she takes us on trips a lot!

cc ^ )___\ Wait for me!

*Missing climbs onto skeledragon's back as well*

cc •)___\ I've never been through a portal

cc ^ )___\ But it can't be that bad!

/__•>>) ok, Skeledrakon, home.

**Skeledrakon flies vertically upwards looping upside down before gliding so fast even Regieleki would struggle to keep up, Skeledrakon roars causing a portal to appear that everyone goes through instantly and everyone goes through with Skeledrakon stopping on a landing pad**

/__•>>) alright we're here

**a random skeleton walked over and began speaking to Necromancer Snom**

Random skeleton: lord Snom there's some random crusaders planning to attack because they view Necromancy as unholy or something, suggested plan of action

/__•>>) have War deal with them quickly I have friends over for a sleepover.

**the random skeleton nodded, saluted Necromancer Snom and ran**

/__•>>) anyway, let's get going to my home

cc • )_)__\ *scoots on inside* you have lots of skelly friends

/__•>>) yeah, roughly more than the populations of some large countries

(Fun fact: Necromancer Snom lives in a literal dark castle, fun fact number two: he has roughly 3 times the population of France in skeletons)

/__•>>) I also have some zombies and ghosts, just less of those

**as the group enters Necromancer Snom's castle they see various creatures that seemed to be made from parts of other creatures with visible stitches where the parts connect**

/__~>>) I also have undead chimeras

cc o )_)__\ that a lot of skellys

cc _ )_)__\ you're not like an evil lich right?

/__~>>) nah, moreso chaotic good, in fact the only reason I have this castle is because the previous resident was such a terrible king that there was like 12 different resistances trying to kill him, so I managed to get them into a group and then stormed the castle, any who were injured I'd just heal 'cause Necromancy can revive dead cells resulting in healing

/__•>>) and I actively try to help other worlds in disarray due to corruption and if the problem is too widespread I end up forced into extreme action, it honestly isn't a coincidence that four of my most powerful generals are named after the four horsemen of the apocalypse

/__^>>) but I always save and protect innocent individuals

/__•>>) There's also the fact that my territory has a 0% mortality rate for illnesses thanks to my efforts

cc ~ )_)__\ aww that's nice, anyway where we staying for the night?

/__•>>) we'll be in my room, follow me.

**The group end up ascending up a lot of stairs, thankfully the skeletons carry the group and eventually reach a large door and on the inside the entire room seemed to be covered in snow and ice but also some wood that had lightning keeping the wood alive and warm enough to be comfortable**

cc o )_)__\ oooh fancy~

(Sorry it took me a while to respond, idea block)

/__•>>) now what.. hmm..

/__^>>) I've got it!

/__•>>) let's do truth or dare!

(Ooc: this is just an excuse to have ignition points for my imagination but still)

cc ^ )___\ Sounds fun!

/__^>>) yeah!

/__•>>) I'll let you ask first @snomissingno

cc o )___\ Oh geez, uh-

cc . )___\ @rescued-snom, truth or dare?

cc • )_)__\ truth!

cc - )___\ Hmmm...

cc • )___\ Have you ever tried painting yourself to look shiny?

cc • )_)__\ no my frost's sparkly enough

cc • )_)__\ necromancer snom, truth or dare?

/__•>>) truth

(Sorry I took a while to answer lol)

cc • )_)__\ how'd you become a necromancer?

/__•>>) wanna have a sleepover?

(Ooc: I'm bored and kinda wanna do a sleepover RP chain)

cc ☆ )_)__\ sleep over!!!

.

( • ɔɔ

/___( • ɔɔ Did someone say sleepover?

(● ○) **it heard @snomissingno and walked over to them** yes.

/___(• ɔɔ

( • oo • )

cc • )___\ Nice

cc ~ )_)__\ i'll get the hot cocoa!

cc ^ )___\ I'll see if I can find anything to bring!

(Ooc: where will the sleepover rp be happening in character? Mainly because I want a reason to introduce Necromancer Snom's place of residence)

(OOC)

I ain't got a clue, but Missing here doesn't actually have a home or anything, so

(Ooc): ok then can we just say that it's at Necromancer Snom's place? Unless ther are any objections ofc

cc • )_)__\ go for it!

/__•>>) ok, if we're having the sleepover at my place then we need a way to get there, thankfully I've got something,

/__~•>>)

**a giant skeleton dragon with both eyesockets glowing pinkish purple appeared from a portal in the sky**

/__^>>) ok just climb on Skeledrakon"s back and we'll go to my house

(Ooc: I've wanted to introduce Skeledrakon for a bit)

cc 0 )_)__\ *gasp* DRAGON!!!

(I posted to the wrong account, whatever)

/__•>>) go ahead and climb on Skeledrakon's back so we can go to my house, and if you're worried about falling through the bones just give me a second..

**Necromancer Snom froze the areas between the bones on the torso so that someone can just climb on and stay on**

(● ●) Do be aware that our home is not technically a house, we'll explain that when we get there

(● ●) Also, it's in another dimension, which is why we'll need to use Skeledrakon because it can make portals, and we can't walk through the portals cause we've found that the slower you enter the portal the queasier you get

(● ○) also we should probably hurry up 'cause Skeledrakon tends to get bored quickly

cc • )

cc • )___\

cc • )___\ Sorry I took so long, I was searching for stuff to brin-

cc o )___\ Oh, that, that's a dragon

cc • )_)__\ *climbs on skeledragon's back* awesome! We're quite familiar with portals as our trainer is an gaurdiam and she takes us on trips a lot!

cc ^ )___\ Wait for me!

*Missing climbs onto skeledragon's back as well*

cc •)___\ I've never been through a portal

cc ^ )___\ But it can't be that bad!

/__•>>) ok, Skeledrakon, home.

**Skeledrakon flies vertically upwards looping upside down before gliding so fast even Regieleki would struggle to keep up, Skeledrakon roars causing a portal to appear that everyone goes through instantly and everyone goes through with Skeledrakon stopping on a landing pad**

/__•>>) alright we're here

**a random skeleton walked over and began speaking to Necromancer Snom**

Random skeleton: lord Snom there's some random crusaders planning to attack because they view Necromancy as unholy or something, suggested plan of action

/__•>>) have War deal with them quickly I have friends over for a sleepover.

**the random skeleton nodded, saluted Necromancer Snom and ran**

/__•>>) anyway, let's get going to my home

cc • )_)__\ *scoots on inside* you have lots of skelly friends

/__•>>) yeah, roughly more than the populations of some large countries

(Fun fact: Necromancer Snom lives in a literal dark castle, fun fact number two: he has roughly 3 times the population of France in skeletons)

/__•>>) I also have some zombies and ghosts, just less of those

**as the group enters Necromancer Snom's castle they see various creatures that seemed to be made from parts of other creatures with visible stitches where the parts connect**

/__~>>) I also have undead chimeras

cc o )_)__\ that a lot of skellys

cc _ )_)__\ you're not like an evil lich right?

/__~>>) nah, moreso chaotic good, in fact the only reason I have this castle is because the previous resident was such a terrible king that there was like 12 different resistances trying to kill him, so I managed to get them into a group and then stormed the castle, any who were injured I'd just heal 'cause Necromancy can revive dead cells resulting in healing

/__•>>) and I actively try to help other worlds in disarray due to corruption and if the problem is too widespread I end up forced into extreme action, it honestly isn't a coincidence that four of my most powerful generals are named after the four horsemen of the apocalypse

/__^>>) but I always save and protect innocent individuals

/__•>>) There's also the fact that my territory has a 0% mortality rate for illnesses thanks to my efforts

cc ~ )_)__\ aww that's nice, anyway where we staying for the night?

/__•>>) we'll be in my room, follow me.

**The group end up ascending up a lot of stairs, thankfully the skeletons carry the group and eventually reach a large door and on the inside the entire room seemed to be covered in snow and ice but also some wood that had lightning keeping the wood alive and warm enough to be comfortable**

cc o )_)__\ oooh fancy~

(Sorry it took me a while to respond, idea block)

/__•>>) now what.. hmm..

/__^>>) I've got it!

/__•>>) let's do truth or dare!

(Ooc: this is just an excuse to have ignition points for my imagination but still)

cc ^ )___\ Sounds fun!

/__^>>) yeah!

/__•>>) I'll let you ask first @snomissingno

cc o )___\ Oh geez, uh-

cc . )___\ @rescued-snom, truth or dare?

cc • )_)__\ truth!

cc - )___\ Hmmm...

cc • )___\ Have you ever tried painting yourself to look shiny?

cc • )_)__\ no my frost's sparkly enough

cc • )_)__\ necromancer snom, truth or dare?

/__•>>) wanna have a sleepover?

(Ooc: I'm bored and kinda wanna do a sleepover RP chain)

cc ☆ )_)__\ sleep over!!!

.

( • ɔɔ

/___( • ɔɔ Did someone say sleepover?

(● ○) **it heard @snomissingno and walked over to them** yes.

/___(• ɔɔ

( • oo • )

cc • )___\ Nice

cc ~ )_)__\ i'll get the hot cocoa!

cc ^ )___\ I'll see if I can find anything to bring!

(Ooc: where will the sleepover rp be happening in character? Mainly because I want a reason to introduce Necromancer Snom's place of residence)

(OOC)

I ain't got a clue, but Missing here doesn't actually have a home or anything, so

(Ooc): ok then can we just say that it's at Necromancer Snom's place? Unless ther are any objections ofc

cc • )_)__\ go for it!

/__•>>) ok, if we're having the sleepover at my place then we need a way to get there, thankfully I've got something,

/__~•>>)

**a giant skeleton dragon with both eyesockets glowing pinkish purple appeared from a portal in the sky**

/__^>>) ok just climb on Skeledrakon"s back and we'll go to my house

(Ooc: I've wanted to introduce Skeledrakon for a bit)

cc 0 )_)__\ *gasp* DRAGON!!!

(I posted to the wrong account, whatever)

/__•>>) go ahead and climb on Skeledrakon's back so we can go to my house, and if you're worried about falling through the bones just give me a second..

**Necromancer Snom froze the areas between the bones on the torso so that someone can just climb on and stay on**

(● ●) Do be aware that our home is not technically a house, we'll explain that when we get there

(● ●) Also, it's in another dimension, which is why we'll need to use Skeledrakon because it can make portals, and we can't walk through the portals cause we've found that the slower you enter the portal the queasier you get

(● ○) also we should probably hurry up 'cause Skeledrakon tends to get bored quickly

cc • )

cc • )___\

cc • )___\ Sorry I took so long, I was searching for stuff to brin-

cc o )___\ Oh, that, that's a dragon

cc • )_)__\ *climbs on skeledragon's back* awesome! We're quite familiar with portals as our trainer is an gaurdiam and she takes us on trips a lot!

cc ^ )___\ Wait for me!

*Missing climbs onto skeledragon's back as well*

cc •)___\ I've never been through a portal

cc ^ )___\ But it can't be that bad!

/__•>>) ok, Skeledrakon, home.

**Skeledrakon flies vertically upwards looping upside down before gliding so fast even Regieleki would struggle to keep up, Skeledrakon roars causing a portal to appear that everyone goes through instantly and everyone goes through with Skeledrakon stopping on a landing pad**

/__•>>) alright we're here

**a random skeleton walked over and began speaking to Necromancer Snom**

Random skeleton: lord Snom there's some random crusaders planning to attack because they view Necromancy as unholy or something, suggested plan of action

/__•>>) have War deal with them quickly I have friends over for a sleepover.

**the random skeleton nodded, saluted Necromancer Snom and ran**

/__•>>) anyway, let's get going to my home

cc • )_)__\ *scoots on inside* you have lots of skelly friends

/__•>>) yeah, roughly more than the populations of some large countries

(Fun fact: Necromancer Snom lives in a literal dark castle, fun fact number two: he has roughly 3 times the population of France in skeletons)

/__•>>) I also have some zombies and ghosts, just less of those

**as the group enters Necromancer Snom's castle they see various creatures that seemed to be made from parts of other creatures with visible stitches where the parts connect**

/__~>>) I also have undead chimeras

cc o )_)__\ that a lot of skellys

cc _ )_)__\ you're not like an evil lich right?

/__~>>) nah, moreso chaotic good, in fact the only reason I have this castle is because the previous resident was such a terrible king that there was like 12 different resistances trying to kill him, so I managed to get them into a group and then stormed the castle, any who were injured I'd just heal 'cause Necromancy can revive dead cells resulting in healing

/__•>>) and I actively try to help other worlds in disarray due to corruption and if the problem is too widespread I end up forced into extreme action, it honestly isn't a coincidence that four of my most powerful generals are named after the four horsemen of the apocalypse

/__^>>) but I always save and protect innocent individuals

/__•>>) There's also the fact that my territory has a 0% mortality rate for illnesses thanks to my efforts

cc ~ )_)__\ aww that's nice, anyway where we staying for the night?

/__•>>) we'll be in my room, follow me.

**The group end up ascending up a lot of stairs, thankfully the skeletons carry the group and eventually reach a large door and on the inside the entire room seemed to be covered in snow and ice but also some wood that had lightning keeping the wood alive and warm enough to be comfortable**

cc o )_)__\ oooh fancy~

(Sorry it took me a while to respond, idea block)

/__•>>) now what.. hmm..

/__^>>) I've got it!

/__•>>) let's do truth or dare!

(Ooc: this is just an excuse to have ignition points for my imagination but still)

cc ^ )___\ Sounds fun!